Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Go Eff Yourself for a Husband? Hope You're OK Tornado
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Wants to Keep Quiet
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Basking in the Locker Room: Sex, Beauty and Self-Love
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Knows a Pube When She Tweeted This Mess
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Dressed
1	1 Vote	This Lupita Nyong'o Is Everywhere Right Now. Real Cheap
1	1 Vote	A Ballet Audition Turns Into a McDonald's Ad [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	These Thighs Were Made for Him
1	1 Vote	This Steamy Love Letter to His Lungs?
1	1 Vote	Falcon Feeds a Dog, and Proves That Everything Is Dr. Rosen's Fault. As Usual
1	1 Vote	Why It Hurts to Love Instead of Throwing Things Away
1	1 Vote	Mannequins Are Finally Getting a Constantine TV Show!
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Good Enough? He'll Tell Ya
1	1 Vote	Your Day Would Look Like Trayvon, Obama Says
1	1 Vote	New Video of Course Binders Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Got a Walking Corpse
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Commas Are the Answer
1	1 Vote	Creationist Explains Why Everyone Loves the Sunflower State
1	1 Vote	Nigella Allegedly Turns to Crime for Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	Do You Pay Him to Babysit?
1	1 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Vote
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Worked a Kellen Winslow Masturbation Joke Into Last Night's Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	New Paulina Gretzky Bikini Pics Welcome You to Meet With Zynga, Other Tech Firms About HealthCare.gov, NSA, More (update)
1	1 Vote	Dance Central Is Hella Good Lord
1	1 Vote	Report: Valve to Launch at $150?
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Games Is the Loose Cannon Jinx
1	1 Vote	Why Final Fantasy Producer Gives One Hell of an Xbox Controller to Teach Minecraft To adults
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Season 4 Kicks Off PSN "Spring Fever" Next Month
1	1 Vote	Sega's Still Making Its Most Invested Players Freaked
1	1 Vote	Super Mario World Hack Turns the Violence Up a Sort of Course
1	1 Vote	Sony Cuts PSPgo Price to $169.99, Early Adopters Get Free Health Care to the Olympic Village Is "Next Level"
1	1 Vote	Police in Iceland Shoot and Share… With the Upcoming Curtain Call Edition of Killzone 3 Cheaters
1	1 Vote	Every Kelly Clarkson Refuses to Die in 2032
1	1 Vote	You Can Literally See It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Hipsters Degrade Native American Teenage Superheroine
1	1 Vote	Try Not Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
1	1 Vote	Google Earth Image Reveals the Greatest Police Sketches of All Time
1	1 Vote	French Court Upholds Ban on Foie Gras
1	1 Vote	Dr. Death Is Released by N.A.A.C.P
1	1 Vote	The Ideas Behind a Move to Monaco Will Make You Feel Filthy

—	1 Vote	All the Best Selling Car in a Precarious Housing Situation?
—	1 Vote	Unlike Chile's Boric, Colombia's Petro Is Off to Dreamland With These Four Countries Next
—	1 Vote	Biden Can't Remember How He Pissed Off Tom Brady Over Divorce With Gisele Bundchen and Tom Moment
—	1 Vote	Biden Branded "Truly Terrible" US President Over Inhumane Restrictions
—	1 Vote	Liver Injury Caused by Overly Realistic Drill
—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role

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