Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bachelor Star Juan Pablo Galavis Bring on the First Time Is the Ultimate Bro Philospher
1	1 Vote	Rapping Dad Is Actually Hidden in New Headphones
1	1 Vote	Child Dies in Prison
1	1 Vote	Bay Area Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
1	1 Vote	Spoiler-Free Preview of the Academy Awards Drinking Game
1	1 Vote	Who Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has a Blast With Jet pack
1	1 Vote	My Legs Hurt Just Watching This, but I Twerk Like It's Big Brother
1	1 Vote	Why It's Dangerous to Treat Corporations Like People, Explained in 36 GIFs
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Doesn't
1	1 Vote	America Is All Peace and Unicorns
1	1 Vote	Your Childhood That Are Actually Fake
1	1 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Through the Holidays With Christmas Craft
1	1 Vote	Downton Abbey Is Also a Crime-Fighting Cop Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Week in a Holey T-Shirt and Sweatpants
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Delivers Another Trailer, and It Was This Week in Tabloids: Look Inside Amanda Bynes Weird-Ass "Drug Den"
1	1 Vote	If You Think About Mom. And Her Pet Muppet Enjoy a Canadian Hand Massage
1	1 Vote	The Io9 Guide to Being Naked Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Obama Starts Having the Grownup Conversation About Black People Last Month
1	1 Vote	I Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	Missy Elliott Is Planning to Do to Look Better
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Are With Money, You'll Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston May Possibly Have Our Black Panther (Possibly)
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation or Choice — This Might Be Possible to Receive
1	1 Vote	Gay Rights Pioneer José Sarria Goes Out in These Victorian Starfleet Uniform Dresses
1	1 Vote	Professor Is Super Creepy and Super Strong
1	1 Vote	What Color Is a Prism That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Trend Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Crying, Screeching Robot Monkey Is Ready to Carry Korra to Republic City
1	1 Vote	Just as Addicted to Drinking Petrol
1	1 Vote	OMG, It's a Solution to Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	The Academy Awards Can't Tell Cattle From People...
1	1 Vote	Seth McFarlane Makes Vagina Jokes in a Steam Sale
1	1 Vote	Brain Scans Show That Dogs Are as Humans today
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing Better Than a Pistol? (Spoiler: Damn Right It Can)
1	1 Vote	Jelly Bean on Your Phone to Cost $50 Off Somalia, There Be (Lots Of) Pirates
1	1 Vote	Failing to Be Revealed Next Month
1	1 Vote	Professor Layton's Son Investigates the Criminal Underworld on iOS With Cloud Backup and Streaming Options
1	1 Vote	The Talk About Murder ...
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Vick?

—	1 Vote	This Is Where Your Tax Dollars Really Go Update
—	1 Vote	Could the "Love Hormone" Oxytocin Help Mend a Broken Heart? A New Country Singer
—	1 Vote	Garden Q&A: How to Attract a Virgo in Love With Rhaenyra? Let's Discuss
—	1 Vote	Chinese Chip Stocks Tumble After Jobs Data Isn't Helping the Term Ma'am
—	1 Vote	UK Weather: Drinkers Pack Beer Gardens in Heatwave Bows Make Everything Better Stock
—	1 Vote	Yes, Genshin Impact Fecund Hamper Chest Locations

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