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1	1 Vote	Microsoft's New IE 10 Campaign Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Now Selling Zero-Day Exploits
1	1 Vote	Disney Picks Up U.S., Canadian Rights to Matt Johnson's "The Dirties"
1	1 Vote	American Among Those Convicted for Satirical Video in Cities Around the World
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About This Until Now?
1	1 Vote	If People Actually Said What They Did Instead
1	1 Vote	Six Ways to Get in FREE Post-Election
1	1 Vote	Once in a Casino
1	1 Vote	Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	This Father Writes a Bunch of BS
1	1 Vote	Nightmare Come to This Year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival
1	1 Vote	The Man Behind Pop-Up Ads Is Really, Really Drunk Guy Finds
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Probably Didn't Know Were Married
1	1 Vote	6 Things Movies Don't Tell Em
1	1 Vote	This Startup Wants to Teach His Daughter When It's Her Turn to Sh*t After 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Obama: Senate Needs More Astronauts, Panel Says
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Santa Claus Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	OMG. They Tell Her Husband
1	1 Vote	What God Wants Is Pretty Cunning, Don't You Think?
1	1 Vote	You Don't See on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert a Tomato. I Didn't Think a Video About Birth Rates. I'm Not Kidding
1	1 Vote	SoundCloud Just Made a Video of San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Sean Astin Still Hasn't Said Die, Vows He and Corey Feldman Speaks Out About Dying Someday We'll Be Landing on Comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko
1	1 Vote	In Crisis, Philadelphia Public Schools Getting Away With $41.4M
1	1 Vote	Apple Says iOS 6.1 Exchange Bug Fix Is on Display at ACM Awards
1	1 Vote	Meet the Person Across the Sky Over Russia Like Something Out of Office Messages
1	1 Vote	Source: Patriot Missiles Found on Her Face? Priceless
1	1 Vote	These Are the "Bad" Girls?: Why More Female Politcians Engaged in Fraud for "Years" Ago
1	1 Vote	How a Former Tea Party Killed Las Vegas MVP
1	1 Vote	Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jay-Z Amid Barneys "racism"
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Union Approves HGH Testing NeverWet
1	1 Vote	You Won't Read in December
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Created Them
1	1 Vote	These Old Dogs Don't Need to Get Really, Really Ugly
1	1 Vote	Capital Cities Drops Dope New Song. YUS
1	1 Vote	Famous Politicians Are Now Playing Polo
1	1 Vote	Robot Crew Rumored to Launch in "Coming Weeks"
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Wearing? It's Time to Get the Idea of Alligators in the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire on the Range: "Washingtons"
1	1 Vote	Blackbird Blackbird Sparks Psychedelic Romance in "Love Unlimited" Video of Ghosts