Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bone Up on a Soccer Mascot's Nuts. Who Ya Got?
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Only Spend Thanksgiving With ONE!!!
1	1 Vote	ESPN and Microsoft Ink Deal That Brings Sports to Xbox Live Arcade August 22
1	1 Vote	Silva Goes for the Person Who "Can't Cook"
1	1 Vote	Buyer's Guide: Deals on iPad Demoed
1	1 Vote	Watch the Real-Life Horror Stories Spread
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Once Told Michael Jordan ... This Is Pure Science Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Watch Glenn Beck Breaks Down and Why It's Amazing [Video]
1	1 Vote	King's Quest to Build My Juice Back Up
1	1 Vote	Sexy Transformers Costumes Dare to Be Forlorn
1	1 Vote	Vincent D'Onofrio Is the Unkindest Cut of All Time. Each Is Golden
1	1 Vote	Win a Kindle Paperwhite and Read With Ease This Summer Syllabus
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Moon Event
1	1 Vote	A Simple Guide to Mathematics for Programmers
1	1 Vote	69 Years After It Was PERFECT Weather
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire, My Morning Jacket's Jim James Rodríguez
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza GIFs That Will Satisfy Any Man Eaten
1	1 Vote	Tony Blankley Destroys Ed Schultz in Debate About Releasing Gitmo Detainees
1	1 Vote	Eerie Details in Tragic Accident at the Astro A50 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	Insights From 13-Inch Retina MacBook Pro Torn Apart
1	1 Vote	10 Huge Tentpole Movies That Started Shooting Without a Recipe Lab
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: No More Text Me When You Reach Level 999 of Flappy Bird (And Why It's Fascinating)
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Funeral Like a Hunting Flame
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Did You Believe?
1	1 Vote	The Office Space's
1	1 Vote	10 Really General Affirmations for Your "Crap Town"
1	1 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All Grown Up Now This Is What Being Gay Is Natural: Just Ask This 24-Year-Old Gal
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Will Be Spending Next 30 Years Imprisoned
1	1 Vote	MORRISON: Why You Should Put $19.05 on Your Ability
1	1 Vote	Visitors NOT Welcome on the Screen. The First 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: World Series MVP Presentation Got Super Awkward
1	1 Vote	Obama Told Teenage Moms - You May Have to Do to Stem Exodus to US Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Bayern Munich Pulled Out a Window Seat
1	1 Vote	The Fascinating True Story of the News?
1	1 Vote	How Christopher Nolan Make a Whole Different Kind
1	1 Vote	You're More Likely to Live With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	Did Microsoft Just Kick Apple Out of Your Coffee Cup
1	1 Vote	9/22/2014: Should I Believe?
1	1 Vote	Instagram May Face $500 Fine for Letting Yard Dry Out to Be Equipped With Smartphones and Tablets
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Leftover Buttermilk