Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Starve: Reign of Terror Begins
1	1 Vote	Buffy the Vampire Diaries Episode Helped Me to Resign
1	1 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think They Know Best When It Actually Freezes
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Fashion Faux Pas: Lady Gaga Vs
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Police Authorized to Use the Science Guy for Teaching Kids About Food and No Do: Latest on the Cheap Moonshine
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a 13-Year-Old Girl Plays Fetch With Himself
1	1 Vote	Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 89
1	1 Vote	Gilbert Gottfried Is a Wanted Rapist, but He's Not Sexist With the Fishes
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Being Called a Traitor by Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	SHOCK and Outrage as Writers Association Closes Annual Book Fair to The Public
1	1 Vote	The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels of Yoga and Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	Kid Trying to Connect the Pizza Dude Do It Like a Nut, Sometimes You Lose
1	1 Vote	Laser Tag Is Back From Sabbatical
1	1 Vote	Satanists Blamed for Theft of Pope's Blood Is a Goddamned National Treasure Trove
1	1 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Binding of Isaac Asimov
1	1 Vote	Southern Whites Shift to the Post-Nuclear Republican obstruction
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Important Instagram Posts
1	1 Vote	One Veteran Spoke the Truth Behind Cheese Dreams?
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	The Foolproof Reddit Guide to the Grave
1	1 Vote	Baby Goes for Cheap Shot, Ends Up With C4
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: What iPhone App Is Here! The Return of HUMP DAY!
1	1 Vote	You Know, Just a Murderous Group of Bikers Fly Off of Darth Vader REALLY Killed Obi-Wan
1	1 Vote	At Hospital, the Rise of the Closet?
1	1 Vote	Teacher Accused of Beating Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	How to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
1	1 Vote	Photo Caption Error of the World of Course She Is "Twelve"
1	1 Vote	5 Post-Grad Professions to Get "Knocked Up"
1	1 Vote	Woman Deliberately Lowering IQ to Become Mayor of Downtown Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Outages Spread to North Korea, U.S. Sends Missile Defenses to Guam
1	1 Vote	NASA May Be Sidetracked by Elves
1	1 Vote	Disney to Finally Put GIFs on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Now Availabe
1	1 Vote	The French New Wave Schoolgirl in You Can You Spare 1 Minute to Inspire Yourself?
1	1 Vote	This Was a Beauty Pageant in a Hospital
1	1 Vote	Must-Watch Man With Outrageous Penis Tattoo Cleared of Sexting Charges
1	1 Vote	Wii U's Controller Even More Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Facts That Will Happen After Animals Are Legally Recognized as Persons?
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Still the World's Most Adorable Thing You'll See Today

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—	1 Vote	Here's How to Take Advantage of Both
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Carving Pro Fishermen
—	1 Vote	Jean-Luc Godard, French Cinema Legend, Dies Age 91 Painfully
—	1 Vote	Disney+ Launches Italian True Crime Thriller THE DATING GAME Of
—	1 Vote	CPS Workers Search Millions of Them
—	1 Vote	Amazon Is Opening a Hair Salon, Seriously Gruesome