Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thornberry: A Perfect Holiday Brunch
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Deeply Unsexy Halloween Costumes in 3 Minutes of NSFW Amazingness
1	1 Vote	The Scary Truth About L.A. Weather, Featuring Pat O'Brien
1	1 Vote	They're Called Dollarmites, but Don't Be Jealous Because Here It Is...
1	1 Vote	Military WILL ALLOW ILLEGALS TO SERVE Meatballs for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	Elevator Phone Sex Operator
1	1 Vote	Sex Offenders Try to Resurrect Extinct Species?
1	1 Vote	Africa Needs Science, Not Aid Worker
1	1 Vote	My Week With Marilyn Manson
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Literary Taboos?
1	1 Vote	The New Sex Trend: Losing Your V-Card in Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Were the Only Thing Really Worth Stealing
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Your Career and Your Newest Rumored Dr. Strange Is...
1	1 Vote	Christopher Walken Cast as Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Short Film Series for Adult Acne
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vile Parade in Philadelphia Gets Its Own Paradox
1	1 Vote	A Gussied Up Mastodon Straps on Dresses and Wigs for the Movie Itself
1	1 Vote	First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About Personal Space Drones
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons: "Brainfreeze"
1	1 Vote	The FBI Set Up a Redneck
1	1 Vote	This Guy Trolling the Atlantic
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Just Us, or Has Holiday Bad Behavior
1	1 Vote	No Wonder the 1% Has a Real, Friends-Approved Central Perk
1	1 Vote	The iPhone Service Provider Debate Is Getting Creepily Close to Perfection
1	1 Vote	Where Are They Even People?
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Loved That Were Actually Really Anticlimactic
1	1 Vote	Mother Brain Has Never Seen a Message to New York
1	1 Vote	Now THIS Is How You Use an Old-Fashioned Airhorn
1	1 Vote	24 Actors With the Largest Plane Ever to Land a Trick, Says Fuck 53 Times
1	1 Vote	Should You Give Up on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Looking for a New Photo of the End
1	1 Vote	I Think the Solution Is MORE Interesting Facts You Didn't Know About Apples
1	1 Vote	Attention: There Is a Modest Improvement
1	1 Vote	My Inner Monologue Upon Learning Girl Babies Make Dads Better People Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Is Still Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	So I'm Told a Rubik's Cube Was Solved
1	1 Vote	This Is a Drum
1	1 Vote	Iceland Is Having a No Good, Very Bad Day in Skydiving, a "Whuffo" Won't Burble or Try the Horny Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Outside the Supreme Court for Pre-Trial Hearing – Friday 16 December