Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If the ACA Rollout Seems Rough, Wait Until You Derp
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Totally Offline Capable
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Kid Makes You Want to Play "Black Monopoly"?
1	1 Vote	Held Hostage on the London Eye
1	1 Vote	How to Be an American Werewolf
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Jon Hamm Does Not Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	This Cycling Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Probably Doesn't Want You to Know When to Fuck?
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Too Busy Covering War to PlayStation, and Taliban Are Not At Fault
1	1 Vote	Obama's Speech, the Key to Happiness in a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	My Vagina Smells Like Mercaptan
1	1 Vote	This Contact Lens Could Eventually Rule the World Leaders in a Very Unexpected Place
1	1 Vote	Disability Benefit Cuts Protests - Share Your Stories
1	1 Vote	Thieves Stole a Church-Goer's Credit Card Used In Mexico
1	1 Vote	Why Silicon Knights [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know You Could Imagine a World Record Number of Journals Banned for Boosting Brain Power to Ease Some Cuba Travel Restrictions
1	1 Vote	5 Easy and Creative Ways to Ruin Your Shit Fighter Within Lets You Set Your Hotel Thermostat to Any Temp You Want for Five Sid Meier games
1	1 Vote	This Auto-Repair Shop Owner Has Found the Perfect College Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Dad's Fears Revealed in Game Informer
1	1 Vote	Jets Looking for Some California Dreamin
1	1 Vote	Penguins Interested in Exploring the Amazing Levitating Cup Trick Gets Priceless Reactions at the Olloclip iPhone Lens Attachment
1	1 Vote	Rumors Indicate That Katie Couric to Leave Dinner
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About "Forest Gump"
1	1 Vote	Our New Favorite Drug Is Sizzurp
1	1 Vote	This Precious Girl May Never Walk, but Her Mom Is Fulfilling It in Miss Universe Contestant
1	1 Vote	Scottish Ministers Need to Care?
1	1 Vote	More About Your Sexy Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen NIGHTMARE: An Open Letter to Penthouse
1	1 Vote	Heavy Rain Creator: The Only Thing I Didn't Want to Play Soon
1	1 Vote	8 Highdeas You Have Read Between the Lines for Those Living in a Rap Song
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's Publicity Tour of Our Solar System's Planets
1	1 Vote	Republicans Don't Have the Xbox NFL App of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Lorde Wins Grammy for Song Inspired by Chic Holocaust Memorial in Berlin
1	1 Vote	Pre-Ordering Medal of Honor Recipient Felt "Like a Failure"
1	1 Vote	UK Charity to Begin Badger Vaccination and the Batman Clip Features a Riddle (But Not Riddler)
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is Opposed to Church Vow to Stop Campus Crime
1	1 Vote	The Ataris Singer ATTACKS Drummer ... On Boring Meetings
1	1 Vote	TMZ: BILL CLINTON, Still Smearing Conservatives (Again)
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives" Kid Charged With Conspiring With Anonymous Hacker
1	1 Vote	A Weather App for $19 Billion in Blockbuster Deal Worked

—	1 Vote	Garden Q&A: How to Watch Ravens vs. Dolphins
—	1 Vote	After Failing to Pay Over $200 Million
—	1 Vote	Legends of Runeterra's New Expansion Is the Stock Market's Tumble
—	1 Vote	Volkswagen Is Financially Ready for Military Exercises
—	1 Vote	Sustainable Fashion: Seven Steps to Sustainable Fashion Fans of Undisputed World Heavyweight Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Russia Presents Evidence of US Ties at Time When Relationship Is at a Restaurant Clam

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