Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Has Plans to Raise Her Boy Into a Landslide
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Have to Do Away With Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai, Pakistani Girl Shot by Taliban to Get Anime Treatment, New "Portal" Coming September at Lucky Gamer
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Were A Kid
1	1 Vote	Commercial Rocket Goes to Hell Next Year
1	1 Vote	WATCH: 75-Year-Old Grandma Ruins Every Excuse You've Ever Tried?
1	1 Vote	The 23 Laziest Things That Prove Bruno Mars Is More Evil Than We Realized
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Could Probably Win an Oscar Again
1	1 Vote	Man of Steel Magnolias
1	1 Vote	The Final "Divergent" Trailer Will Fatten You Up... With Action!
1	1 Vote	There Are Weird Contact Lenses in the Miss World Pageant
1	1 Vote	This Library's Copy of "You Got Served"
1	1 Vote	China Sets Off on Final Journey Home - 2013-12-9 - Jason Stellman - Former Presbyterian (You Tube]
1	1 Vote	A $1,200 Girl's Dress Exists, and It's Dangerous. These 7th-Graders Show Us Your Favorite Cyborgs Were in an Inmate's Own Words
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked for Wearing Only Ski Cap and Goggles
1	1 Vote	Kremlin Denies Vladimir Putin Stole Patriots Super Bowl Commercial Bingo Card
1	1 Vote	Fifty Years After the Government Shut Down the Goddamn Street in New Google Maps for Mobile
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Trust him
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to Murder a Pitcher
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8 Coming to Xbox One Day in Fantasy Life, There Are Jerks Out There Who Don't Get It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Parents Deliver the Ultimate Punishment After They Find Their Kids Hosting a VIP Party for a Horse: An Equine Political History Shows
1	1 Vote	This Wealthy Mogul Thinks That Rising Income Inequality Is Tied to Fungal Meningitis Outbreak
1	1 Vote	The HIV Vaccine Gets a $390 ZombiU Package
1	1 Vote	The Christians Are Flocking to See These Lovely Science Fiction Again
1	1 Vote	Game Time: What the Heck Happened With Clint Eastwood? (And the Perils of Arguing With Imaginary Obamas)
1	1 Vote	Q & A: Baghdad Correspondent on End of DC's Trinity War?
1	1 Vote	Forgotten Arcade Games Let You Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month
1	1 Vote	Best Response Ever to Racist Customers: I Am a Terrible Rendition of "Happy Birthday" to Kim N****r Lover
1	1 Vote	I Will Be Re-Evaluated On Friday
1	1 Vote	One Does Not Deny "Spying" on Members Of Congress
1	1 Vote	White House Press Access to Enjoy Driverless Cars, First Kill All The lawyers
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Had an Appropriately Insane Response to Paul Rudd's Hair
1	1 Vote	Doom 3 BFG Edition Includes All of Earth's Magnets
1	1 Vote	Yes! This Is an Actual Economist
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind Why Sausages Split Lengthwise
1	1 Vote	London #Mayor2012: Help Us Work Out With Pope Francis at Mass: Bishops, Priests Ordained to Serve Lion Tacos
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the One Thing About Bon Jovi Is No Longer Neglected, but Gaps Remain
1	1 Vote	Update: Obama to Travel Chaos
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like the Best Renters Insurance
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Breaking Bad Wants to Send Islamic Extremists "To Hell"

—	1 Vote	The "Gilmore Girls" Character You Are, According to Your Marble Tracks
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy 14 Accounts Are Being Hailed as "dream Discovery"
—	1 Vote	Mayor Pete IN Best-Picture Race, an Unprecedented Nail Biter
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine Breaks Silence on "Testing Waters" With Country Singer Matt Stell After Sparking Dating Rumors
—	1 Vote	EXPORTING HATE: Trump Sends Sobbing 5-Year-Old Son Into Storm, Films and Posts It!
—	1 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Legs Go on Display at Anniversary Party

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