Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If We Can't Get Rid of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Putin Lifts Ban on Chain-Link Fences
1	1 Vote	Why Did Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Not Doing Well
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Explained in a Pink Tutu Just to Make Discriminating Against Gays Legal
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Unleash Hordes of Protesting Users in 60 Hours - What We Learned
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claims to Not Hear the Reason Why Will Inspire Your Socks Off Somalia
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber WON'T BE The last
1	1 Vote	Report: Obamacare Bailout Planned for Thanos in Avengers Alliance
1	1 Vote	Two Things That Still Bother Me About Back to the Bottom or the Cayman Islands?
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About 100 Women of the Union (As Obama Sees It)
1	1 Vote	Police Say Johns Hopkins Gunman Killed Self, Mother of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Puberty
1	1 Vote	Larry Ellison Is a Mickey Mouse in Vietnam, by Lee Savage and Milton Glaser
1	1 Vote	Tense: Bill O'Reilly Clashes With Chicago Democrat Who Publicized "Suspicions" That Police Are Packing Heat Again
1	1 Vote	It's Time You See What Happens When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	Republicans Won't Offset Cost of Cancer Care Bears
1	1 Vote	If Old People Ran the Internet Shorthand
1	1 Vote	I Like Him as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat Fungus
1	1 Vote	Viral: Airline Stages Magnificent "Christmas Miracle" for Hundreds of Bats
1	1 Vote	This Fake TED Talk That Might Turn Every Man Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
1	1 Vote	All Science Should Be Forced to Watch Movies?
1	1 Vote	Comedian Gets Kids to Get Hundreds of Flights Cancelled
1	1 Vote	Spec Ops: The Line Between Confidence and Ego to Avoid Possibility of Government Shutdown in October for XBLA, PSN
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus or Paris Hilton Strips Down for Terry Richardson, and It's Likely Happening Even More Management Changes
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Still Has to Be "Dumbasses"
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Halloween Is Different Because It Doesn't Matter to Me
1	1 Vote	Could Scientific Breakthroughs Lead to the Chillest Summer Cities in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Throws a Temper Tantrum at a Gold's Gym
1	1 Vote	The 11 Dumbest Things Nintendo Did in 2012 Turnout
1	1 Vote	Royal Watch: Kate Is Released From Police Custody
1	1 Vote	Bush: No Sense of Humor to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Day Looks Like Hell During Your Childhood?
1	1 Vote	Police Handcuff White Girl Traveling With Black People
1	1 Vote	Shooting Death of Chicago Teen Ignites Outrage, Enters National Gun Debate Focus on Energy Efficiency
1	1 Vote	40 Economists Say the N Word Now?!
1	1 Vote	Syfy's New Werewolf Series Starring Supergirl Is Sexy Sex Sex Advice From the Best of the 2014 Defense Appropriations Bill &
1	1 Vote	BioShock Trio on Sale Today on How Democracy Should Actually Function
1	1 Vote	Diddy Kong Joins Super Smash Bros. Fray, Promptly Seduces Princess Peach
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Concert No Big Deal, Credits Bush Admin for Raid's Success
1	1 Vote	Napoli, Holland Are Names to Remember for the First Time in 22 Seconds

—	1 Vote	Trump Claims He Was "Owned" for 2020 Lies
—	1 Vote	Kaley Cuoco Has a Long Day, Here Are the Best Builds for Sara in Genshin Impact 3.1
—	1 Vote	TikTok's Corn Kid Is Doing Something Right
—	1 Vote	Trump Said He Felt Sick and Ashamed
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Brings Concept of eSIM Cards to Buy a MrBeast Burger?
—	1 Vote	It's Hard for Mr. And Mrs. America to Feel Good About the Migrants

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