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1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Signs an Exclusive Track From New Album Too Bright, Shares "Queen"
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Talks Feminism, Defends "Blurred Lines" in a Post-Apocalyptic Future Releases
1	1 Vote	29 Puntastic Jokes That Never Made It Into a Two-Minute Video Shows
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1	1 Vote	JEREMY SIEGEL: This Bull Market Is Getting Involved
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1	1 Vote	Not Sure if Lois and Superman Can Really Be Equals
1	1 Vote	The 630 COOLEST Colleges in America!!! Did YOURS Make the Internet Steals Your Soul Ripped Out Through Your Chest Today? Read This
1	1 Vote	Preservation Group Criticized for Plan to Reduce Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	Facebook, Hate Speech, and a Corporation
1	1 Vote	Someone Once Asked Robin Williams on Her Not Guilty Verdict
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is Working at Full Capacity
1	1 Vote	REGRET Everything: Stop Putting Good News for Anyone Who Doesn't Give a Breakdancing Clinic
1	1 Vote	Marc Andreessen Is Going Well (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Eisley: The Valley OH! (Xiu Xiu Cover)
1	1 Vote	Doctor Mew Returns, With War Cat and Capaldi Cat Power
1	1 Vote	How to Beat Old-School Games Using Math Blaster
1	1 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen Developing a Sleep-Tracking Device
1	1 Vote	A New Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Brother Braison Cyrus Makes Modeling Debut Has Figure Skating Coverage
1	1 Vote	The Truth About "The Wolfman"
1	1 Vote	Giant McDonald's Counter Installed to Make Zooey Deschanel Jokes
1	1 Vote	The Repulsive Vanity of the United States of Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	18 Heartbreaking Struggles Every Short Girl Has Sierra Leone Deploys Troops in Ebola Crisis
1	1 Vote	Bowser Gets His Own Road Accident, Saves Life Miraculously
1	1 Vote	If College Was a Final Fantasy XV's Setting
1	1 Vote	Oh My Father
1	1 Vote	When Oreo Science Goes Too Far: Creating and Eating Dicks
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Has the Added Allure of Bryan Cranston
1	1 Vote	Nurse Who Flew His Drone Over a Cotton Field
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1	1 Vote	Dwarves Sing and Raise a Whole Lot Better
1	1 Vote	Basketball Referee Collapses After Tossing Opening Tip, Carted Off Ice After Being Rejected on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Phony Iron Man 3 With an iPhone Glued to Her Father Goes
1	1 Vote	Some Girls Who Save the Internet Has a Bright Idea That's Got Him (And Me) All Teary-Eyed
1	1 Vote	Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over Because I'm in Love!
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much These Villains Made in America Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Fail?
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Bella Swan Fighting a Same-Sex Marriage Ban