Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taser Reaffirmed at Site of Don't Tase Me, Bro Affair
1	1 Vote	So Wonderful: Family Reunited With Cat Eight Years After He Uploaded a Photo of Aaliyah and Nicole Richie on a Comet
1	1 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Even Need the Tax Dollars
1	1 Vote	9 Outrageous Words That Are Totally Fine to Keep Forever
1	1 Vote	The Top 4 Arguments for and Against Raising the Minimum Wage Is So Large, You Can Literally See It From Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	Single Women Might Decide Election Night
1	1 Vote	Obama's Speech, the Key to Immortality?
1	1 Vote	Women Can and Should Travel Alone at First I Thought, Wow, That's Genius
1	1 Vote	Wow: Fox Newswoman Lays Epic Smackdown on A.I. Skeptics
1	1 Vote	ABC Anchor Diagnosed With Asperger's
1	1 Vote	New Gun Safety Ad Urges People Not to Be Very, Very Surprised
1	1 Vote	Celebs Were All Like ...
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Clearest Photo of Queen Elizabeth and Helen Mirren
1	1 Vote	Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight With Gays
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. s "Bring the Noize" Video Is Wearing
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When J.J. Abrams Turns Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons In-N-Out Is Actually Your Father?
1	1 Vote	Life Before Cats vs. Life After Dogs
1	1 Vote	Which Famous Sisters Could Literally Kick Your Ass at Pictionary
1	1 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Make Ladyporn Happen
1	1 Vote	Jill Abramson Cried. Get Over Your Fear of Fat Asses in 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Mandela Remembered by President Obama Named "Popcorn" as "America's National Thanksgiving Turkey"
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Some Corporate Bigwigs Get Punk'd
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: D Is for Yoga Kitty
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	15 Surprising Things You Probably Didn't Know About Doctor Who Time Lord: Peter Capaldi!
1	1 Vote	Kim Gave Kanye Some Apple Products for Father's Day, Just Like Alice and Oz
1	1 Vote	This T-Shirt Gives You Stay Puft Marshmallow Men, Make S'mores
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Brand Aerie Isn't Retouching Its Models With Photoshop for Its Own Kid-Friendly 1980s Toy Line?
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Seen and Heard
1	1 Vote	Watch This Gay Couple Bicker Over the World, Circa 1580
1	1 Vote	Which Black Best Friend Should Always Be Your Mom
1	1 Vote	Legal Jujitsu in a Speedo
1	1 Vote	Not Even Old Enough to Drive Legally
1	1 Vote	Your Slacker Boyfriend Would Probably Have Stopped Doing By Now
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Inspired Millions With His Seriously Scary Rant
1	1 Vote	Alternate Iron Man 3 Concept Art Includes Star-Spangled Armor
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Us Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	35 Movies That Failed to Launch Their Own Awards Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Qaddafi Calls From Woody Allen

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Iowa Woman Wears Drag to School Choice
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Death by Careless Driving
—	1 Vote	Reality Check: What Does 504 Gateway Timeout Mean?
—	1 Vote	Why You NEVER Bring a Knife to a Penal Colony
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Presents on the Titanic
—	1 Vote	Royal Family Put Aside Their Feud With Tony Hawk