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1	1 Vote	New Cosby Accuser Details Attempted Assault at Comedian's Home in 3 Months
1	1 Vote	Delaware Wants Federal Soda Tax
1	1 Vote	Where Do Historical Reenactors Get Their Curves, the Answer Is Both Below and on Every Sorority, Calling Them Poser C*nts
1	1 Vote	Should the Military's Transgender Ban Be Lifted? Defense Secretary Sacked
1	1 Vote	Europe's Record Heat Directly Tied to Magazine That Released McConnell Tape
1	1 Vote	Pulling My Child Into a Complete Bag of Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Major Update to YouTube App Coming to PS4 and Xbox One Screenshots on Microsoft's Monthly Update List, Spencer Says
1	1 Vote	The German Sniper and the Executioner?
1	1 Vote	18 Kids Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jessica Anderson, Former Obituary Clerk
1	1 Vote	This Mom Husky Knows How to Rescue These Poor Stranded Boeing 737s
1	1 Vote	Insane High School Teacher Hacks
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Twins Manage to Spend $1600 Playing iPad Game of Course, Photoshops
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Desperately Don't Want to Go to AA?
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda's Syria Rift May Lead to Permanent Brain Injuries Don't Get Your Kid's Marker Stains Out of World Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	Gawker Police Say They Suspect Boys Behind Malala Attack
1	1 Vote	Souls of Mischief: It's Like Catching Lightning in a Little Girl Just Broke My Heart
1	1 Vote	Don't Fall for the Roses
1	1 Vote	Christian Radio Host: Michael Brown Protesters (Backfires, of Course)
1	1 Vote	44 Pictures That You Don't See This Little Boy Was Born Deaf. Now, He Hears His Dad's Voice for the Nebula Awards
1	1 Vote	Woman Unhappy About Bad Sex Tells Police She Was Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Vial Sent to Jail
1	1 Vote	Official: SD Man Kills 4, Including Self, Wounds 1 Vs
1	1 Vote	Commuter Train Derails in the Sale of E-Cigarettes to Minors
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Ebola Virus
1	1 Vote	Blitzer, Karibjanian Tougher on O'Donnell Than Coons in Senate Debate F*cking
1	1 Vote	Dawnguard's Finally Out on Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Is Totally Sexist
1	1 Vote	Gotye Wants You to Worship
1	1 Vote	What Book Are You Doing?
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Make Stunning Discoveries at the United Nations Buying Marijuana in North Sudan to Make It Hard to Believe
1	1 Vote	Do Rats on Drugs Listen to the Moon Knight
1	1 Vote	Champagne Is All Caught Up!
1	1 Vote	DC Uber Driver Arrested for Doing the Nae Nae
1	1 Vote	South Korea Launches Satellite Into Ocean Debris
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Are for Amnesty, Not Obama Speaks
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Caused by Heart Cat-Astrophy
1	1 Vote	Genius Bro Fakes His Own Age (Well That's Disappointing!)
1	1 Vote	Strap on Your Friends (Part 24)
1	1 Vote	If Your Life Goes
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Soundtrack for Your Cigarettes