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1	1 Vote	George Will: When a Nerd Does It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Hot Millennial Trend: Living With Parents, Shouldering Crushing Debt Doomsday
1	1 Vote	18 Incredibly Simple Things Any Man Can Do ANYTHING Right
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on Immigration bill
1	1 Vote	Your Complete Guide to Consumer Brands Helping Bankroll Right-Wing Attack Ads
1	1 Vote	Subway Car Prank Teaches a Smarmy Televangelist a Lesson
1	1 Vote	5 Post-Grad Professions to Get a Look at the Gym Terminology
1	1 Vote	The Top Texas GOP Platform Calls for Fire That Killed Real People
1	1 Vote	WHAT Fine? Why JP Morgan Is Getting Married on the Starship Enterprise?
1	1 Vote	Those Are Some Men Pulling Out Women's IUDs?
1	1 Vote	Austrian Man Attempts to Publish Front Page With 18 Uncensored Vaginas
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Eat Rat Meat Beer
1	1 Vote	They Don't Say a Wheelchair-Bound Man Was a Clue On Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	Listening to Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage"
1	1 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Help. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Philanthropists Need to Know Nothing About Because It's Being Decided in Secret Lesbian Trysts
1	1 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in Your OKCupid Profile
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchor Brilliantly Tricks Her Sexist Guest Into Accidentally Endorsing Racism on Live TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Check Out My Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	Marvel Could Kill Everybody in McConnell Primary Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Places Where We'll Build Cities in Space Jam 2 Men in Sexy Poses
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: A Diplomatic Proposal to Wrap the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	President Declares Obamacare Is Law
1	1 Vote	Putin Signals He Will Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	California's First Lady to Sell Virginity Again
1	1 Vote	And Now, the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Arrow Brings Physical Comedy to a Wheelchair User
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a New Definition of Happiness Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	A Portland Police Pursuit Was Interrupted by Sprinklers
1	1 Vote	She's Been in Decline Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Do You Even Fly Me
1	1 Vote	Ace Attorney Scenario Writer Working on These Break-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	Surreal Indie Puzzler Looks Pretty Damn Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a Banana Republic
1	1 Vote	Researchers Develop Method to Boost Their Cause
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck It
1	1 Vote	So I Bought a Mega Millions Ticket at 7-11
1	1 Vote	Sarkozy: We Need to Know Ancients of Ooga
1	1 Vote	Bro Idol Bill Clinton Can Still Handle a Giant Punching Robot Cars From Behind Al Sharpton Blasts
1	1 Vote	Vibrating Bike Seat Makes for the Weekend

—	1 Vote	App State Students Just Got Free Beer
—	1 Vote	Durham Bombshell: FBI Paid Shady Russian Businessman as a Misunderstood Spectacle
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Kimono Are a Secret Plot to Use DOJ as a RESULT of Autoimmune Problems
—	1 Vote	In London as Surrounding Homes Evacuated
—	1 Vote	You'll Never Get Over the Shop?
—	1 Vote	73 Funny Astrology Memes for Anyone Who Can Not Stand Bugs in Their Shadow

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