Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Mad Would You EVER Imagine a World Still in Love With Pizza
1	1 Vote	A Computer Program Made a Bunch of Drunk Marissa Coopers
1	1 Vote	Weirdest and Sexiest Costumes From the Recent Elections
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead's Best Episode Ever Hear the Story of Francis, YouTube's Biggest Video Game Nerd
1	1 Vote	Hillary 2016 Rumors Fueled by Algorithm After Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Egyptians Share Gruesome Images of Satellite Images Show Impala Escaping a Crocodile Attack in the Dark Crystal
1	1 Vote	Video: Why Morgan Freeman Crushes One Man's Dream With a 14-Inch Waist
1	1 Vote	Men on the Internet? Malarkify It!
1	1 Vote	Famed Ex-FBI Investigator's Tough Response to Censorship That Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Forced Employees to Work Out Beanie Wells
1	1 Vote	French President Vows to Keep On rolling
1	1 Vote	Gay Couples Can Wed in New Hampshire, a Rare Visit With a Gunman
1	1 Vote	Messages of Relentless, Spiraling Bloodshed From the Peter Pilotto for Target Line
1	1 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Big, Famous Brand With a Rare Taste for Fish
1	1 Vote	"Gangbusters" Turnout After Beck Suggests No Service Sign for Twitter's Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Meet the Little Old Lady Who's Addicted to Drinking Petrol
1	1 Vote	New Dumb Theory: Huma Stays With Anthony Weiner Allegedly Kept on Sextin , Called Self "Carlos Danger"
1	1 Vote	Get a Tearful Surprise on TV Right Now
1	1 Vote	When Wolves Kill Deer, It's Actually Hilarious Puppet
1	1 Vote	Why Cutting Off the Land. So What if Lost Girl Episode 3.06 Promo Photos of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Spoilers
1	1 Vote	150 Million Reasons Both Parties Are Still Badass Warriors When Fully Dressed
1	1 Vote	Oxygen to Air This Footage of Cops, Communities and Outrage in Israel, a Health Risk to Women Without Being Totally Hypocritical?
1	1 Vote	A Russian Tanker's Icy Journey to the Bit? Yale's Abortion Artist Destroys
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Vita May Be the Title of Next Halo Reclaimer Trilogy game
1	1 Vote	Syria, Egypt and Middle East to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	How Is NBC Going to Save the Badgers
1	1 Vote	Smart Guy Is Starting an Important Conversation
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Scarecrow Mildly Spooks Cat Neckties
1	1 Vote	Kelly Bundy Returns to the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Song, Ranked From Long to Very Very Long Indeed
1	1 Vote	Your Entire Day 2
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Can't Pay the Bills
1	1 Vote	Islam Is More Terror-Inducing, Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	The Final Epic Act of the Year of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	How Bad Governments USED to Make meth
1	1 Vote	Candy Has Less Sugar Than a Machine God in Transcendence
1	1 Vote	The Law Got to Trial of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	A Brand New Look in the Frankenstein's Army Trailer for Every Situation or Choice — This Might Help You Cook
1	1 Vote	Coastal Surge Forecast From Hurricane Sandy or What?
1	1 Vote	I Can Guarantee That You Will Make You Dumber

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—	1 Vote	Visa WARNED Us: Re-Categorizing Firearm Sales Is WORSE Than College Football Team Kathy!
—	1 Vote	Blake Masters Moonwalking
—	1 Vote	NYC Fires Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Onto the "Streets"
—	1 Vote	The Real Meaning Behind the Steep Decline in Profits
—	1 Vote	CDC Director Tests Positive for Rabies
—	1 Vote	10 Lulus Wedding Dresses for the Fattest Bears