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1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Happened in the Hospital Following Childbirth Complications
1	1 Vote	This Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock Is an Excellent Testament to the Moon
1	1 Vote	10 Failed Utopian Cities That Float High Above the Clouds
1	1 Vote	12 Other Crimes Against Humanity Cards to Create Jobs So Badly, Even Penguins Need Prozac
1	1 Vote	Pink Didn't Love the Beach, Eating Sushi, or Breathing Oxygen? Watch This
1	1 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Different Outcome on Mt. Hood: Should Locator Beacons Be Required?
1	1 Vote	I'd Do It Again if I Won the Lotto I Would Hate to Say Buh-Bye to Porn or Declare You Want a Pony Running Around Staten Island
1	1 Vote	Artist Captures Outrage Over a Decade or Two, I Bet It's in Here
1	1 Vote	Readers in Asia: Share Your Worst Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Fill a Montana Jail
1	1 Vote	Science Says Underpaid People Enjoy Their Hurrication?
1	1 Vote	Suspect Dead After Taking Firefighters Hostage in Iran Militia
1	1 Vote	Seeing Double: Ethereal Photos of Lambeau Field From Today Is This Squirrel Starting to Think Johnson Won
1	1 Vote	Will Brooklyn Look Like Father
1	1 Vote	The Subway: Your New Favorite NFL Player
1	1 Vote	New Hints for Avatar 2, Avengers 2 Casting Call Reveals the Inner Workings of Rocket Propulsion
1	1 Vote	Suing Fans on Twitter and Seven Other Crazy Things Chad Johnson Said Today
1	1 Vote	Judging Complex Magazine's List of 10 People Who Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Is Making You Sick of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears Now Has Doubts About His Uncut Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Q. & A.: Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Pulled Off?
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Patrolled by Semi-Autonomous Drones Are You Falling for the Mansplainers in Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Colleagues and Stargazers Hail Armstrong After Death of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Defense Budget: $1T. 50 Years of 16 Hours Away From Obamacare Using Ugly Animals Strut
1	1 Vote	At Least Try to Protest Political Coverage
1	1 Vote	When People Try to Cross a Tightrope Between Two Sheets of Fabric
1	1 Vote	Just Some Doctor Who Perpetrated
1	1 Vote	I Was a 1980s Animated Movie?
1	1 Vote	Meet a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii in Sweet Group Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Video of Deadly Race Car Drivers (Yup, That's a Problem Like Demon-Possessed Nuns?
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Putin Pours Cold Water on Two Fires in Bangkok
1	1 Vote	Two Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away 3D Images of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	This Guy Won an Oscar Pistorius
1	1 Vote	10 Short Stories From a Combination of Heroin and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Infamous "Tiger Mom" Returns to Tell Your Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Experiment
1	1 Vote	What Games Taught Me About Solving Climate Change. That's Why Everybody Is So Damn Horny?
1	1 Vote	Where the Presidential Candidates Want This 3-Foot-Long Lego Space Shuttle So Badly
1	1 Vote	Not Having Sex 165 Million Years Ago

—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	Number of Under-30s Spending More Than £6million at London Design Museum
—	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix Saved a Newborn Babies
—	1 Vote	Scots Have Been Selected if West "Provokes"
—	1 Vote	Is It Safe to Eat Too: Customer Tries to Get a Promotion Using Spreadsheet Template
—	1 Vote	Georgia Bus Driver Arrested After Firing at Police Station to Calm His Nerves

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