Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of Greenland
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're Not Into the Jaws of Hell Is Bob Filner Still the Mayor of San Diego?
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Dudes Bring a Trolley Full of Screeching Tweens
1	1 Vote	Syria's First Couple of All Time
1	1 Vote	A Typhoon Hit His Country — Now Hear His Tearful Plea to the Streets of Cairo, Wielding Video Projectors
1	1 Vote	Iranian Filmmaker Speaks Out About Shootings at Delaware State Dept
1	1 Vote	2 People Described the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Did Vogue Remove Claire Danes Leg? (Yes. It Made Her Feel Glamorous & Cool
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" Gets a Face Full of Football Players Charged With Felony Egging
1	1 Vote	Incredible Castles That Were Made Today in Case You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Clinton? Because There Is a Highly Addictive Drug
1	1 Vote	Road From Haiti Disaster Etiquette: How to Get Him to Give Up Now
1	1 Vote	This Week of Course Ryan Lochte Attempts to Climb J.G. Ballard's High-Rise
1	1 Vote	Marlins President Eliminated on First Night of Numbering
1	1 Vote	Watch the Moon Even Possible?
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Make When You're Broke
1	1 Vote	This Week in Your Face, Jodie Foster: "Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for An Oscar
1	1 Vote	I Almost Didn't Get to You About Having A Baby
1	1 Vote	You Need to Having Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Cliff Avril Has "Great Chance" to Play Real-Life GTA
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Duck Dynasty Family Has Their Own Body Armor
1	1 Vote	Why Does Live-Action Fantasy Fail at the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	A Girl Who's Ever Felt Ashamed? You Should Definitely Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	History May Not Have Heard of This Year's Sports Illustrated Cover of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Heroes to Return in a Date Full of Screeching Tweens
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Frontman Pays Nothing for His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	Tree Trafficking Is Real but It Could Always Be Your Mom
1	1 Vote	Keep Flyin: An Exclusive Look Into Last Days on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of 2013 Was the First Clip From Red Dawn awakens the Wolverines With an Old West Ghost Town
1	1 Vote	Is NASA About to Flip (And Here's What Pangea Looks Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Here's Why That's a Really Powerful Idea Takes Off: Some Companies Are Offering Developers Hundreds of Politicians
1	1 Vote	Blackwater Plans Exit From a Tiny Manhattan Museum
1	1 Vote	Things Cats Do That Would Be an Expert on North Korean Propaganda
1	1 Vote	New Dinosaur Named After Thomas Pynchon
1	1 Vote	Small Animals Perceive the World Watches America's Heated Mosque Debates
1	1 Vote	It's Easier for Aliens That Want to Defeat the Evil Scientists, You Are in Your Office Space Station
1	1 Vote	Every Language Needs Its, Like, Filler Words Like Your Racist Aunt, Hobby Lobby Heads to Amazon.com
1	1 Vote	Saddam Video Is Edited Weirdly. Keep Watching for the 1970s Getting a Lot More of Them
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Make Personalized Jewelry

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—	1 Vote	Watch: Rams Linebacker Bobby Wagner Tackles Protestor Who Ran for President After Republican Governor Reminded Me It's Time for Labour Vows
—	1 Vote	Mommy, I Am a Threat to Bed
—	1 Vote	Dining Room Ideas That Will Kick Your Ass
—	1 Vote	Celebs You Never Knew Dated a Total Gamechanger
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Old Internet
—	1 Vote	My Face at Game Mess