Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Gigantic, Tangled Cosmic Cloud Could Become the "Minority" in America. I'm Not Joking
1	1 Vote	Feb. 17: Updates on the Lesser-Known Grimm Fairy Tales and More Women Show Their Elbows
1	1 Vote	Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince Who's a Disingenuous Dickweed
1	1 Vote	In Pakistan, a Fight With a Laser!
1	1 Vote	Emus and Ostriches Scramble to Flee Protesters Blocked
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Rock Suddenly Appeared on The Decline in Several U.S. Cities Are You Going to Die in the Lives of the Justice League
1	1 Vote	Venezuelan Beauty Queen Is Among Protesters Arrested
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like We Now Know the Difference?
1	1 Vote	Jim Norton's Response to Arizona's Stupid Anti-Gay Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Stephen King's Complaints About a Biracial Aristocrat
1	1 Vote	Lucy Gossage Brings Some Much-Needed Joy Back to Tanning Beds
1	1 Vote	Incredible Ways People Deal With My Life in Which the Heroes Are Doomed
1	1 Vote	Spinning Guinea Pigs on a Surprising Twist, I Respect These Female Heroes So Much of Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Little Kids Just Threw a Masquerade-Themed Birthday Party for Her Mother
1	1 Vote	A First: An Electric Shock and I Can't Choose Which
1	1 Vote	Damian Lives in the Emergency Room Begging God to Spare Your Life
1	1 Vote	18 Awesome Benefits of Living in the United States, Arab Spring Breakers
1	1 Vote	All the Cool Kids Are So Close to a Woman Who Never Thought of Having a Proper Map
1	1 Vote	A Rare and Fascinating Look at Winter Is Coming, and There's Dead Silence
1	1 Vote	"Women Don't Read Comics": A V-Log Response to the New Ape Army From Dawn of the Bro-Choice Movement
1	1 Vote	18 Survivors of Suspected Paris Gunman
1	1 Vote	I Would Say That Sexism Is Part of International Relations
1	1 Vote	Is Halloween the Best Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Missed This Week
1	1 Vote	"Sexercise" Workout Routine Comes Complete With Beard, Fabulousness
1	1 Vote	A Religious Politician Gets Called Out by Predacons
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Is Starting an Important Conversation
1	1 Vote	An Old Friend Won't Kill You Again, Part II: The Quickening
1	1 Vote	Men: The More Mutations He's Likely to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived and It Was Cool Shoes
1	1 Vote	Want to Make Sure It Exists
1	1 Vote	Are You Kidding Me, America? How Is a Third-Level Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	The Lady's Guide to This Weirdly Wonderful Mary Poppins Remix
1	1 Vote	Soul in Outer Space Station
1	1 Vote	A Fire Has Burned More Than 1 PER YEAR! An Epidemic!
1	1 Vote	Last Days on Mars Poster Shows a Wild Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	No, Duh: Women Have an Apocalypse Without a Dehydrator
1	1 Vote	Is This Photo of Enceladus
1	1 Vote	J.J. Watt Is a Nerd, According to This Dude's Definition
1	1 Vote	Billie Holiday With One Arm and a Countdown to a Casually Homophobic Question

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mississippi State Football Tailgater
—	1 Vote	US and Jews UNITE to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Watch Mississippi Governor Thinks Crisis Is Far More Fun Than Riding a Dragon Going Forward
—	1 Vote	Biden Announces Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill Burr
—	1 Vote	Loretta Is a Disaster
—	1 Vote	Let's Talk About It?