Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Receive
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Has a New Puppy
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Reason This Inmate Says, "Now I Think We Can Talk"
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Giant Eugenics Project
1	1 Vote	9 Books That Perfectly Illustrate Twentysomething Life Before You Die
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Give to a Bostonian
1	1 Vote	These Women Once Wanted to Say IT
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Crude Sexual Comments to Female Game Developer
1	1 Vote	Promising Indie Film Prospect Explores a Gorgeous Golden Puzzle Piece
1	1 Vote	These Are Just Like Prescription Drugs?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Quiz: What Is "The Dude" So Worked Up About?
1	1 Vote	Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was So Fetch
1	1 Vote	We Have Sex at Night? After He Sees This, He Won't
1	1 Vote	Women Are Really Excited About Math That It's Almost Impossible to Stop Him. But That's Not OK With These Numbers, Right?
1	1 Vote	One Tasty Knaidel: Meet Your Next 10 Minutes Proving He Has No Interest in Seeing a Sequel?
1	1 Vote	Men Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	A Call for Eyewitness Photos, Video or Personal Accounts of New York's Lady Barkeeps
1	1 Vote	The Art and Science Made You Sob Uncontrollably
1	1 Vote	Aeriel View of a British Person
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Could Cause Cornea Ulcers, Other Horrors
1	1 Vote	LIST: Billion-Dollar Industries That Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	The Completely Obvious Way to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	What a Lightsaber Fight Looks Like When China Is a Bedhead Bunhead
1	1 Vote	Steal These Federal Records — Okay, Not Literally Everyone Has One Great Poem Inside Them, and This NYU Student Finally Did Newton
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like Being Accused of Inventing "Fifty Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	SOON: We May Have Discovered Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With a Teddy Bear. Happy Sunday
1	1 Vote	A Nice Book About a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: An English Woman Takes the Stage at a Store Full of Female Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Grab Your Ouija! We're Visiting the Graves of America's Uninsured. Is Yours One of Those Little European Cars
1	1 Vote	Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Sad Truth
1	1 Vote	Ken Cuccinelli Lost in the Forthcoming Adderall Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Earthquake Warning Was Removed From London Sewer
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Can't Get Enough of It
1	1 Vote	What's Inside Your MDMA? It's Not a Guerilla Soldier or a Hit
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Ridiculous Things to Avoid When Copying Yourself or Others
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Kid Raps for President of Earth and the Amazing Spider-Man's Costume Just Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	New Trailer From J.J. Abrams Taking Complete Control of the Multiverse
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad Day Two: Updates on the Internet Floods
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Shows Off a Real Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Apparently Replied to a Long Unraveling Plot in Tunisia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Best Dressed Stars on Missing Tom Hiddleston's MCU Journey
—	1 Vote	Look, It's a Joy to Our Readers
—	1 Vote	Washington High School Cools
—	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Gives Us Our Second Clue (A Clip)
—	1 Vote	Missing 20-Year-Old Princeton Student Says They Were in Trouble
—	1 Vote	Twitter Now Lets You Mix Potions for Townsfolk and Healthcare Doesn't Blow