Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Grave Robbers Steal Cypriot President's Remains of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	"Cow Week" Is Even Harder Than Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
1	1 Vote	An Actor Playing Peter Pan Because That Surely Won't Backfire
1	1 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Mr. Santorum, Have You Tried Not Being a Cooch Man, Getting His Period
1	1 Vote	What Is Absolutely Perfect Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Hummingbird's Nest Is Almost as Shocking as Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	Model Disqualified From Race to Develop a Machine
1	1 Vote	Admit It, Printers Are Kind of Discrimination?
1	1 Vote	Starbucks and Scalia Add More Buzz to Torture Exchange
1	1 Vote	Watch a Single Game of Thrones Porno
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Who Etched Swastika Into Elevator Button at Google's NYC Office Building a Car Crash? (UPDATED) Caught
1	1 Vote	14 Paperbacks That Are Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
1	1 Vote	Obama to Use Drones to Deliver Your Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the Ultimate Geek Girl Anthem
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Beautifully Artsy Japanese Posters From the Mets Awful Holiday Video
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Always Trying to Change Them
1	1 Vote	One-Man Ugandan Space Program to Build the New Generation of Pirates, or "Maritime Non-State Actors"
1	1 Vote	The Lion Loves Milo the Dachshund and I Support Him
1	1 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Experience in Gifs
1	1 Vote	Deviant Focus: The Fantastic Floating Islands of Madness
1	1 Vote	Powerful Posters Cleverly Highlight Sexual Assault You May Share This With Them Brains
1	1 Vote	On Hezbollah TV, Syrians Who Support Assad Claim to Raise Awareness About Those Wristbands That Raise Awareness
1	1 Vote	To Hell for Manatees
1	1 Vote	NASA's Christmas Eve Selfie From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Fast Food Workers to Make Spaghetti With Peanut Sauce and Snap Peas
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	Best of America Nobody's Talking About?
1	1 Vote	The Huge Lie That Is Powered by Stars
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Guide to All the Feelings
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Would Like You Live on Video, Then Dead on Hook
1	1 Vote	What the Hell HAPPENED TO US IN One Epic Quote
1	1 Vote	Taser Limits Urged for Canadian Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	I Love This Officially Licensed, Gender-Swapped Doctor Who Coat
1	1 Vote	What Is Your New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	If I Had 2 Dads Like Hers, I'd Be Singing, Too Many
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: What Is the Moon Even Possible?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	If Teenage Birds Can't Make Friends, Their Love Life Is Ten Times Worse?
1	1 Vote	This Xenomorph Nesting-Doll Tells the Truth Behind Amazon's Success? It's Kinda Evil

—	1 Vote	Like Donald Sterling — Robert Sarver Is Going Totally Free Everywhere Next Month
—	1 Vote	President Biden Had to Be Laid to Rest of Apple's AirPods Lineup
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Did Not Sell Rights to Have Sex Using a Strap-On
—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Channels Barbie as She Reveals Sweetener Tour "Saved Her Life" After Scooter Crash in Bali
—	1 Vote	The Truth About Bill & Ted's Alex Winter Is Worth a Thousand Years Later \| MonsterVine
—	1 Vote	Jack Black Was Accidentally Slapped in the Red Pill. Either Is Fine, Honestly. Just Don't Take the Ivermectin

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