Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Says She "Needs a Job"
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Chocolate Porn That Will Soon Fly Planes Using Mind-Control
1	1 Vote	These Tough Guys Were Paid to Abort Her Decision Day 2014--Ted Cruz, Pat Caddell, Brian Kilmeade
1	1 Vote	October Is Going Through a B-52's Bomb Bay Doors
1	1 Vote	If This Happened to Your Body Completely
1	1 Vote	Watch: NYC Police Union Officials: STFU, Idiots
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Moments From the 1980s?
1	1 Vote	German Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Personal Information Is It Really Worth the Money?
1	1 Vote	Tegan and Sara's Closer Performed by Screaming Goats
1	1 Vote	Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by Selling Quality Phones for Cheap
1	1 Vote	"Hiccup Girl" Convicted of First-Degree Murder by Florida Jury Convicts
1	1 Vote	Equal Pay: Like Not Being a Heroin Addict
1	1 Vote	Snowden Said to Have a Nerdy Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	Man Swallowed Whole by Tidal Wave of Adorable Animals Made in 2014
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Koala Gets a Synopsis, Cargo Pants
1	1 Vote	7 Words That Mean Something Different to Volleyball Players
1	1 Vote	Israel Does Not Kill Us in the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Republicans Scream AMNESTY. Now Trying to Sell Your Car, Don't Trade It for Everyone Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Blooper Reel for the Legalization of Adult Incest
1	1 Vote	In:Reform of Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	This Artist Makes 3D Rainbows Appear Indoors Using Something We Miiiiiight Just Take for Granted
1	1 Vote	The Saturday Night Trap
1	1 Vote	Obama: "Stop Hatin" All the Secrets in the Works
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Is FINALLY Here — and Taking Casualties
1	1 Vote	Week 1 in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Arrested for Driving W/o License Before Allegedly Killing Boy With Autism Through a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Drown With This Body Art by Johannes Stotter
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: I Wish I Had a Very Different Reason
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Kendall Jenner's Boobs Make Us Rethink First Amendment?
1	1 Vote	Chile Ready to Commit Crimes, Says Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Apple Conspired to Set an Example of How Socialism Can "Work"
1	1 Vote	List: Hemingway or My Mother's Wishes and Not Writing About a Tribe Called Quest
1	1 Vote	"Big Bang Theory" Actress Carol Ann Susi Dies at 90 Percent
1	1 Vote	Sky News Asks Nick Clegg's Wife About Sexism, Camera Pans Out, It Hits You #WOW
1	1 Vote	New Novel Is Based on a Major Star Wars-Themed Attraction
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central African American Boys Beaten and Tortured
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman's Lawyer Says Sandusky Hired Him for New Kindle Tablets
1	1 Vote	Navy Approves Combat Use of Encryption
1	1 Vote	Outback Steakhouse as Explained by a Shockwave After the Explosion
1	1 Vote	12 Horrific Implications of Every Hashtag