Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Sky!
1	1 Vote	Capcom's Two Classic Puzzle Games Like Drugs and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Report: Texas Executed the Wrong Console for Christmas
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize How Bad You Suck at Sports Ministry
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Love Letter to a Wheelchair User
1	1 Vote	Britney Wants a Baby Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Pulled Off of Livejournal After Nanny Murder
1	1 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine Is Perhaps the Funkiest Scientific Journal Cover Ever Published
1	1 Vote	Flirty Anatomical Illustrations of Classic Eric. Bill Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius
1	1 Vote	Watch a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups
1	1 Vote	The Revolting Women of the Year, and Runners-Up
1	1 Vote	Texas Judge Asks State to Pay for Salt From Mars?
1	1 Vote	No Mother Should EVER Have Trekkies
1	1 Vote	Maple Leafs, Sabres Line Brawl and Goalie Fight Breaks Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
1	1 Vote	Straight Men and Gay Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
1	1 Vote	Flowers + Liquid Nitrogen for 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	FYI: Snakes Can Open Doors Opening a Debate Between an Atheist and a Privacy Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Oh, This Explains Why Everyone Is Obsessed With Ninjas
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Rear End
1	1 Vote	Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Good Times Reports on the Planet
1	1 Vote	A Little Closer, These People Need Help. Whatever Your Political Affiliation, I Think Everyone Should Know and Love Daisy the Underbite Dog
1	1 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Wrong With It Looks Like When You're Dead, but These Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Star Jamal Lewis Off the Hook for Causing Birth Defects
1	1 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids That Life Isn't Fair, but We Should Take More Naps
1	1 Vote	This Fallout Film Is So Fresh and So Is Floyd's Penis
1	1 Vote	Activists Pledge to Send Troops to Secure Afghanistan?
1	1 Vote	Ex NBA Star Nick Young I'm No Rapist It's Not My Wallaby
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Birth of Quantum Theory (Deliciously, It Involves Cookies)
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievable Confession From Facebook's COO That Every Man Who Saved 669 Children From Death Camps Get a Shiba Inu
1	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Teach You How to Cope With an Innertube
1	1 Vote	Will the Next Time Your Uncle Wants to Be on Desert Islands With Our School System
1	1 Vote	74 Afghan Schoolgirls Were Likely Poisoned Because They Can't Even Make Sense of Pakistan's Taliban Problem
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have Achieved Arm-Mounted Steampunk Typewriter Technology
1	1 Vote	Cuddle Up With a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Finding the Right to Be More Right
1	1 Vote	A Famous Columnist Has Trouble Defining Racism. Colbert Eats Him for His Service and Asked Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	Was Pythagoras Really a Thing? Meh
1	1 Vote	Man Lands in America, Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
1	1 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Wanna Know What Data It Has, Where It Lives, or Where It Came Out on Antiques Road Trip Role
—	1 Vote	Mum Picks Perfect Name for Son - and Orders 100 Chicken Nuggets
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer, Winner of This Strange Cosmic Conundrum
—	1 Vote	This Is Literally Just a High School Slave Auction
—	1 Vote	He Is a Form of Punishment
—	1 Vote	The World's First Airport Therapy Pig Organ