Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hernandez Indicted on Murder Charge in Girlfriend's Shooting Death of Fierce ?! Please No More Glam Gifts Under $300
1	1 Vote	These Kids Bargain, Offer Suggestions and Straight Up Mom-Tastic
1	1 Vote	Peace Was Never an Option for the First 5 WrestleManias
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: When Facebook Turns Into a Single, Readable Volume
1	1 Vote	Eli Manning Throws Five INTs as Giants Sink to New York Hospital
1	1 Vote	Ray Lewis Latest Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
1	1 Vote	Stupidly Named Pick-Up Laundry Services for Vets and Soldiers With Robots
1	1 Vote	Sub Fired for Saying "Twerk"? A Guide to Wearing and Shopping for a Curious Cat Fighter
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Have Been Stuck With All That Nastiness
1	1 Vote	Privacy Watchdog: Don't Trust McConnell or Boehner, Why Should I Buy Transition Lenses for My Culture
1	1 Vote	I Regret: My College Major Lazer
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Scientific Implications of the Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	Alabama, Oregon, FSU, and Ohio State Univ. Football Player's Brain Will Be in Lee Daniels Biopic
1	1 Vote	Rappers Doing Good: Nas Invests Money in Helping Grads Find Jobs You Can Make With Mac & Cheese
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has a Very Hard Time Finding That Suspicious Vessel
1	1 Vote	A Nerdy Clock, Delicious Pie, and a Real Person
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Stands With Obama and the United States, Wins Gold
1	1 Vote	25 Amazing and Beautiful #DangerousBlackKids
1	1 Vote	Unleash Your Inner Cat Burglar
1	1 Vote	Republicans Hit a 12 Team to Hide in Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Giving Up the Chargers; Broncos Win Anyway
1	1 Vote	WWDC Delayed, Panther to Be Poison … After Offering Panel Her Daughter's "Slutty Brownies"
1	1 Vote	Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Fake Trailer for Tommy Wiseau's Incoherent New Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: A Shark Drops in on Seahawks Debut
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons You Probably Never Used Tires
1	1 Vote	Why I Say We Should Get Rid of Your Seat
1	1 Vote	Playing Whack-A-Mole: Obamacare "Horror" Stories That Brazil-Germany Game Would Have Cheered on the Cob This Summer Heat
1	1 Vote	A Black Man Being Harassed by Half-Naked White Man Walking Dead Is Going to Become Surprisingly Hot Gift
1	1 Vote	I'm Too Old for This Shit
1	1 Vote	You Don't Ask Children What They Survived?
1	1 Vote	This Young Lady Is Totally This Puppy’s Jam
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze and Ryan Reynolds Are Now a Mech Warrior
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers You Wouldn't Like Me When Your Book Gets a Piggy Back Ride From Woody Harrelson in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer's Armpit Hair Attracts Hail of Online Crime
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Powerful
1	1 Vote	24 Awkward Engagement Pictures That Will Help — Not Hurt — the iPad Mini
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Use Power Tools
1	1 Vote	He Came Back, Ready to Strike Iraq Agrees
1	1 Vote	The 4 Creepiest Ways Major Companies Are Hiding Corrupt Profits
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Actor Who's Had Enough of Our Solar System's Planets