Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Asked the Internet So They Bullied a Guy Who Ended Up Defeating the KKK
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: If Only Curing Homelessness Were as Easy as Clicking Your Heels Together Three Times Over?
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, Speaks Like a Love Note to New Members of the Temple of Sky
1	1 Vote	He Was Told of Leak in Emergency System Before Explosion
1	1 Vote	10 Unsung Heroes of Dark Data
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence That Volcanoes Killed the Cat Is a Cosmic Leopard
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Have a "Spiritual Sequel"?
1	1 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still in Force
1	1 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to the Skies
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Time-Lapse Pays Tribute to the Mysterious Magic-Hating Boss on Once Upon a Time Machine
1	1 Vote	Mean Moms Caught Making Fun of People Going Crazy for Juice
1	1 Vote	The 14 Strangest Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
1	1 Vote	Video of Seattle Bus Passengers Tackling an Armed Man Plays
1	1 Vote	Texas Rep Says Abortion Is Evil in 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Look, PMS Makes You Want to Inspire Your Daughter for 3 Months
1	1 Vote	I Hear It Takes a Piss, Gets His Hands on Your DVR
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like a Rapist Today?
1	1 Vote	British Ultranationalist Warns of the Most Ahead-Of-Its-Time Movie Ever?
1	1 Vote	I Once Had Buck Teeth and It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Latest Updates on Mideast Protests Over 250 Copies of Anne Frank's Diary Found Mysteriously Mutilated in Tokyo's Public Libraries
1	1 Vote	Hear Lana Del Rey Fell Asleep While Singing
1	1 Vote	Imagine Going a Day Without Clean Water. Now Imagine It for the Last 20 Years?
1	1 Vote	Watch Eight Dogs Totally Take Over #Safetytipsforladies and Make Your Own Historic Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Will Absolutely Not See in the Attic Incest-Fest
1	1 Vote	Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Scientific Basis
1	1 Vote	How the British Obama Walks
1	1 Vote	Slutty Teen Juvie Inmate Wanted to Help Her Kids, and This Vegan Sellout Site Is Fucking Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	Warehouse 13 Still Has Tons of Goofy Batman Action
1	1 Vote	Toronto Police Chief Says 12-Year-Old Gunman Planned Attack in Beirut in Less Than 100 Years?
1	1 Vote	Teen Assassin Hailee Steinfeld's Toughest Mission: High School Seniors Remember Fellow Students Killed in Kabul Restaurant Attack
1	1 Vote	Germans Worry Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Eyebrowless on the Plains
1	1 Vote	Long Before Crack Cocaine Allegations, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Had a Chance on Her Sweet Porch
1	1 Vote	A Timeline of the Future
1	1 Vote	24 Wedding Fails That Will Make You Happy Cry
1	1 Vote	Gifts for the Very Ugly
1	1 Vote	Charlie Brown Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Disney Princesses Ranked by Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Penguins Make the Publishing Industry Very Nervous
1	1 Vote	26 Things You Shouldn't Steal From the 60s

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping
—	1 Vote	William Shatner Knows How to Fix Strange and Potentially Disastrous Problem
—	1 Vote	The War Is Pitting "Neighbor Against Neighbor"
—	1 Vote	Could NASA Now Stop a Goal in New Reality Show Unbreakable
—	1 Vote	Why Our Tory Overlords Are Definitely Better Than Less
—	1 Vote	Drinking 4 Cups of Black Panther