Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sub Fired for Saying "Twerk"? A Guide to Wearing and Shopping for a Curious Cat Fighter

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by vieve87
2015-01-06

2015-01-06

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Shopping for a Husband? Hope You're Ready to Get Screwed Over
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Are you a racist for saying "twerk"? A guide to black slang for whites
    Sploid Sploid
  • Read
    Smashes
    Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 7: The Young Man’s Guide to Wearing and Shopping for Women’s Clothes for the First Time
    McSweeny's McSweeny's
  • Read
    Smashes
    A Guide To The Many Guest Stars On Queens Of The Stone Age’s Excellent New Album, ‘…Like Clockwork’
    Uproxx Uproxx
  • Read
    Smashes
    Cat Fighter (Street Fighter Parody)
    Uproxx Uproxx
  • Read
    Smashes
    Sub Fired for Acting Out Dates With 4th Graders, Asking for Love Advice
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Christmas Is The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year To Be A Curious Cat
    Viralnova Viralnova

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account