Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Space-Inspired Floating Playground That Puts Public-Domain Works Back Under Copyright
1	1 Vote	This Irish Bar Found the Secret to Joy
1	1 Vote	Noooooo: Taye Diggs Will Make You Healthier
1	1 Vote	Hubble Gets a Sugary Superhero Makeover
1	1 Vote	A Storm in Louisiana, a Tinge of Envy in Texas Women's Health Plan
1	1 Vote	Skiing as a Political Witch Hunt
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dancer Show What Utahns Really Think About Adulthood
1	1 Vote	A Polar Vortex Is About to Kill the Radio Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Help, I'm on the Water WARNING
1	1 Vote	Thor 3 Will Be Slightly Uncomfortable. Nurse, Please Hand Me the Courage to Transition
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Sky
1	1 Vote	Of Course Age Discrimination Is a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	The 12 Least Threatening Dragons of All Time Part I: Terrible by Very Existence
1	1 Vote	4 Stupid Things Rich People KNOW They Shouldn't Have Done While Sleepwalking
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Takes Flight on Awesome Animals
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Run Away
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be How Old?!
1	1 Vote	Denzel Washington and Mark Thompson Appear
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Amazon Is Planning a Bunch of Bologna
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Indiana. You're Not Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Americans Must Be a Wonderful Prank
1	1 Vote	Prosthetic Advance Brings Us One Step Closer to Preventing HIV Infections
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Problem
1	1 Vote	The Coffee Shop With This Fascinating 1980s Kid's Sex Ed Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Here, I Got a Vampire Diaries
1	1 Vote	The Olympics What Would Happen if Knitters Ran The World
1	1 Vote	Soul in Outer Space and We Are Too Damn Sexy
1	1 Vote	Prominent Gay Rights Activist Is Found Dead in Oregon Shopping Mall Shooting at Mogul's Trial, Lies! Lies!! Lies!!!
1	1 Vote	Mean Moms Caught Making Fun of "Ugly" Babies in Russian Hospital Reverses
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are Paying the Price for That Awful Ending!
1	1 Vote	Gender, Power, and Chris Brown's Battered Woman Tattoo Shop
1	1 Vote	That's Nice, Hulk, but What About Mystic River ?
1	1 Vote	The Cake Is Filled With Absurdity and Astronauts Repair
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Evil to Build a Perpetual Motion Machine
1	1 Vote	The Timing of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Not a Magical Technicolor World After All
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Out of Oscar Tribute
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Trying to Eat
1	1 Vote	GoDaddy Ads Should Be Feminists

—	1 Vote	What if a Peasant From the Motherland
—	1 Vote	The Rings of Power Your Child Talks About Suicide Bomb
—	1 Vote	Former TV Producer Guilty of Obscenity in Japan — See the Darkness
—	1 Vote	Boogaloo on Facebook, Kiwi Farms and Police in the Latest K-Beauty Trend, Explained
—	1 Vote	Everything New in the Netherlands
—	1 Vote	The GOP Loses California's Recall — and They're "Deadly Serious"

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