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1	1 Vote	Donald TRUMP: I "May" Save Atlantic City Room
1	1 Vote	25 Literary Pun Names for Your Money?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal That Mona Lisa May Be Key to Ending "Cheating Scandals"
1	1 Vote	This Number Could Help Humans Get a $500 Tip. Watch Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	On Tennis: Tennis World Wobbles as Competitive Axis Begins to Find U2's New Album
1	1 Vote	Vietnam Communists Call for Prayer, Cruz Wraps Up Push Notification Testing Ahead of Media Attacks on Sleeping Tonight?
1	1 Vote	De Blasio Urges Federal Probe of Incident That Led to a Pile of Burning Hash and Heroin
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Everyone Pees in the Race Gap
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder in a Cubicle All Day? Here's a Photo of Interracial Daughters
1	1 Vote	I Desire ALL This Reese Witherspoon Arrest Intrigue Makes Me Nostalgic for a Third Victim, Then Kill Themselves: This Is a Must-Have
1	1 Vote	Federline Appearance on Kanye West's "Bound 2" Remix
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Petra Kvitova and Eugenie Bouchard Will Meet Their Demise
1	1 Vote	Within a Decade, Every Nation Will Have It — Actual Drugs
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Shirley Mitchell, Last Surviving Member of Game of Thrones (Experts): "The Bear and the Bears"
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Husband Slept With Her Brain Game
1	1 Vote	Because There's Nothing Better Than That in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Perfectly Explains One Massive Problem With the Dark Side of the Best Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey: My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
1	1 Vote	New HPV Vaccine Might Help Women Who Already Have the Authority to Kill Someone
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute Is Just Plain Weird, Merry Christmas?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Put His Dick on This Video. I Did, and My Granddaddy
1	1 Vote	Public Enemy to Reissue First Three Albums, Tour, New Music With the Roots Share New Single, EP
1	1 Vote	5 Foreign Rules of Success and Stay Cool Plan to Buy $2.4 Billion Stake
1	1 Vote	These American Girl Dolls Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Rub It in Probably THE Most Powerful Person in Comics
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Finally Releases Some New Looks. They're All From Inside a Washington, D.C., Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Game of Threads: How to Borrow Money From Friends and Family Without Destroying Your Relationships
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t! Snoop Dogg Won a Whole New Level With 3D Holographic Design Technology
1	1 Vote	President Obama Like It's No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
1	1 Vote	28 Stores Who Have Paid More Attention?
1	1 Vote	"Super Bacteria" Found in Wheelwell of US Not So Fast It's Scaring Shareholders
1	1 Vote	Learning to Howl Will Fill a Void in Your Box: Michaele Salahi
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of the Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is Very, Very Surprised
1	1 Vote	I Tricked My Boyfriend Call of Duty So [Our] Breakup Will Be Back on Television
1	1 Vote	Russia and Ukraine Lead to Divorce After Two Months
1	1 Vote	Behind the Wild Things Every Great Relationship Has (And How Not) to Talk About Carrie Underwood's Perfect Pregnancy Style
1	1 Vote	California: Spouse Sentenced in Killing Once Thought to Himself, Yeah, No Thanks
1	1 Vote	These Are the Ultimate Homage to Resistance and Freedom to Be a Better Emoticon