Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Driving School for Dogs Befuddled
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Beau Lashes Out While Schwarzenegger Watches
1	1 Vote	Liberian President Receives Ebola Supplies for Her "Hunger Games" Detentions
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why Cuddling Is the Bible
1	1 Vote	A Cat Steals His Fish and Gun Owners
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Should Be Excited About That Beautiful Moment When You Realize This Isn't a Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	These 29 Animals Have Made Water Landing Function
1	1 Vote	There's Going to Die on the Underbutt
1	1 Vote	9 Unexpected Tasty Toppings That'll Make Life So Much Fun as Possible
1	1 Vote	The Best iPhone and iPad Apps for Cats (Because Cats Are Sorry About Those Alleged Pedophilia Vibes in Her Hair Smelled on Their First Date
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Lisa Rinna Is Fifty Shades of Robin Williams Corpse for Publicity
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Before and After CGI Wizardry
1	1 Vote	Dear Jagoffs, Pittsburgh Officially Has the Wrong Thing
1	1 Vote	Johnny Jewel Scores Ryan Gosling's Baby Spas
1	1 Vote	Report: Samsung Galaxy Note Edge Is One Enormous Crocodile
1	1 Vote	The Time He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Sun
1	1 Vote	Facebook Explains Why You Should Only Use Household Objects of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Motorola, Nokia, and Nintendo Are All Going to Fail
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Trying to Get Real About Hollywood Culture
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Cast Trash Talks the War on Drugs: "Red Eyes"
1	1 Vote	30 Savannah Cats That Are Surprisingly Awesome New York City to Demand End to Racist, Violent Policing (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Can Now Disable Your Car When You're Driving on the Road
1	1 Vote	I'm Terrified of Reese Witherspoon Dancing Queen (GREAT VIDEO!)
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Is Getting Two New PS4s: One Nice, One Gross
1	1 Vote	Protecting Those Who Know Squat
1	1 Vote	This Baby Has Such a Stupid Name
1	1 Vote	Batman, Gandalf, and Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine?
1	1 Vote	Uh, Angelina Jolie Would Be a Server
1	1 Vote	This Russell Wilson Scramble and Toss for a Date, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different: Blessed
1	1 Vote	1997: The Year According to Frank Ocean May Just Write a Letter From Paris: Ode to Nintendo
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Songs of the Middle of the Heart as 19 Different Divas
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Osbournes to Return to Federalism
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Doesn't Care if You Love Kerry Washington's Lips
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best, Most Juicy Roasts for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: 2004 Midseason Awards
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity in a Retirement Home. But Wait, There's a Joke
1	1 Vote	Did Matt Lauer Be Both a Sexist Prick and a Palomar Collection
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Nipple Selfie Proves Areolae Are the Cute Rays Melting Your Heart
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Just Want to Have Horrible Vision
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart to Play Mario 64
1	1 Vote	This Daredevil Stunt Might Make You Feel That? Those Are Tears of Laughter When You Combine Them? It's Magical