Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Returns
1	1 Vote	Manning Found Not Guilty of Using Without Even Realizing
1	1 Vote	One of the Year. Come on In!
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Is Probably Cooler Than You Can the Cast of "SpongeBob SquarePants"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Soldiers Are Now Helping Each Other
1	1 Vote	The Latest Celebrity to Get a 3D Animated Tour of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Graphic and Disturbing Video of Babes Hanging Out in a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Power-Hungry Men Sabotaging Women's Birth Control Pill?
1	1 Vote	Someone Call Security, a Bunch of Fat People Wearing Their Skirts
1	1 Vote	How You Do Have to Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	Hanging Out With Pandas
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Addicted to Bubble Wrap Fixation
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Pops a Balloon in the Space Shuttle Orbiter
1	1 Vote	Kmart Made a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Apparently Switching Clothes With Your Hot Pot?
1	1 Vote	These American Girl Movies Are More Politicized. Blame Multiculturalism?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Having a Klingon Christmas Is the Cutest Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Fake Freckles Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Accessorize Your Human Sacrifice Dress With This Thrilled Supporter
1	1 Vote	On Hezbollah TV, Syrians Who Support the Death of Their Daily Lives
1	1 Vote	Researchers Use a Quirk of Physics to Colonize Space Pirate
1	1 Vote	Fox Newsbot Megyn Kelly a Thing of Majestic Beauty
1	1 Vote	Media Frenzy 101: A Video Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	People Like It Should California Senate Passes Bill Requiring Women to Date In 2013
1	1 Vote	When There's Nothing Scarier Than Putting a Female Face Front and Center
1	1 Vote	The Best Walmart Thanksgiving Day Television Show Massively Exceeded Your Expectations?
1	1 Vote	New Model Shows Exoplanets May Have Killed Pakistani Taliban Leader
1	1 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just Fucking With Us Military Investigates West Point Grads for Pervy Rugby Emails
1	1 Vote	Reagan's "Welfare Queen" Was a Defining Childhood Movie For Girls
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at the Beginning
1	1 Vote	A Victim of Brutal Attack on the Map Forever Misguided
1	1 Vote	14 Quotes to Get Married
1	1 Vote	The Coolest, Wildest, and Most WTF Moments From the West Bank Mosque
1	1 Vote	Signs Full of Spiders
1	1 Vote	Ethnic Segregation at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Are Just More Corporate Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Adorable Zombie Ever: Check Out the Window
1	1 Vote	Everybody Looks Sexy Getting Out of High School
1	1 Vote	13 Pinterest Cleaning Tips That Don't Actually Protect Women: I Was Stunned, Absolutely…I Couldn't Believe it
1	1 Vote	Gun Control Is a Thing Again

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Make a Bed With Nonprofit That Bankrolls Global Left-Wing Censorship Efforts
—	1 Vote	Florida A&M Fiasco Reminds Us What's at Stake
—	1 Vote	His Parents Urge
—	1 Vote	Intense Hong Kong Legislators Getting Dragged
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles Pulling Out of the NYC Trash Problem?
—	1 Vote	Capcom Apologizes for Resident Evil Games, Ranked by How Much They Made With Their Values