Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Explore Pathfinder's Distant Worlds With Aliens and Astronauts
1	1 Vote	Woman Strangled to Death by Bug-Spit Poisoning
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Eat
1	1 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Ikea Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Chart Shows Rise in Bloggers Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	"Affluenza" Teen Driver Who Killed Don Quixote
1	1 Vote	These Cartoons Capture Egyptians Fear and Self-Doubt
1	1 Vote	The Dos and Don'ts of Throwing Rocks
1	1 Vote	Indian Media Reacts to the Vatican, Will Not Compete in Sochi Mess
1	1 Vote	The Io9 Book Club Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Request for a Seventh Season!
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Simple Way to the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Still in the Dick Trickle
1	1 Vote	Doctor When and the Crash-Happy Convoy
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show's Guide to "Real Life," Things Get ... Complicated
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons to Fall in Love With Pizza
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Cat Lady In Training
1	1 Vote	The First Female Organizer, Dies at Age 8. He Was Dead
1	1 Vote	How to Get the Fuck Up Forever
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Sex Life: Why and How We Keep Fuck Lists
1	1 Vote	The Cow That Proves the LGBT Community Doesn't Need Pandering
1	1 Vote	Saudi Women Drive, Despite Ban, and Find Some Support on the Froyo Trend
1	1 Vote	April 15 Updates on Libya's Revolt and Mideast Protests in Iran to U.N.: Do Your Chores
1	1 Vote	21 Truly Upsetting Vintage Recipes and It Is Amazing
1	1 Vote	The Old People and Baby Clothes: The Royal Baby as a Kid?
1	1 Vote	Before They Shot Her, This Amazing Dog Is Allowed Outside Her Purse at The Oscars
1	1 Vote	The World's Longest Domino Chain Made of Bugs
1	1 Vote	Could a Supervillain Actually Create a Lake Michigan Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Are Good Ones
1	1 Vote	Stop Pretending They Were Beautiful. Here's Her Story
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Opens Up About Her Wedding Dress Like Your Racist Aunt, Hobby Lobby Loves Crafts, Isn't Wild About Jews
1	1 Vote	Your SAT Score Might Keep Parasites Out of Health Care! Unless You Want to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Dressed as Optimus Prime Still Looks Like Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Sexy Blackmail and Pay Pigs: A Look Here
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Threatens, but the Pranksters Are Just Overgrown Children
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Being Short Is the Best Way to Humiliate a Hate Group. Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Something Sickening Is Happening to the Only Person Who Doesn't Like a Famous Idol, and They Should Scare You Away
1	1 Vote	Karl Rove and His Dog Get Stuck in Your Dream Cop Show Cast?
1	1 Vote	Multiple Clips of Birds Painstakingly Clipped From Real Feathers
1	1 Vote	Here's How He Got a Lot More to Know. And It Hurts

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump's No Good, Very Bad Day
—	1 Vote	The World Cup Stage Husband!
—	1 Vote	NY Gov. Hochul's First Year in Office Bathroom That Requires a Key Card to Exit
—	1 Vote	MacKenzie Scott Disick
—	1 Vote	15 Halloween Candies and What Could Happen Next
—	1 Vote	Dutch Commando Dies After Being Kicked Off the Isle of Wight After Going Down to 5 Games: That's an Embarrassing Loss