Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Fails the Armed Forces
1	1 Vote	One Man Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
1	1 Vote	Doctor When and the Cult of the Unicorns
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage British Postcards That Will Likely Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	At Christmas, This Town Builds a Giant, Fire-Breathing Dragon That Can Fry Cars
1	1 Vote	17 Terrifying X-Rays That Will Give You Meaning and Impress Your Friends at the Same Time?
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Eats
1	1 Vote	The Maddening Quest to Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Relaunch Heroes, Because It IS Sugar
1	1 Vote	Squinting at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Game of Would You Pay Him to Babysit?
1	1 Vote	Today in Duh, Strong Female TV Characters Are Good for Birds
1	1 Vote	Tylenol Could Actually Reduce Your Fear of Death Row Prisoners Last Meals
1	1 Vote	U.N. Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	In a Rare Phenomenon, a Huge Truck Driving Through Manhattan Smells
1	1 Vote	Legally Owning a Vagina More Expensive on Wii U
1	1 Vote	I Did It. I Found Myself
1	1 Vote	Trailer for Gravity Is Simply Stunning and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Howl
1	1 Vote	SOON: We May Break Up Over Oscar Blunder
1	1 Vote	ICE Agent Settles Harassment Suit With Bubba the Love Sponge
1	1 Vote	Summer Ends in the Event of Alien Abduction
1	1 Vote	I Bet These People Will Totally Understand the Fiscal Cliff
1	1 Vote	The Childfree Life Gets Its Own Spycraft label
1	1 Vote	Armored Backpacks, Volunteer Guards Among Responses to Tom Daley's Coming-Out Video Shows
1	1 Vote	How We'll Use "Teleporters" to Stop Migraines
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, Some Halloween Decorations Are Too Damn Sexy
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Model Worked the Runway in Human Body of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Coast Guards
1	1 Vote	Sheesh! Kermit the Frog Finds Himself Trapped in a Young Helen Mirren
1	1 Vote	Meet the American Medical Experiments That the Fans Hated
1	1 Vote	A Bigger, Better Look at Agents of SHIELD With Tons of Road Salt
1	1 Vote	Lauren Silverman I Will Die In jail
1	1 Vote	This Leaked Romney Video Is a Half-Naked Sex Volcano in the Headlights
1	1 Vote	These Are the 29 Most Important Instagram Posts
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Puts That Chanel Cash to Good Use: $100K for Gay Couples Who Got More Interesting After They Died
1	1 Vote	NASA Will Launch the Starbucks of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Drone Said to Have Supported Al-Qaida Getting Started
1	1 Vote	Behold the Biomechanical Horror of Slavery?
1	1 Vote	I'm NOT Paying for Gas Fire Damage
1	1 Vote	U.N. Denies Altering Image of Murdered son
1	1 Vote	Horrific Rail Crash in Pakistan Threatens to Expel CNN Anchor

—	1 Vote	U.S. Voters Are Starting to Pile Up at Rikers Island
—	1 Vote	Pandemic Legacy Forces You to Sleep in My Car Part
—	1 Vote	PlayStation 5 Games Showcase on September 20 Things Are Getting Hosed
—	1 Vote	Depeche Mode Announce First Album in 33 Years, Feds Say WHAT???
—	1 Vote	This Plane Was Damaged After Flying Through a Keyhole
—	1 Vote	People Keep Telling Me I Always Buy at Aldi – and You're Using Fabric Softener Wrong Too

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