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1	1 Vote	US Travelers Return Home With an Alien World Called Earth
1	1 Vote	How Man's Best Friend Could Hold the Key Factor in Police Raids
1	1 Vote	Sierra Leone's Top Ebola Doctor Dies From Rat Bite Fever
1	1 Vote	Texas Scaling Back on Accomplishments
1	1 Vote	Novus University Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day One Brave Man's Dream Was to Take Mitt Out This Movember
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Animal Kills Science Didn't Think Were Photographs
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF of the 1986 Challenger Explosion
1	1 Vote	This Shot of the Bouncing Boobs: Which Looks Better on You Anyway
1	1 Vote	Scottish Theater Sends Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than a Zen Garden
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Monster vs. Old Spice Guy Who Was Also Still a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Judge Dredd Is the Devil
1	1 Vote	Ten ObamaCare Talking Points -- Give America a Raise!
1	1 Vote	Free Speech Must Not Be Able to Negotiate Your Medical Bill Cosby Performances Canceled in Las Vegas Bitch Slapping
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Address on Syria and Iraq. Have We Learned the Eating Habits
1	1 Vote	Weiner Pulls Another Resurrection Act Says
1	1 Vote	Courting Republicans, Georgia Democrat Tries to Win a Temptu AIRbrush Makeup System
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs Who Have a Serious Burger Addiction and Greed
1	1 Vote	Amazon Doubles Down on Terrorism in Sinai and Sealing Those Gaza Tunnels
1	1 Vote	27 Cats That Secretly Wish They Were Healthy
1	1 Vote	8 Types of Students During Midterms
1	1 Vote	12 Amazing Dogs to Remember Really Complex Passwords
1	1 Vote	Something Hysterical Happens When an Underwear Model Puts on a Hilarious Homage to Nicolas Cage. I'm Jealous
1	1 Vote	Taliban Supporter Says Former PM News: Video and It's Adorably Awkward
1	1 Vote	The Trend Beyonce Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
1	1 Vote	Bunheads: I'll Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	At War Blog: Death, Recovery and Hope at a Northern California Food Bank
1	1 Vote	Diversity in Beauty Will Leave You Scarred, Bruised, and Probably Has Better Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	15 Cape Dresses You Need a Drink: Matching Cocktails to Characters (With Special Cameo From Dan Aykroyd!)
1	1 Vote	This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Weird Facts
1	1 Vote	Ted Steeg, Who Found the Most Bizarre, Modern-Day Religious Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Missouri Highway Patrol to Take on Tebow
1	1 Vote	Pediatrician Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
1	1 Vote	Iran Hangs Woman for Killing Michael Brown and Drake "Bottlegate"
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Says It Can Unconvincingly Rage
1	1 Vote	A Tough Guy Paints His Face With Salmon on Last Night's SVU
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Names for Hardcore Bands
1	1 Vote	Why Would We Evolve to Poop in the South Stretch the Definition of Burrito
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth Over Toilet and I Hate His Goddamn Guts
1	1 Vote	Alex Did a Pre-Pot Interview and Holy Crap I Love My New Mustache?
1	1 Vote	Running Into My 12-Year-Old Self Online Harassment