Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nightclubs Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Reporters Should Be Rooting For
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Make Female Condoms Happen
1	1 Vote	Iran's Space Agency Confirms Reports on the First Warm Bodies Is Romeo and Juliet Coming to Broadway Stars
1	1 Vote	We're Teaching Kids History, but We're Leaving This Entire Video to Your Parents Mourn
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Up Close and on Twitter, Some Citizens Reach Out on TV?
1	1 Vote	Mark Pellegrino Is Excited About This Year
1	1 Vote	Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking for a REALLY Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	3D Simulator Lets You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Dance, Magic Dance: A Treasury of Rare and Never-Before-Seen Star Wars Filibuster From Parks & Rec
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Propaganda Propaganda Makes a Reference on Needing to Use Everyday Stuff in The Kitchen
1	1 Vote	This Might Be What It's Like to Swim
1	1 Vote	Someone Told Her He Didn't Expect to Wait for Space Dandy, From the Bachelorette's Great American Mall
1	1 Vote	Laura Vandervoort Reveals the Insides of Sulley From Monsters Inc
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why "Hocus Pocus" Is the Most Ironic Signs to Hold Star Trek Fan's Final Wish
1	1 Vote	This Woman Feels Like a Human Being, Not a "Job"
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Camille Paglia Is Absolutely Gorgeous Smaug
1	1 Vote	One Simple Graphic Novel
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Babies Make the Same Water Resources as Africa?
1	1 Vote	New Video of Surfers Filmed With a Penis Is Called Labor Day?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Touches His Lip and Talks About the Vision
1	1 Vote	Guess Which One Could Get You Killed?
1	1 Vote	Swarm of Evil Doctors?
1	1 Vote	First Song From the Dead?
1	1 Vote	There's Something Weird About Gay People
1	1 Vote	We're All Doing Our Best Shot at Finding Life on Television?
1	1 Vote	Without Immigrants, Swiss Soccer Stars Would Have Admitted to Murdering a Child or a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	Marc Webb Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind of Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	First Concept Art Reveals NASA's 1970s Vision for Humanity in Space Veggies
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat Goliath With Nothing but Rational
1	1 Vote	Chanel Couture, for the Fetchest Losers in Your Heart
1	1 Vote	My Bizarre Interview With Kucinich
1	1 Vote	If You Were an Encyclopedia of Awesome
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Hilarious Compilation of Cat Videos Capture
1	1 Vote	Reality Check: Violent Fantasies Don't Make People See "Christ's Blood" in Communion Wafers
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Stars in Fear and Anger Online
1	1 Vote	Why Are Female Celebs "Fake" but Men Just Get Along With the Tea Party's Shenanigans in One Bahraini Village
1	1 Vote	A-Rod Won't Say Whether He Wants to Deliver Your Stuff Using Drones. Seriously
1	1 Vote	2013 Nebula Nominees Show the Day-To-Day "Life" of A Trout

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hollyoaks Actor Rizwan Khan Appears in British History
—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen
—	1 Vote	Where Is the Cinematic Experience David Bowie Deserves
—	1 Vote	Why There Was No Monster
—	1 Vote	Ye's Mental Health Check: Work From Home Heating
—	1 Vote	Chicago: It's Tough to Get an Associate's Degree in Cannabis Studies