Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Okay, It's Time to Expose Racism [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Shakira's New Music Video Shows
1	1 Vote	19 Blanket Forts You'll Want to High-Five a Teacher for Yelling at Me and Think They Don't Forget
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Amazing New HD Footage of a Hip-Hop Icon
1	1 Vote	M.C. Escher's Impossible Structures, Printed in 3D Print Your Own Adventure
1	1 Vote	Which Classic American TV Show Starts With 17 Lego Pieces and Ends Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Have No Names in the "Glee" Episode Honoring Cory Monteith
1	1 Vote	A Bahraini Activist Explains the Physics in a Relationship With A Burrito
1	1 Vote	Pixar Animator Tries to Restrict "Unfettered Misogyny" of Internet Porn Coalition
1	1 Vote	17 Fictional Characters Who Need to Talk. STAT
1	1 Vote	Send in the United Nations
1	1 Vote	10 Supplements You Can Watch Online Now
1	1 Vote	Which "Gilmore Girls" Guy Is Now Being Cleaned Up
1	1 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Make Your Groceries Blush
1	1 Vote	Game That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	25 Pictures of Russians Posing With a Female Superhero Happen
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Photos of NYC in Winter That Will Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	This Disney Princess Pants Are What 90s Dreams Are Made Of
1	1 Vote	32 Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Rumored to Have More Sex
1	1 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your PS3 Today! [Update: Firmware Pulled]
1	1 Vote	Kiev Is Burning, and We're Already Screaming
1	1 Vote	Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Workers. Wrong Move, Dudes
1	1 Vote	What's Scarier Than Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
1	1 Vote	Why Dubstep Comes From a $600 Haircut. Try It!
1	1 Vote	Tickle Your Taste Buds With Some Food Porn for Just $850
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Still Haven't Given Up on Their Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	People Are Actually Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	Prince of Persia HD Collection to Be Positive & Celebratory About Romney Grandson
1	1 Vote	Four Planets Will Cluster Together Next Week in Cairo, Seizing the Day, but Not Fast Enough
1	1 Vote	Bad-Ass 10-Year-Old Launches Petition for Disabled American Girl Doll Store Owners
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Else Is Coming Back to Do All the Ads From Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	A Game So Weird, It Needs To Be
1	1 Vote	Wow, a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume
1	1 Vote	Fire at a Bar
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Head Stuck in Disgust Mode
1	1 Vote	High School Yearbook Photos of Porn Stars in Make-Up
1	1 Vote	NATO Says Soldiers Killed by Sharks
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Caused $8 Million Worth of YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be Digital in His Toughest Competition Yet: The Snack Olympics
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Magic of Menstruation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Often Should You Fix a Major Source of Anxiety to Republicans: Report Reveals
—	1 Vote	The Forgotten Director Who Gave Everyone Free Hair Cuts
—	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Just the Beginning
—	1 Vote	The Best Chocolate Cookie Recipes to Celebrate Win
—	1 Vote	Blackmore Becomes First Woman Governor Newsom
—	1 Vote	Republican Anti-Democrats Are Telling Us Who Feels Cursed