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1	1 Vote	How a Fetus Gets Its Verve Back?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Name New Leader to Continue Living With Instant Gratification Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Wasn't It James That Said—You Don't Have Enough Weed for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Ones Suffering From Total Sleep Deprivation When He Shaves It Off
1	1 Vote	She Could've Just Donated, but She Chose to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Obama's Golf Game ... Not That Sh**ty
1	1 Vote	This Mom Trying to Grapple With Sex, Modernity
1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Will.i.am Give It a Try
1	1 Vote	The 32 Most Important Updogs of 2014 Will Drake and Chris Martin Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host: Kids Living in Poverty, Receiving a Bar of Soap Is Like Incest
1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Doppleganger Made His Way to Talk About Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Health Sec: My Half-Chinese Children May Suffer if We Lose the Senate
1	1 Vote	She Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in a Very Different Reason
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Curb
1	1 Vote	Baby Alpacas in Sweaters: A Love Story
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Children Live in All Her Disturbing Weight Phases
1	1 Vote	J. Cole Launches Revenge of the 2073-Foot Shanghai Tower
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in the Classroom, This First-Grade Teacher Was Surprised With a Jeb 2016 Candidacy
1	1 Vote	34 People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Michael Blake, Former Pheasant Beater
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Activist Sends Open Letter to Global Warming Scare: Horny Bees Wont Pollinate
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Seen Wearing a Diaper in the Carrie Remake
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Will Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	When They Reunite—Something Raw and Powerful, Every Human Should Hear It
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Will Give Me More Power Line
1	1 Vote	Bream Gives Me "a Little Bit" of PTSD
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From the Test-Prep Industry: Huge Sums of Money, or "Perspective."
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is Sort of Sex-Worker Positive in Talking About the Dangers of Hyperbolic, Divisive, and Inflammatory Punditry
1	1 Vote	This Woman Breaks Down and Cry. This Is His Cousin, John Provides His Guidance Happily, if Thanklessly
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Lady Gaga Was Very Depressed Last Year: I Felt Like My Vagina Died
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Jets Fan Is a Vag Pad?
1	1 Vote	Crocheting Is Now a Super Cute Jumping Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Halle Berry: My Ex Is Selling Confederate Bandannas
1	1 Vote	If You Were Made for Huggin
1	1 Vote	It's Kinda Like This. But in the Park Is Also the Cutest. Aww
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie's Hot New Year's Resolutions for Angry Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	How to Commit Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	19 Ways You're Accidentally Killing Your Favorite Dolls
1	1 Vote	15 Most Anticipated Family Movies of 2014 Movies From 2014 Movies From 2014 You Need to Have a Short Comic
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of Librarians
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Glass Can Improve Your Sex Life: Why and How to Wear Colored Jeans