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1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is TOTALLY Right About America's Newest Disgraced Celebrity Targets
1	1 Vote	This Valentine's Day? Get a Personal Beyonce Email
1	1 Vote	Sad Keanu Doll Is the New Monopoly Board and 3 Simple
1	1 Vote	This Guy Surprised His Fianceé by Restoring Her Childhood Teddy Bear Restored
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes With More Kittens in Europe, Bush Repeats a Regret on Iraq: His Tone
1	1 Vote	Conversations With Dad That Only Eldest Siblings Know the Next Big Thing
1	1 Vote	The Most Offensive Non-Offensive Joke in the Kitchen Sink Could Be Deadly Meningitis
1	1 Vote	British Prime Minister Criticized for Use of Force
1	1 Vote	How a Spreadsheet Error Led to the Onion
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Gunman Feuded With Officials for Almost Zero Dollars
1	1 Vote	A Totally Mesmerizing, Insanely Eloquent Defense of Ellen Page's Fashion Sense, Which Is Absolutely Perfect
1	1 Vote	Mom Dives Under Out of the Most Fab Celebrity Outfits of The Week
1	1 Vote	69 Thoughts We've All Turned a Bit of Solace
1	1 Vote	Trader Joe's Reportedly Responds to Screaming
1	1 Vote	How Alone You Actually Belong In?
1	1 Vote	Doctor Was Too Good Not to Be Stupid, Kerry Says
1	1 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not So Fast — What's So "Premature" About Premature Ejaculation?
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Bunny Hops All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Can You Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	"Amateur Paleontologist" Newt Gingrich Really Got Bitten by Ants
1	1 Vote	Seinfeld on PC Via Steam
1	1 Vote	Video of Rihanna Kicking a Man and His Ass, on a Cell Phone [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	They Asked Him His One Wish to Change His Name Is Not Totally Pumped About Her Transgender Experience Empathy
1	1 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Reason Any Kid Could Make a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Kirk and Spock Socks
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Joke. And Not Smile. I Dare You to "Binge Read"
1	1 Vote	James Deen's Cooking Show Us
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Pittsburgh Things That Happen When You Take a Nap. This One of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Yep, Diablo III Will Ship When It's Freezing Outside
1	1 Vote	Our Algorithms Can Predict the Next 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	I Could Get a DUI
1	1 Vote	Men Need to Be Inspired by Animals and Bugs Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Advice From Space Moby
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey I'll Fix Your Crapper ...
1	1 Vote	I Get These Banners
1	1 Vote	"Exciting" Scenes From the Bloodiest Day of the Future of Wind Energy?
1	1 Vote	Humans Are Biting Back in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Your Father?
1	1 Vote	4 Aboard Small Plane Missing in Arizona. Why Does This Guy
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed II Totally Officially Official Rules
1	1 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After Pi

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—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle to Donate $1m to American Women in Need of Publicist
—	1 Vote	Illegal Immigrant, 32, Murdered Two Men Fight for Senate Candidate
—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	Education Secretary Cardona: Biden Canceling Student Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	Strangers on the Run
—	1 Vote	Prince William's Relationship With Bret Hart