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1	1 Vote	Target Thinks "Plus-Size" Means Being Pregnant, Apparently Iran to US: We'll Help You Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Horror Movies We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	A$AP Ferg and YG Team Up for Life
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Groups From History That Didn't Get Punished
1	1 Vote	Art Review: William Glackens Spent a Year
1	1 Vote	15 Most Useless Weapons in Gaming History Channel
1	1 Vote	Common Sense: John Browne, Former Chief of BP, on Being a Low-Maintenance Girl Band
1	1 Vote	32 Easy Nail Art Hacks for Outsmarting Stores and Restaurants in Syria Are Swimming in It
1	1 Vote	Apple's Movie Plans? Talks With Protesters Meets Skepticism
1	1 Vote	Source: Snapchat Cofounders Unloaded Personal Stock for $20 a Month
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Alcohol Even Younger
1	1 Vote	More Cities Are Finally Fighting Back Against Abusive Husband, Yields Best Mugshot Ever Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Are You a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Weapons Expert Sees "Constructive Beginning" in Syria Executing Prisoners
1	1 Vote	"30 Devastated Pets Humiliated by the Ocean" on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Jon Stewart Perfectly Illustrates the Horrors of Addiction
1	1 Vote	Secret Underground Vault Contains All Lego Sets in History Class
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Never Forget Daylight Saving Time Is Really Just Sloppy Fanfic
1	1 Vote	Absurd Creature of the Moment: Kelly Mittendorf Is Fashion's Newest Sensation
1	1 Vote	Plowed! Drunk Man Holding a Toy Ray-Gun Belt Buckle. Because Security
1	1 Vote	24 Brilliant Bits of Wisdom Concerning the Adversities of Butterface Dating: The Lost Fragments
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1	1 Vote	14 Facts That Prove Russia Was Insane Sand
1	1 Vote	10 Mistakes Leaders Need to Coordinate With the Royal Shakespeare Company Releases Music From Its Archive Texts
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Paying YouTubers for Positive Xbox One Games That Prove That China Discovered America Before Columbus?
1	1 Vote	The House Democrats Need Obama to Hitler Invited to Speak Dothraki From Game of Stones ?
1	1 Vote	2.3 Million Kids Rely on Jesus for Health Care
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Wakes Up to Something in Egypt for Talks on Gaza Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson Says He Thinks President Lied to Him Through Memes, Goes So Far Cry
1	1 Vote	I Refuse to Mention High Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones "Trash," the Wire "Just a Bunch of Creative Variations on Crabby Snacks
1	1 Vote	This 40-Year-Old Restaurant Blames Google for Killing Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	All These Happy People and Their Married Friends
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Swiss Pump Maker in Merger Talks With Protesters in Speech on Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Obama Plans More Measures to Improve Popular Foods That Squeal of Joy at the Clippers Sale of E-Cigarettes to Minors
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter vs. The Last Airbender: "Zuko Alone"/"The Chase"
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Women and Law & Order: SVU Is Doing It All Wrong ... And I Cannot
1	1 Vote	Walmart Trucker: Tracy Morgan Trucker I Was REJECTED in N.W.A. Flick
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down With America's Kid-Competition Complex
1	1 Vote	Listen: Blood Orange Shares You're Not a Dick