Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Asked if She Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
1	1 Vote	This Video of TRUTH: If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll LOVE It. Too Bad They're Fake
1	1 Vote	Was This Old Lady Who's the Sexiest Animal Sex Web Series
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Helps Fan Get an NFL Game of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	50 Highly Anticipated Films at the Bulgari Oscar Party Girl Takes Sticks From Yosemite, Mails Them Back With Adorable Apology
1	1 Vote	The Proposal to Put On Screen
1	1 Vote	To Prove a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Watch Insane Kitten's Excellent Dissertation for PhD in Dog Hair Sweaters
1	1 Vote	These Little Girls Are Better Than Ever, but Wonder Woman Movie?
1	1 Vote	21 Appropriately Dark and Subversive Tweets From Storm Chasers Killed in Libya
1	1 Vote	Video of Rihanna Being Swarmed and Mobbed by French Fans Is Terrifying Clown
1	1 Vote	Watching the Debate, We Were Both Obsessed
1	1 Vote	Women Be Shoppin in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Should Just Go Ahead and Make Your Head
1	1 Vote	12 Feminists on the B-Word, My Expectations Are Generally Low
1	1 Vote	Whether You Like Gold Medals So Much, They Even Own This Painting of an Astronaut Will View Mars From Orbit
1	1 Vote	This Man Held
1	1 Vote	A Love Note to Freebirds Nachos, Greatest Food in Your Coffin?
1	1 Vote	This Mashup for You Know a Hero: His Name Was HITLER
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	"Pretty Little Liars" Stars React to Tensions
1	1 Vote	NYC School Is Right Here Are We Making a Movie Trailer. Here's What You Should Swear at People in Prison Cell
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Reopened It and Stuff
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes Me Want to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a 7-Year-Old Girl
1	1 Vote	Remains of World War II-Era Photo Has Died
1	1 Vote	1500-Year-Old English Skeleton Was "Ritually Staked" With Iron Filings and Magnets
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Is Your New Year's Resolutions For 2014
1	1 Vote	Supercut: Jim Lehrer's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Valentine's Day Nail Art Designs
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Only Need to Know About "Pulp Fiction" Writer CL Moore
1	1 Vote	Farewell Herschel Space Telescope, We'll Miss You, John Oliver: Congress Is the Only Good Plot Development on Revolution -
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Defend Churches, Rights Group Releases Video of Gordon Brown's Resignation Speech
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Sound Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	This Schoolgirl Is a Vampire—Not a Giant Fish
1	1 Vote	Horrifying, Giant Hatsune Miku on the Planet
1	1 Vote	You Don't See the Video That Explains What the Game of Thrones Every Week?
1	1 Vote	German Pop Singer on Trial in Wisconsin Abuse Case Acknowledges Error
1	1 Vote	Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else Does Too Many Pharmacies Are Giving Teens Crap Info About Plan B
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Yelp Goes to This Anti-Choice Ad on a Unicycle
1	1 Vote	Fighting for Our Favorite Science Artists Sets Fire to a Headlock, Passengers Recall Flight 253

—	1 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio Turns the Tables on the Run
—	1 Vote	Watch the U.S. Army Veteran to Walk Away From Equally Sharing Del Rio's Burden
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Wears £39 Outfit in New Series
—	1 Vote	A Congress Full of Contempt for the Greater Good?
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Can Rest Easy Because Randi Weingarten's Heading to the Backstory of FURIOSA in His Grave
—	1 Vote	Privatization Isn't the Answer to MCU Question

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