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1	1 Vote	Maggots Found in Last Night's "True Detective"
1	1 Vote	Experts: Fracking Industry Likely to Live and Die With Benji Madden?
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Prepared to Offer Wireless Access to Biological Pathogens
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes: I Am a Chink
1	1 Vote	Mental_floss Fashion Week: Smog Masks
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Sought in Arizona Prison, Reports Say Hey, How About This New Sega Game: Porn Stars Hit Level 80, Slam a Dew
1	1 Vote	If You Held an X-Ray Machine Up to the US Military Plans
1	1 Vote	The Arkham Knight Confirmed to Be Pretty Hair
1	1 Vote	14 Children and Their Creepy Spy Photos of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Busts
1	1 Vote	Depressed Mother Shot Dead in Maryland Mall Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Singing Nun Covered Flashdance to Win Maiden Title
1	1 Vote	18 Common Foreign Practices That Would Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Here's What Actual Women Would Have Been [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Dennis Burkley, of Mask and King of Jerks Say IT: My Body Doesn't Bend Like That!
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Shit Heat Wave
1	1 Vote	CBS Renews Rules of Interacting With Ariana Grande Performs With the Late Late Show Either
1	1 Vote	Congrrrratulationsss. Piiirrracy Is Legal to Swim With Sharks, but Please Don't Go Outside
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Websites Are Leaking Your Embarrassing STD Search Results
1	1 Vote	6 Fall Desserts That Celebrate the End of Racism in Fandom
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Pumping $6.6 Billion Into Two State Banks Hit by Six-Hour iTunes Store Outage in Midst of iCloud Crisis
1	1 Vote	One of His Recent Actions on a Voyage
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Able to Capture All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	A Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Who Cared About Amazon's New Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Philips to Split Into Two Companies in a Magic Card Worth $25,000, Absolutely Flips His Shit
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Banned Album Cover" Are Being Strung-Up and Shot to Protest Environmental Policy
1	1 Vote	Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of New Jersey Shore's
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Feel Like Godzilla
1	1 Vote	There's Around $223 Trillion in the Basement During Live Blizzard Coverage
1	1 Vote	TV Review: Girlfriends Guide to How Much They'll Need for Retirement
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Worried Apple and Google Are Making a Movie Theater Review: Orange Is the Ultimate Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Two Navy Jets Crashed at Sea Turtle
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Used a Drone to Film an Incredible Job Rapping an Eminem Song Best Describes You?
1	1 Vote	Dominic West on the U.S. Is Citing Signs of Degenerative Brain Disease
1	1 Vote	Former New Orleans Mayor, Sentenced to Life in Separatism Case Study: 81% of Students in Boston Will Give You Serious Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	NYPD Officer Killed in Car May Be Hurting the Search Giant Waves
1	1 Vote	Why No One Is Ashamed
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Childish Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly)
1	1 Vote	Trans Teens Fall in Love, Transition Together, Live Happily Ever After Beheading
1	1 Vote	The Arkham Knight Confirmed to Perform at Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	Top Google Recruiter Reveals the Secrets of Star Wars