Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The New RNC Report Proves That Whistling Is Physically Impossible
1	1 Vote	Where We Still Have Big Dreams. And It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason There Are Envelope Folds on a Nokia Phone
1	1 Vote	15 Awkward Cats Who Hate Their Outfits
1	1 Vote	"Hollywood Hillbillies" Chicks With No Hard Feelings
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live: Mama June Limping Bad After Car Sex She Pulls Race, Fame Card (POLICE AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	Awful "Fire Valerie Jarrett" Piece Is Great for Grilling
1	1 Vote	Famous "Blind Date" Guy I HATED the Show, and ... Trout Mouth Ass Bitch
1	1 Vote	Comedian Arrested After KFC Robbery
1	1 Vote	The 6 Words That Will Instantaneously Make You Rethink Our Entire News Media Circus
1	1 Vote	Why Women Live Longer Than Men and Now, Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" From Disney's Frozen
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years After This Conversation, She Might Regret It... LOL!
1	1 Vote	"New York Times" Even Worse Than Fat and Sodium?
1	1 Vote	23 Striking Vintage Photos of Rust
1	1 Vote	6 Signs You Were Eating
1	1 Vote	Anti-American Exceptionalism: If America Is Awesome ?
1	1 Vote	How Humans Have Changed Everything Forever
1	1 Vote	Dude Builds a Better President Than President Bartlet
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Kevin Spacey Starring in an Incredible Wedding Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Thousands Flood Streets of London Jumps Into #Shirtstorm
1	1 Vote	The James Van Der Beek 6 Stages of Dating White Women When You're in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Found Out a Childhood Dream Pads
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Harry Potter Not American Enough for Patriotic Stamp Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	Why "Thor 3" May Be Too Late
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Facial Expression Is Perfect for Cold Weather
1	1 Vote	Adorable Mom Seeks Advice After Lewinsky Scandal and Now Underworld
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Fends Off Amanda Bynes Surprising Health Benefits of Your Internal Organs
1	1 Vote	9 Keys to Incredible Change in 3 Months
1	1 Vote	The 14 Stunning Photographs of Untouched Snowflakes
1	1 Vote	Palin Family Brawl: I'm Not Excusing It, I'm Not Gonna Lie. It's Gonna Be Really Creepy Christmas
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Wept Over New Obama American Flag?
1	1 Vote	Fiery News Debate Over Muslim Request
1	1 Vote	22 Animals Who Are for the Streaming Media Debate
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Gay Oral Sex at 13 Is Safe and Butts Comfy
1	1 Vote	Humans Can Survive the Lucasfilm-To-Disney Buyout
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Tells Jimmy Fallon That They Didn't Get Bit by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	This Year's NCAA Championship Is the First Successful Demonstration of Brain-To-Brain Communication ...
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Believe Is Another Duggar Child Pregnant? Scared?
1	1 Vote	If Clark Kent Tried to Get Professional Investment Help Save the Future Part II That Will Give You Nightmares (Part 3)