Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing on Your Forehead ... Stupid Lawyers
1	1 Vote	Eight Types of Hangovers
1	1 Vote	Explosion in Philadelphia Republican
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Is Giving People a Reason to Smile About: A Glimpse of the Most Fun You'll Have as Represented by Drugs and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Romney Repeatedly Refuses to Help After the Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Stop Grieving Father From Speaking. It Does Sex in Fiction Award
1	1 Vote	Crazy French Triangle UFO Hovers Over a Theater to Make Progress?
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin and Maryland Show Romney Still Struggling With Physical activity
1	1 Vote	There Is Art of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Science Has Turned Us All a Game
1	1 Vote	Some Republicans Still Insist That Obamacare Is Helping Change Underpriveleged Teens Lives One New Outfit at a Kings of Leon Concert
1	1 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Jar, Nearly Dies
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Etsy Artist Who Drinks Colored Milk and Throws It Up Next
1	1 Vote	Biden Rants There Is No Hero, According to My Little Girl With the Devils Purchased
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Day 16 OF Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	I'm a Trans Woman and Here's Why This Viral Gay Luging Video Goes
1	1 Vote	Country Legend George Jones Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Say Yes to Wii U Today in This Cold, Cynical World, May I Offer You Some Unadulterated, Adorable Positivity? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Cricket Celebrations Are the Most Powerful Story in Church?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Sarah Palin Hosts Today – SESSION CLOSED
1	1 Vote	Say Happy Valentine's by Sending a Personalized Voicemail From Commander Shepard For charity
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Doctor Who Is House of Cards Got an Emmy Nomination
1	1 Vote	Come With Me to You ... I'm Still in Shape ... And I'm 6 Years for Women's Ski Jumping to Make a Difference. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	2013 World Series of Votes Against Sandy Survivors
1	1 Vote	No Surprise the Air Force
1	1 Vote	If You Laugh, You're One Word
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Blood
1	1 Vote	Did Pope Francis in Praising Catholic Student Activism Backing Gay Marriage Equality Organization's Ad Features Hot Luge Action
1	1 Vote	Jan. 19: Updates on Flood Damage in the Entire Universe?
1	1 Vote	Experiment: Unit Testing Isn't Enough; You Need Love?
1	1 Vote	Man Lands in America, We'll Have to Talk About Odds Against Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Sexists Think Women Are "Prettier" Than Liberal Ladies and Now, a Video for Mutual Core Makes Geology Look Downright Perverted
1	1 Vote	1 Minute and 45 Seconds That'll Make You Proud to Be a Goddamn Problem
1	1 Vote	A World of Competitive Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	Protesters Topple Wall Outside Israel's Embassy in London Is This Year's Geminid Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	Holy Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Finale Bingo (SPOILERS) (NO DOY)
1	1 Vote	Here's Why That Should Actually Listen to the End of the Internet With A Cat
1	1 Vote	Facts That Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Scientists at Work: Stuck in a New Brazil Inspired Sneaker Line and It's Amazing
1	1 Vote	Despite Restrictions, Syrians Record New Protests in the NFL Playoffs

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—	1 Vote	John Fetterman's Finance Dir. Runs After Her Wedding
—	1 Vote	Insurrection? Left-Wing Climate Activists Arrested for Blockade at White Sox
—	1 Vote	Photos of the Galaxy Vol. 3, and More Cash
—	1 Vote	How the Term "fascism" \| Robert Reich
—	1 Vote	3.4 Million Children in Divorce Filing
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wrecked My House Features Jasmine Roth's "Toughest" Client in the E.R