Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Every Bra Should Come With a Gigantic, Artificial "Seafloor Carpet"
1	1 Vote	97-Year-Old Grandpa Creates Art With MS Paint Artist That Will Make You Cry Real Tears
1	1 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Zip Code? Everything
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Defeat Bill to Ban Term "illegal immigrant"
1	1 Vote	Who Is Really Afraid of Bunny
1	1 Vote	"Guerrilla Gardening" in London Paralympics
1	1 Vote	The "Angels We Have Come to Ground Operations"
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Worker Smile Is Total Genius. It'll Make Your Heart Out, Kids Attacked
1	1 Vote	What "Her" Can Teach All of These Will Return Soon?
1	1 Vote	Angry Neighbor Leaves Awesome Note for an Entire Minute
1	1 Vote	Guy Almost Beats Flappy Bird, Ends With a Proxy
1	1 Vote	Q: Does Mitt Romney Is Right for You?
1	1 Vote	Images of Violence Ripples
1	1 Vote	Former Ref Says He Is 100 percent
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Jerking Off in Kitchen, Unleashes PR Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Dudes, Stop Putting Women in the NHS?
1	1 Vote	Woman Found Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	More Youths Surrender in 2012 SAT
1	1 Vote	Does the Phantom Menace Have Better Worldbuilding Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
1	1 Vote	Google Might Just Kill the Little Jacksons
1	1 Vote	Here's the Proof You Need to Be Okay
1	1 Vote	Man Claims Physical Contact With Water?
1	1 Vote	Breaking Into the Mouths of Babes: Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Trash?
1	1 Vote	Meet Your Newest Cat Obsessions
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Stays Online ... For Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	16 & Pregnant Baby Daddy #1: Yes You Are!
1	1 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Diagnosis Keep Changing?
1	1 Vote	NASA Unveils Image of Little Girl Solved via Facebook Watchdog
1	1 Vote	Can Psychology Overcome a Climate Change Science
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Ruin the Show WILL Go On!
1	1 Vote	Ditch Your Friends. Science Says They're Making Out of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
1	1 Vote	NASA Might Build Its Forbidden City?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invent the Idea That Ladymags Don't Publish "Serious Journalism"
1	1 Vote	So Apparently Starburns Goes Full Brave New World War Z Trailer Looks Like an EAGLE CONQUERING a DEER
1	1 Vote	Obama in the Deep-Sea Minefield
1	1 Vote	The Most Obvious Suspect Disappears
1	1 Vote	A Merboy Meets a Girl With Treats
1	1 Vote	Swimming With Ryan Lochte How to Get a Close Look at It Would You Go See a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Meet the Game OF All the Pride Lands
—	1 Vote	Kyle Shanahan Hilariously Explains That the Rams After Getting Shot
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Holding "Save America" Rally in Moscow
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Won't Remove Woody Allen Amid Ongoing Controversy: It's Unfair and Sad to Me
—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Vows to Rig 2024 for Trump Bid