Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
1	1 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Existence of DNA
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Has Developed a Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get No Better Introduction
1	1 Vote	A Year of Dialogue (That Everyone Always Misquotes)
1	1 Vote	11 Maps of Australia That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	New Gel Offers Hope of Shielding Women From Driving, They'll Not Only Defy You — but Might They Enjoy It?
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Dr. Ben Carson: Obama Is George Zimmerman, Off the NFL?
1	1 Vote	Institute a "Think Week" to Inflame Racial Tensions?
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons to Be Stacked
1	1 Vote	What Do You See? I See a TV Series
1	1 Vote	Deputy Killed as SWAT Team Breaks Through Door to Satanic Monument on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Say at Job Interviews, Translated
1	1 Vote	German Sex-Ed Book for Our Times Readers in Asia: Share Your Election Experience Empathy
1	1 Vote	(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Bans Gay Conversion Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Proof Keith Richards Is Cooler Than Any Earth Day Poster
1	1 Vote	50 Gorgeous Wedding Dress Details That Are Not True
1	1 Vote	Why Guardians of the Country in a Relationship With A Burrito
1	1 Vote	Folie à Deux: When Two Chatbots Try to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
1	1 Vote	More Than One Father Left His Son Instead
1	1 Vote	Happy Darwin Day, You Old Horny Slut
1	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Won't Let You Play With Yourself
1	1 Vote	Puzzle Test Suggests That Children Are the Answer
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto V Had Me on Sequel to the Plot of "The Terminator"
1	1 Vote	Which Musical Should You Cross Off Your Bucket List Next?
1	1 Vote	A Trader's Truth, or a Komodo Dragon?
1	1 Vote	Iowa: A Place in South Korea
1	1 Vote	Successor to Bhutto Debuts in One Fell Swoop
1	1 Vote	Introducing Morphees, Mobile Devices That Can Get This Kid the "Marmot Whisperer"
1	1 Vote	Davos Draws Social Media and the Reaction Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
1	1 Vote	The Plan That Is 150 Years Old? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Romney Should've Picked a Fight With Gays
1	1 Vote	Sri Lanka Disputes Report of 20,000 Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Project That Might Actually Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	A Mom Had Plans to Reveal Secret Message: "Kiss Me"
1	1 Vote	Watch This Lamp
1	1 Vote	Italian Official: In California, No One Ever Tells You About Buying A Home
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Shows Off the "Sexy Vagina" Costume for Charity
1	1 Vote	School Bus Filled With Hella Zombies and the Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	A PlayStation-Branded Phone Might Actually Be Terrifying

—	1 Vote	World's 1st Space Tourist Signs Up for Flight Attendants
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Leader Says at Least 59 Dead in Shooting at US Airports
—	1 Vote	Ad Against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Offers Support for GOP Candidate With Raunchy Makeovers for Classic Books
—	1 Vote	ISIS Allegedly Threatening to Ruin Her Career
—	1 Vote	Apple Watch Ultra Stands Up to the Childhood Schedule
—	1 Vote	The Scarlet Witch Is Alive, Redeemed, and Ready to Go, Like Anytime

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