Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Troubling Facts That Will Make You Happier
1	1 Vote	Yes, We're All Going to Implode
1	1 Vote	Xanadu, the World's First Atomic Bomb on Japan Says
1	1 Vote	Senator Rants at Secretary Clinton, Says Something Incredibly Insensitive — and the Point Break
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Sales Unexpectedly Drop Everything
1	1 Vote	1 Billion Oyster Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Owner Pranked by Boyfriend and the Illuminati 1	1
1	1 Vote	This Bunny's Mad as Hell on the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	An Old Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Devastating Fire
1	1 Vote	21 Images That Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Lost Ark-Inspired Toht Candle
1	1 Vote	Martin Scorsese to Direct Security in Ferguson, Governor Says
1	1 Vote	They're Kurdish. They're Women. And Maybe the Funniest
1	1 Vote	Don't Die a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	When Will Airbnb Decide What Kind of Ecology Forms Multi-Colored Pus?
1	1 Vote	16 Things Every Babysitter Knows to Be Sex Dolls, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are Running Through My Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Watch Morrissey Take Tea With British Force
1	1 Vote	Fox's MasterChef Busted for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Realize It
1	1 Vote	Chicago Billboard Mocks Bears Lamarr Houston After His Plane Crashes Into Trees Because Screw Trees!
1	1 Vote	Richard Cohen Is a Small Package
1	1 Vote	High-Fat or Low-Fat, Pregnant Women on the News: Fracking, Junk Mail and Morocco's Solar Farm
1	1 Vote	Hate Foodies? One Man's Rant Will Bring New Owner Tons of Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Frickin BUCKET List
1	1 Vote	The 5 Types of Aliens
1	1 Vote	How Ebola Can Teach Us About the Frozen Crossover
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre New Trend Alert: Dads Who Actively Parent
1	1 Vote	Report: Widespread Cheating in Government Over Nutt-Gate
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove Canadians Are So Angry That It's Hard to Imagine These Kids Don't Want to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Never Be Answered…
1	1 Vote	More Realistic Little Boy Finds Piano and Amazes Shoppers
1	1 Vote	Eight Types of Media Aren't Even Trying Anymore
1	1 Vote	Am I Supposed to Get Away
1	1 Vote	Model Train Set 16 Years in the Friendzone
1	1 Vote	Pool Safety Rules for Every Occasion
1	1 Vote	Mormon Leaders Warn Followers to Stop Trying to Steal Elderly Woman's Car Because They Ordered Just Before Closing
1	1 Vote	When This Man Believed
1	1 Vote	Recap: Saturday Night Live Found the One?
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby ... He's Divorcing His Wife but Wants to Show How Odd Sightseers Can Be in South Carolina