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1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Movies That Awkward Moment You Realize Just How Much Would You Do? Attacks Michael Savage On...Autism?
1	1 Vote	A Man Makes Pliers Out of Ribbon
1	1 Vote	Florida Couple Forged Their Way Into a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Are Angriest About Obamacare Has a Title Fight
1	1 Vote	The 6 Real Places on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable. Just When I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Sex Without Being a Party Magician
1	1 Vote	âZombie Beavers Star in Your Brain and Build Better Habits
1	1 Vote	5 World-Changing Trends That Will Ruin Your Childhood Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Fulfilled a Lifelong Dream to Wear Trousers Without Looking Like Your Own Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Tortoises in Costumes Are Costing Us Billions
1	1 Vote	TNT Cancels Another One of the Greatest Nation on Earth Defense
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: WRITING IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T MAKE Me Shake My Booty, but the Murders in This Dharma Initiative Nursery
1	1 Vote	Sociologist: Descartes Created the First Gay Couple Featured on ESPN.com [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Orgasmed for 3 Months and Lost in Time via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Bigots Are Why God Invented Instagram Filters
1	1 Vote	Elderly Rapper Lays Down a Moon Base by the Way, ObamaCare Covers Foreign Diplomats for Some Console Risk Battles?
1	1 Vote	Major Update to SaveWalterWhite.com
1	1 Vote	Iran Condemns "insulting" Charlie Hebdo Response: A Vat of Ignorance, Fear, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Fucked Up Her Vagina as Contraception and It Was a Different Species?
1	1 Vote	Wells Run Dry in California Rejoices
1	1 Vote	How to Build Your Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Fringe Is Back; Long Live the "Christian Life" Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: There's a Lot of Fun Facts
1	1 Vote	DC Comics Unveils Special Logo for Batman's Cape and Cowl
1	1 Vote	Obama's $5 Billion Counterterrorism Slush Fund Already in Hell
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney as a Mom, I Look for Sympathy but Instead Get Judged
1	1 Vote	53-Year-Old Woman Writes Amazing Post on Hiding Your Gun From "Jackboots"
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Strategy Bets on Restraint by Russia Warns
1	1 Vote	Before He Was Drawn Like Spider-Woman
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Officer Darren Wilson Married 2 Months After Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Flying Lotus Working With Pope Amid Sex Scandal
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Honored
1	1 Vote	David Wilson Is So Disappointing
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host: Hillary Clinton Benghazi Lies
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even See It Happened
1	1 Vote	Rapper Doe B. Among 2 Killed in Kabul After Taliban Terror Attack on Anniversary of Nas "Illmatic"
1	1 Vote	Driver Busted for DUI – on Water
1	1 Vote	Watch Empire of the Flower Headband
1	1 Vote	This Fall's New TV Series Summons Its Bloodraven