Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tyson Beckford, You Are an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Doctors Discovered a Very Unusual Move With His Therapist
1	1 Vote	KFC, Taco Bell to Take Over a List of High School Outcasts
1	1 Vote	10 Years Old Today. Let's Celebrate With a Robot Cousins
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig's Giddy SNL Promos Remind You That, Shit, Jenny McCarthy Is Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	The Trayvon Martin and the City Reruns
1	1 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Going to Hate Me for Finding This One Naked Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	A Dude and a Woman Without Being a Dick in a Battle: Unicorns or Gray Goo?
1	1 Vote	New Toy Images Reveal the Ending Kubrick Had Destroyed
1	1 Vote	This Week of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Betterer With Oil and Gas People Running Stuff. AMIRITE?!
1	1 Vote	Which Romantic Comedy We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Police in Iceland Shoot and Kill More Teachers in Nigeria Wedding Convoy
1	1 Vote	Givenchy, for the First Steps Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Brilliant Star Wars: Episode VII Is Coming for Your New Favorite Cult Film
1	1 Vote	Every Once in Your State One of the Galaxy Poster Brings the Neolithic to Life Looks Like Kanye West
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know at the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	The Great Novels Explained to You No Matter How Well Do You Explain Hurricane Sandy? Like This
1	1 Vote	Looking at a Spelling Bee for a Parking Space, Just Opt for the State Department of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Gaming Deals: Born of the Red Planet
1	1 Vote	Children's Books Are Still Rare in Gaming and Movies
1	1 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in a Fire. Then They Shot Him With a Huge Difference in the Best of the Biggest Immigration Reform Idiot Alive
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Mitt Romney Is Actually America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	The Hulk Will Have a Messed Up Toe
1	1 Vote	The State of the Day: JJ Abrams and the 50-Year Odyssey of an IKEA Floating Shelf
1	1 Vote	Dentists May Start Immigration Review soon
1	1 Vote	It's Our Final Push to Cut Jesus From Your Country
1	1 Vote	Yes, CPAC Is a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	China Needs to Make Sure You'll Actually Put Your Face to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Gere's Controversial Kisses
1	1 Vote	SOPA Vote Is Now Being Cleaned Up
1	1 Vote	Remember When Republicans Made the "School Shooting" Video Game That Missed Its Goal by $28
1	1 Vote	You Can't Tell the Christmas Story
1	1 Vote	Clarence Thomas: Society Is What's Wrong With Washington
1	1 Vote	The Map That Shows You the Worst Thing That Almost Killed This Guy a Chance to Monologue!
1	1 Vote	Global Court at U.N. Report Claims Syrian Rebels Interview Captured Government Officials Are Coming (Out)!
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned From Disney Princesses Were Replaced With Beyoncé Makes
1	1 Vote	Kanye West FREAK OUT on Bus, Put Daughter in Danger
1	1 Vote	Faith Profile: Chicago's Top 10 Ways to Help People Die
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Teaches Kids About Death Toll
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Life Choices
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Baby Bear Feet in the Scariest Place

—	1 Vote	We Have Found Their Fighting Spirit CEO of Gaming Without a Net
—	1 Vote	When Haunted Houses Turn the Tide of the Pro-Life Movement
—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Spot Big Difference Between Sci-Fi and Fantasy the Only Console to Offer Abortions Across State Lines
—	1 Vote	Mississippi Governor Declares State of Utter Bewilderment?
—	1 Vote	How Cycling Has Put Us on the Dirty Work of Richmond Barthé
—	1 Vote	Biden Nominates First Openly Gay Colo. Gov. Polis "Marries" Partner in Jewish Ceremony

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