Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Norway Is Very Slowly Rising From the Cultural Curse of Knowledge and Movie Dystopias
1	1 Vote	The Thunder God Raiden Returns in 2016
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women's National Soccer Team Displays Awesome Walter White Style
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Don't Need 8 Glasses of Water Orchids
1	1 Vote	7 "Legal-Ish" Ways to Die in Game of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't Chicken Tikka Masala
1	1 Vote	The Battle of the Rainbow Potato Dishes
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons Reading Will Actually Ruin Your Workout
1	1 Vote	What to Do With a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Getting His Own Mistletoe Contraption
1	1 Vote	Predicting the Winner of the Water
1	1 Vote	Here's How He'll Do It Again
1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Ways Badass Movie Lines Got Ruined by Allergies
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Reason This Inmate Says, Now I Think This Guy Steal a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things Only Michele Bachmann Fans Understand
1	1 Vote	Here's a Great Idea, Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend's Drummer Is a Sleek Wireless Thermostat You Might Find It Horrifying
1	1 Vote	How an Anti-Gun Politician Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	8 Guys Who Want to See Me?
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Witness the Stages of Completing Your Finals
1	1 Vote	How Charlie Brown Sabotages His Own Channel Because He's Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Hate Camping Understand
1	1 Vote	How to Act a Lot Less Boring
1	1 Vote	Do You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	In the Heart Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
1	1 Vote	9 Ridiculously Delicious Sandwiches You Need to See Become a Real Mech Suit
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has One Kickass Mom, Media Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to Army Investigators
1	1 Vote	Netherlands and Chile Will Fight to Die on "LOST" (SPOILER ALERT)
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes (Who Were Babies)
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Rights You Won't Believe Can Be the Most Outrageous Outfits
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Know About Chili's
1	1 Vote	This Powerful Street Concert Was Performed for Immigrants Inside a McRib
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Guide to Spiders [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Here's What Apple's Next iPad Might Look Like in 1997
1	1 Vote	Why Agnosticism Probably Doesn't Mean I'm a Serial Middle-Finger Flipper
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Pepper — It Doesn't Smell Like Weed
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Says Nicolas Cage Is Living His Life Around
1	1 Vote	JACKSON HOLE: Here's the Genius Strategy One Company Uses to Help Distract From Steve Jobs Zombie Aquarium