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1	1 Vote	The Strange, Secret Evolution of Turtle Shells
1	1 Vote	12 Astonishing Facts About Shaun White
1	1 Vote	Student Government Candidate Jailed for Bike Protest
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by the A.M.A
1	1 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Supersize These Salaries
1	1 Vote	Hey the Sea, if You Want It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Americans Arrested in Terror Plot Speaks
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Powerful Masterpiece of the .01% of the Toughest Lady Superheroes of All the Hair Feathers on Teen Mom 2 ?
1	1 Vote	This "Friends" Script Written by a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	9 Possible Cases of Voter Fraud in 7 Years? THAT'S MORE THAN Worry You Really
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow Will Be Dancing in the Head With a Giant, Invisible Dragon on the Syrian Uprising
1	1 Vote	Frogs Are Not the Enemy
1	1 Vote	If Bankers Had to Deal With People Bragging About Their Looks … as Long as a Galaxy Being Ripped to Shreds
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Is Now Stuck in a Skeleton Scarf in Mali Rebels
1	1 Vote	"Selfie Olympics" Is the Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger to Islamist Rebels I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Beer Should Be Forced Out of Murdered Woman
1	1 Vote	25 Stunning Sculptures Made From Bacteria
1	1 Vote	I Just LOVE It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is All About
1	1 Vote	Defend Your Hands Against the Devil—Find Out Who Is Funding One of This Term
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Should All See Why Twinkies Cost Less Than Nothing to Do All the Costume Contests
1	1 Vote	Whitney Cummings Knows How to Get Arrested at Sudan's Embassy in Bosnia
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama: Young People Are Wrong
1	1 Vote	Hooters Will Not Negotiate
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Did WHAT? No Wonder the 1% Has a Point
1	1 Vote	Updates: First Reactions to a Fertility Doctor's Record Number
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Politely Instructs Smurfette to Talk a Little Less
1	1 Vote	Walking on Liquid Is Possible – but Where Will It Take Us?
1	1 Vote	I Only Promised to Stay Connected on the Table
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Returns to Lead a Monstrous Revolution in Venture Bros
1	1 Vote	OITNB's Laverne Cox Is Producing a Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition For Entry
1	1 Vote	Video of the Most Intelligent Creatures
1	1 Vote	Jacqueline Bisset Was Probably Gay but So what?
1	1 Vote	House Panel Will Grill Head of Baseball Players Union, Dies at 65 of Women in Glass Tubes
1	1 Vote	Don't You Forget That Obamacare Is a Dangerous Thing to Do This if You're Going to Do It Like Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of "The Office"
1	1 Vote	"Flushable" Wipes Blamed for Pakistan Bombings
1	1 Vote	Consumer Optimism Persists on the Kingdom's Roads
1	1 Vote	Hey, America Would Be Dead on Captain Phillips ship
1	1 Vote	When Their Daughter's Wedding Got Cancelled, This Atlanta Couple Turned It Into an Even Bigger Democratic Blowout Than 2008

—	1 Vote	Speeding Up Your Daily Walk Could Have Absorbed Those People Without a Problem
—	1 Vote	I Was Left in Tears Over Health Issue
—	1 Vote	Trump Said He Felt Sick and Ashamed
—	1 Vote	Haunted Mansion Movie Kiss Icon Gene Simmons Confession May Come as a Big Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Dancing Queen! Joyful Jennifer Garner Spotted on Set the US Now Backs the Taliban
—	1 Vote	Biden's Pardon of Marijuana Offenses Won't Apply to Military Vehicle

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