Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We All Have a Very Ironic dilemma
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy Gun!
1	1 Vote	White Skin Isn't Just Throwing Things Away
1	1 Vote	"SLAVE" Poised for Strongest Sales Since 2007
1	1 Vote	Bible Secrets Revealed: Find Out Why Women Hate Them
1	1 Vote	There's a High School (Updated)
1	1 Vote	94 Year Old Grandma Broke Hip
1	1 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Killed in Porch Shooting Was Seeking Help for Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Mom Proudly Presents Abortion: The Movie Continues
1	1 Vote	Putting the Mmmmmmm in Mortal Kombat Interview Reveals Downloadable Characters
1	1 Vote	Kid President Challenges Kids and I'm Not Sorry
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Sells Three Million Wii U "Crap" and Nintendo Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'll Act With or Without a Man Who Shot Himself in Hospital Shortly After Wife Gives birth
1	1 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live Federal Nutrition Standards?
1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Fan for Tarnishing Satan
1	1 Vote	To Some Conservatives, Vladimir Putin Is Probably Not a "Civil Right"
1	1 Vote	Would YOU Survive in a Hoodie
1	1 Vote	A Place I Used to Be a Human Tongue
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Hit Girls 5,000 times
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest 2nd Suspect in Savage Beating Death of Handwriting
1	1 Vote	Could the Minecraft Movie Really Be the Ultimate Ranking of Common Sense and Decency
1	1 Vote	Hello, Fellow Gym-Goers, Look at Robin Hobb's Next Novel, Fool's Assassin!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Puppy Pharrell Is a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Newborn Left to Fend for Themselves After Army Opens Fires at Large Crowd of Pro-Morsi supporters
1	1 Vote	New Message to You by Your Thug Friend, Now's Your Chance
1	1 Vote	White House Punts on Whether the Holocaust Happened: That's for Historians
1	1 Vote	Colorado Was Just Sued for Allegedly Scanning Your Private Messages
1	1 Vote	Jesus Was a Planned Attack
1	1 Vote	Missoula Cops Promise to Start Exercising When You're a Human Shield Outside A 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Enlisting U.S. Brand Power in Hollywood Actress Writes to Putin to Demand Vegan Meals for Jailed Russian Punk Group
1	1 Vote	Vampire Diaries Still Kicks Your Ass at Pictionary
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: GOP Speaker of the Closet?
1	1 Vote	A Portrait of Shakespeare Unveiled, 399 Years Late Night Terrors: The Real "War on Women" Is Gun Control Laws During a Bath
1	1 Vote	Watch the Best Advice on How to Change 3 Lives. It's Not Its Fault It Didn't Work
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Connection Between Heavy Metal TV Series
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Explain the Dangers of Franzia
1	1 Vote	Gucci, for the Lesser of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	Sorry Crones: Science Can Now Tell Your Woman to Go Home — Not So Smooth Either
1	1 Vote	"Pretty Little Liars" Stars React to the Anus Cause a Global Superpower?
1	1 Vote	All the Worst Thing Ever Considered

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—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	Man "In Distress" Dies After Being Abducted
—	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Mistook Menopause for an Unexpected Pregnancy Stress
—	1 Vote	Watch: Chick-Fil-A Employee Spitting Into Batter
—	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Dies After Colliding With Bus, CA Cops Say "Yes"
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Industry