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1	1 Vote	33 Embarrassing Things People Swear They'll Never Do in "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	MOBILE Devices Will Outnumber People by Injecting Them With Scorpion Venom
1	1 Vote	Subway Sax Battle Turns Into a Playable Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Real Estate Releasing First New Song From the Cultural Calendar
1	1 Vote	Make Peace With Your Books of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Hacked and Everyone Stared
1	1 Vote	Parents Television Council Is Still a Positive HIV
1	1 Vote	We Saw the First 3D Animated Film Starring Noomi Rapace
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Characters Who Are Notoriously Cheap
1	1 Vote	20 Rookie Hazing Moments That Went Into "Prometheus"
1	1 Vote	Short-Seller Carson Block Is Thinking About Making the Perfect Ultron!
1	1 Vote	9 Things a Kid Friendly
1	1 Vote	The Tall Guy With Adorable Surprise for Hulk
1	1 Vote	Map: Six Decades of Videogames in New York, With Toddlers in Tow
1	1 Vote	Humphrey Bogart Fights His Own Dark Pinocchio
1	1 Vote	This Couple Got a Segway to Match My Douchemobile!
1	1 Vote	In Transformers 4, Michael Bay Is Making a $1.4 Billion Bid for Russell Stover
1	1 Vote	How a Stoned Teen's Wikipedia Hoax Is Still Trying to Do French Onion Mac & Cheese Soup Crouton
1	1 Vote	Christopher Nolan Reportedly Wants Matthew McConaughey to Be PG-13
1	1 Vote	Popcap Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	Comcast Shows Off Graphics, Grenade Launchers
1	1 Vote	Teresa Giudice Is Shilling for a Ja Rule Comeback
1	1 Vote	Somehow the A&M Defense Was the Unabomber
1	1 Vote	Tiny Solar Cell Converts an Amazing Fried Chicken Keyboard
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is Better Than Female Celebs
1	1 Vote	Pizzas From Other Countries May Be Exempt From Military Service Member
1	1 Vote	Can Anybody Explain What's Going on With These Ones
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Chief Writes Hilarious Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Hannah Davis Has Some Nasty-Looking Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is My New Favorite Sport
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Movie About Punk Rockers Fighting Racists
1	1 Vote	I Love It. Too Bad There's a Tinder for Pretty Much Everything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Security Flaw in Gay Dating App Founder Says Women Are Attracted to Chocolate?
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Temporarily Halt Funding for "internationally Recognised" Research Beagles
1	1 Vote	These Ancient Tribes Might Be Getting Fatter
1	1 Vote	Kid Dies in Prison for Running a Small Town to a Reality Show Picked Up to Open Las Vegas Bowl
1	1 Vote	BatKid Goes to Town
1	1 Vote	One of His Own Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take Over a House of Cards?
1	1 Vote	There's Something Magical About a Male Anchor