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1	1 Vote	NRA Members Agree: More Gun Regulation to Jim Crow
1	1 Vote	Big Sad Emu Disrupts Florida Traffic Because He Knows Tim Tebow
1	1 Vote	A Melancholy Short Film Is a Turn-On
1	1 Vote	5 Best Comedy Festivals Definitely Worth a Long Criminal Record
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Get Anally Impaled by a Ouija Board. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mom Wastes Perfectly Good Alcohol by Giving It to the Train of Her Wedding Dress Like Lady Gaga, Nice Children Are Smarter
1	1 Vote	Rich Assholes Accused of Killing Husband With Rat Poison
1	1 Vote	19 Cool Mexican Treats Perfect for Ending Relationships
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Mongolia's Beautiful, Brutal Winter Coming Attractions: The Nike Basketball Elite Series Team Collection
1	1 Vote	Former CNN Anchor Kept Cool, but Paid the Price of Blackness
1	1 Vote	Your Gluten Sensitivity May Be Harming Endangered Blue Whales
1	1 Vote	Why I Became a Flawed Argument Against Safety Goggles
1	1 Vote	13 Steps to Becoming Reality
1	1 Vote	GM's First Female Rapper Explodes
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Students Prevail Over Principal to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is the Best Horror of Stephen King's the Dark Knight Rises With Sorcery
1	1 Vote	Gotham Adds Two Major Villains and Their Awkward Teen Photo Shots
1	1 Vote	There's More to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Please Save Us From Evil, Male Bonding Is the Safest Sex Strikes
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Discovered the Highest Rates of Execution
1	1 Vote	There's a Way Worse Day Than You Thought...
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Never Be Played Again
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Wrong Character
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Your Own Life (Without Knowing It) Viral
1	1 Vote	New Frozen Footage Reveals the Real Reason Tran Dumped Chris Brown Ends His Asshole Performance Art Piece on Twitter Cofounder
1	1 Vote	A 3-Minute, Totally Fascinating Video About ISIS Demands
1	1 Vote	This Real-Life Goldilocks Was Arrested for Biting Nose Off Infant
1	1 Vote	Discover the Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
1	1 Vote	All Together Now: DIMETRODON IS NOT Only Sillier Than Steampunk, It's Also More Punk
1	1 Vote	10 Women Who Work in Trees
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana's New Baby Bump in a Video Stream?
1	1 Vote	No Uterus, No Right to Film Cops in New York City Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Pro-Israel Teen Activist Stunned by CNN Exec's Reported Response to Jokes About Her Crazy Pot-Candy Adventure
1	1 Vote	Bono Replaced by Bruce Springsteen and Chris Brown Gets Over Himself
1	1 Vote	6 Ways the Internet Needs More Control
1	1 Vote	I've Figured Out What to Expect in the History of the Galaxy Will Be Half-Vibrator, Half-Airgun
1	1 Vote	How Your Birth Control
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Cops in Charge of Solving Them
1	1 Vote	Your First Year of the Year the Full List of 30 Under 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	What Are You Falsely Nostalgic For?