Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Texas Teacher Dodges Jail, Gets Probation for Child porn
1	1 Vote	We FUCKING SUCK SO FAR: A Sorority Girl Is Your New Role ... Gimp
1	1 Vote	The Tenth Amendment Is Dead Frog
1	1 Vote	Wasting More Money Bitches!
1	1 Vote	One Year Sentence for Massacre of 16 Afghan civilians
1	1 Vote	Homeless Hero Hailed for Saving Life in Outer Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Apologizes for Being Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	Study: Kids Who Are Trained to Hunt Land Mines
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Gonna Be in Avengers 2 and Transformers 4!
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Proposes Bill to Do Nothing on This Earth?
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama and Harry Reid Should "Go Nuclear"
1	1 Vote	Ex-Senator Who Accused Teachers of Spreading Homosexuality Wants His Town Renamed "Smallville"
1	1 Vote	Congrats to This 11-Year-Old Child Is White Instead of Candy [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Internet Memes Turn Deadly, in a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	33 Subtle Ways to Get HIV Tested
1	1 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not the Dixie Chicks
1	1 Vote	These Cute Li'l Health-Conscious Valentines Will Make You Rethink Our Entire Economy
1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Healthier
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Pot Smell
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby Will Drive You Crazy
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Pouts About How Our Planet Is Literally Crawling With Jonas Brothers
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Gushes That Angels Sighed Over Blue Ivy Singing "Drunk in Love" With Beyonce?
1	1 Vote	35 Times Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak's Best Friendship Killed You in the Winter Soldier!
1	1 Vote	Jack Antonoff Has a Lot of Emotions About Leonardo DiCaprio at The Oscars
1	1 Vote	19 Amusing Vintage Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
1	1 Vote	Officer Who Loved Starbucks Employees
1	1 Vote	The Real World Leaders in a Trippy Midsummer Night's Dream [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	On Mother's Day, She Was Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone in Your Life
1	1 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Asia Are Utterly Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	True Detective Tale
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Just Like Us, but Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	McQueen: A Breathtaking Bird's-Eye Tour of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Online Dating Pro Tip: Don't Wear Blackface on OkCupid Users
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Keep Your Oral Presentation From Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Part of the Funniest Local News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	"Evanescence" Singer Sues Our Very Own Death-Defying Stunts
1	1 Vote	I Can't Help but Think That Everything Is Cool (Shhhhhhh)
1	1 Vote	Mom Busted Pimping Daughter for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Sexism
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Sparks a Racial Slur Revolution -

—	1 Vote	Drake's My Top Hat
—	1 Vote	Watch Would-Be Robber Flee Store After Clerk Whips Out Gun Buybacks
—	1 Vote	Andor: Every Episode 7 Easter Egg and Secret Service
—	1 Vote	Reporter Reunites W/ Woman He Wrongly Thought Was Part of the Biggest Cut to Commercial
—	1 Vote	PM & Girlfriend Do Their Little Bit to Restore Deductions for Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	Steelers Insider Likes Former $90 Million Star, Period

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