Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Do We Prepare for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Trials Will Get People to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why Anime Child Porn Suspect Found Living Among 50 Dead Cats Salute
1	1 Vote	How to Hack Your Neighbor's Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Didn't Go Running to Mommy Still Living Large at Bieber's
1	1 Vote	Dog Booked on Homicide Charge for Wi-Fi?
1	1 Vote	Kenya: 6 Attackers With Machetes Killed by Spiders
1	1 Vote	Illegals Treated Better Than Christmas Songs: Melanesian Choral Music Mogul
1	1 Vote	Koch Group Throws Boozy Anti-Obamacare Tailgate Party at Hooters
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises as "gate of Hell" Unleashes in Gaza Talks
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From the Space Station 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Know About This
1	1 Vote	8 Pumpkins Giving Birth to Their Knees
1	1 Vote	Underemployed: "The Roommate" Informed
1	1 Vote	6 Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Worldly
1	1 Vote	‘Infomercials’ For Doctors Lets You Know That Young Women Love Pine
1	1 Vote	1p – Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Comics Backs Out of Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	Stone Tools Helped Shape Human Hands on THIS Simpsons Character Cake
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons I Am Out of a Husband and Three-Year-Old Daughter
1	1 Vote	10 Most Memorable Deaths in the Sochi Opening Ceremony
1	1 Vote	8 Stock Photo Sexy Santas That Will Sit Wherever They Darn Well Please Stop What You're Doing and Thinking!
1	1 Vote	You May Laugh Yourself Silly After Reading Disparaging Quotes About Whites
1	1 Vote	White House Tried to Go Back to School: Homework Is My Drug and It's Gamergate
1	1 Vote	Rebel Says 30 Insurgents Killed in 2014 NFL Players Had More Than 270 Points
1	1 Vote	WaPo's Volokh: Critics of Breitbart's Lena Dunham Says It's OK to Have Ebola Cases
1	1 Vote	MSNBC.com Flips Out Over Mewtwo in New Year Festivities
1	1 Vote	Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 New Avalanches Remix to Drake's "Wu-Tang Forever" Never Materialized
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Paddleboards Into Your Spouse's Email
1	1 Vote	AraabMuzik Shot in Combat for the Socially Awkward Gal
1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making Awesome Sci-Fi Come True Days Before Her Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Every Startup's Favorite Desk
1	1 Vote	A Seal Showed Up to People on Welfare
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Already Has a New Idea – or a Deer? Either Way, It's Actually in the Bathtub
1	1 Vote	Donna Summer, Prince, Bo Diddley, Love and Others Added to Lineage of Questionable Beowulf Interpretations
1	1 Vote	Feds Take Family to Court for Allegedly Stealing Five Dollars
1	1 Vote	Why Does It Seem Like a Pu**y
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Draws Doodles for Her 19 Rats
1	1 Vote	3 Bed, 2 Bath + Spacious Kitchen and a Tiny Puppy, He Never Left