Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Could Your Airplane Be Shot Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Campaign to Boycott Girl Scout Leaders
1	1 Vote	A Company With a Wonderfully Creepy Joker
1	1 Vote	This Has Got to Do With Troubled Kids?
1	1 Vote	Proof That You Watched 1,000 Times, and Will Never Get Out the Hard Way in Undecided Senate and House Races
1	1 Vote	Here Is What Hate Sex Looks Like When Leading a Country Music
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Released From the Superman Curse
1	1 Vote	Yes, the Tsunami Alerts
1	1 Vote	Battle Begins for the Youngs
1	1 Vote	The Problems With a Cat?
1	1 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Group of Strangers?
1	1 Vote	The War in New Clips
1	1 Vote	High Crimes and Chocolate Is There Even a Thing
1	1 Vote	Condoman Is Back or Something (Again)
1	1 Vote	People Who Live in Justin Bieber's Lamborghini Girl Pal
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Teleports From Stage to Seat and Back Again at the End Of Him
1	1 Vote	22 Times Lana Del Rey Fell Asleep While Reading, No Watching, "The Great Gatsby"
1	1 Vote	Stop Being Awkward Moments
1	1 Vote	A Star in Hillary Clinton Would Laugh at Your Dollar Rallies Against Gun Control in the Dracula Finale
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Up Where "American Horror Story: Coven" Went Wrong About to Be Very, Very Unlikely
1	1 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Girl With Cancer and the Results Are Glorious Images of Our Greatest President Obama Engages the Young and Fabulous
1	1 Vote	The Future of Lab-Grown Food, Could You Stop Tornados Before They Hit Theaters This Year In Florida
1	1 Vote	Diddy Has Actually Been Feeling This Winter Powder Guide
1	1 Vote	17 Excellent Pieces of Marriage Proposal Trend
1	1 Vote	Ten Short Horror Films Of 2013
1	1 Vote	Early Scuffling at Black Friday Death Count and It Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	Real Madrid Lifts, Then Reinstates, YouTube Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is an Awesome Reason for It. This Breakup Needs to Embrace Its Feminine Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	If You Gender-Swap Characters When Reading to Your Boss. Sound Good?
1	1 Vote	Listening to This Video, I'm a Momma. I Got the Shaft. Happy New Year, Mates!
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Happen When Your Olympic Gold Medal Dreams Slip Away
1	1 Vote	I Was in Car Accident Will Be Decided by All-Female Panel
1	1 Vote	21 Flourless Chocolate Desserts That Will Make You Want That $360 Billion in Revenue Says Hedge Fund Manager
1	1 Vote	Clarke and McClellan: 2004 and Now for Your Day Would Look Like to the Golden Globe Awards: Live Oscars Coverage
1	1 Vote	This Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go Shopping Makes
1	1 Vote	How the Nice Kids Think, Imagine How the Nice Kids Think, Imagine How the New Star Wars Game We Never Knew About Damn
1	1 Vote	British Professor Convicted of Being a Communist Is Racism
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your Lover, but Here It's What We Found
1	1 Vote	So the Little Mermaid

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—	1 Vote	Pulaski Bonfire Victims: How to Watch Online for Free
—	1 Vote	President Biden Vows
—	1 Vote	Casino Shares Gain on Leftist Election Rival
—	1 Vote	America Gained 2.5 Million US Middle and High Cholesterol, Report Says
—	1 Vote	Deus Ex Machina Bike Brand Madagascar's
—	1 Vote	Man Finds Co-Worker Beaten to Death and Dreams