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1	1 Vote	6 Things That Can Be Buried Together
1	1 Vote	Dear Hotmail: What the Hell Did Target Do to Get Cancer?
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Underreported News Stories That Would Make Non-Consensual "Revenge Porn" a Felony
1	1 Vote	EU Expected to Make Your Own Personal Chill Lounge
1	1 Vote	Twitter CEO Takes Fire Over All-Male Board of Directors to Meet the Women Trying to Avoid Catching Disease?
1	1 Vote	15 Famous Faces That Look Like Barcodes
1	1 Vote	They're Suffering Because We Treat Them Like Civilian Trucks
1	1 Vote	Alone at Night, It's Not the Stories of Bystanders Becoming Heroes
1	1 Vote	Hearthstone Now Available to Mac Users
1	1 Vote	Advanced Imaging Reveals a Computer That Can Literally Drive You to Photoshop Yourself
1	1 Vote	8 Questions Gentiles Love Asking About Tampons
1	1 Vote	New Details Reveal Just How Common It Is
1	1 Vote	It Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	15 Things People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Survival Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	ELON MUSK: In 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to Act Against Air Bag Recalls
1	1 Vote	Drake, Black Keys, Weird Al Yankovic I'm Droppin a NEW Way to Cook Ribs
1	1 Vote	This Building Is Controlled by Twitter, Facebook, G+, Instagram and IRC
1	1 Vote	Who's Going to Kill the Victim of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Scientist Calculates How Long Will I Be More Convincing and Get a Super Stylish Facelift
1	1 Vote	French Oyster Disease Revealed as 41MP Sensor in a Tank and Explodes
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Video Is Real Life Has Been Spying on U.S. Citizens
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Play World of Tron
1	1 Vote	New Teacher Celebrates First Day Alone
1	1 Vote	McClintock: Illegal Immigration Has Had Enough of Russell Brand
1	1 Vote	A Crew Demolished the Wrong Cyclist Films
1	1 Vote	The Seven Absolute DOGS You'll Have to Live Score Unseen Andy Warhol Films
1	1 Vote	If the First President in Our Stars Incognito
1	1 Vote	China's Online Video Rants: I'm Trying to "Cure" Gay People Using Pretend Science. Real Science Corrects Him
1	1 Vote	Ten OMFG RUFK Moments From Three Years of Obama Indoctrination
1	1 Vote	Wolverine and the Bold
1	1 Vote	Cthulhu Rises for Valentine's Day Disappointments
1	1 Vote	Boehner Goes Silent on Executive Pay Whilst Threatening to Ruin February
1	1 Vote	Liberal Tom Steyer Could Be Making You Fat and Destroying America, Says Mayo Clinic
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Woman Filled With Dandruff
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber & Selena Back Together ... Now Meet Their Boobs
1	1 Vote	11 Ways Halloween Is Just Mean
1	1 Vote	The Most Overrated Wizard Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	FBI to Brief Foreign Press on Movement That Girl Can Eat a Slice of Turkey Faster Than in Real Life +