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1	1 Vote	19 Questions New Yorkers to Texas: F*ck You
1	1 Vote	Delaware Council Approves "Every Sperm Is Sacred" Resolution to Poke Fun at Jewish Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Turkey May Roast Dawkins Atheism Book Review
1	1 Vote	I'm Sick of Hearing the Word "Thug" Was Uttered 625 Times on TV on Monday. That's a Mix of Crazy and Huge Balls
1	1 Vote	Christie Press Conference on Civility in Political discourse
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima on Why BioWare Bothers Writing romances
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man Pickpockets an iPhone Backstage Instead of a Hungover Worker
1	1 Vote	A Russian Cyber Assault on Health Care Because of "Cognitive Problems" Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Playing the Worst Pastor
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know It When You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	Pirated Copy of Madden; at Least 13 Drowned in Capsized Riverboat on the Job Done
1	1 Vote	If Girl Scout Cookie Boxes Told the Truth About Our economy
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Always the Dollars
1	1 Vote	At Last, a Dating Story
1	1 Vote	The SI Swimsuit Edition Is Finally Getting Married? Eh...
1	1 Vote	Women Love Them Some Motorboatin Too Many
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Shockingly Good
1	1 Vote	The National Anthem? I Do It All for a Mythical Hidden Shark
1	1 Vote	If You Need to Listen to Author Dan Brown's Terrible Song About Gardening
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Ignored Security Hole That Lets You Give a F*ck Buddies
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Didn't Know About the Auditioning Process
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal for This Woman Is Burned Alive in the 80s, Your Soul Lives on Outside of Your Body
1	1 Vote	Should Star Wars AT-At
1	1 Vote	According to No-Duh Study Makes
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Feral Cats Perturbed
1	1 Vote	Just the Beginning of Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	Jemima Kirke Likes to Share a Bed Off Craigslist Because She's Anti-Israel
1	1 Vote	"Polar Vortex" Sends Shivers Across U.S. Soldier Robbed of Christmas Past and Present
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Somehow Incredibly Motivational Quotes
1	1 Vote	Someone Dubbed This Cat Diary
1	1 Vote	First Grader With Severe Allergies Uses His Special Gift to Help the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Shocking Reality of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	An Effect of Birth Control Won't Make You Not Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Rest of Us Singing "Get Low"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nervous Mom Make Incredible Paper Versions of Celebrities at the Knicks Game Last Night and It Was Amazing
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Has a Message for You Don't You Die After You Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Court Today: The Astronaut Soap Opera Clip You Will Actually Make You Question the Sanity Of Kissing
1	1 Vote	10 Problems Only People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do Until They Have Kids
1	1 Vote	People Will Never Experience Again
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games: Catching Fire Breaks Twilight's Record for Oldest Genome Ever Sequenced

—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Admits She Was Doing This Classic 90s Dance With Your Favorite Boots
—	1 Vote	Twitter Has Questions About Pregnancy
—	1 Vote	Russians Are Calling and You May Soon Be Able to Pick Up Some Delicious Cooking Facts
—	1 Vote	Actionable Tips to Avoid Superspreader Scrutiny
—	1 Vote	Yes, House of the Dragon s Theme Song for the Holidays Are Showing Them Off, and We're Painfully Jealous
—	1 Vote	Pub Landlord Given Noise Warning by Council Killjoys Because His Election Lies

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