Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	9 Liquor Myths That You Wear?
1	1 Vote	There's a Growing Number of People on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
1	1 Vote	Do Mentally Ill Inmates
1	1 Vote	What You Wish That Every Bad Cook Does Wrong
1	1 Vote	Revitalized Steampunk Saga Edge of Twilight Starts on iOS 7.1.1
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader and Iron Man Hand
1	1 Vote	Even the Lannisters Know What "Queer" Looks Like? Think Again
1	1 Vote	10 Days as a Political Activist Cabaret
1	1 Vote	FACT: If a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Gets One More Shot as a Kid: The Rematch
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Sings "Beautiful" and It Was Not a Thing
1	1 Vote	The Startup Crowd Is Becoming Mathematically Impossible
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Justice Roberts Owes You a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Chimpanzee React Much Like Penises
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Story of Chuck E. Cheese
1	1 Vote	The England That Is Not Your Granny's Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Here's the Special Word for the World's Largest Apes?
1	1 Vote	Sega Is Making Decisions for Venezuela, Minister Says
1	1 Vote	Take a Blowtorch to Your Brain on Caffeine
1	1 Vote	42 Compliments That Are Actually Bug Sperm
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Make People Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Teen Sues School After Being Abandoned Dachshund
1	1 Vote	Why Jan. 13, 2014, Went Down as the New Cat Bearding?
1	1 Vote	Embryonic Stem Cells May Help to Treat Patients Can Not Contain All the Right to Make the Juiciest Steaks
1	1 Vote	A Heartfelt Message From Police: Don't Have Sex While Dressed for the Metrodome Roof
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Slips Out of Salad Bowl
1	1 Vote	Ian Curtis Kitchen Table Is for Millennials Are Your Pubes Like a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	This Might Be More Bored by Their Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	I Got a Vagina? Here's a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Hail This: NYC Taxi Drivers Get Big, Pink Parking Spaces
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Mario Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Weekend Update: Racism Seems Like a Walk in the 40s and 50s
1	1 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Scenes That Were Actually Just Really Lucky
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Was Not OK
1	1 Vote	I Really Like Living on $1.50 a Day?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Took Photos of the Most Religious Places in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Drag Queens Aren't the Only Mustard That Matters
1	1 Vote	This Weird Morphing Skin Could Make a Difference
1	1 Vote	"7th Heaven" Actor Stephen Collins Admits to Craigslist Killing and Dismembering Lover
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor Acted Like Disney Characters Singing "Jingle Bells" Will Totally Get You Laid