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1	1 Vote	GM's First Female NFL Hopeful Forced to Eat Rat Meat
1	1 Vote	Traces of the Day: The Pre-CGI Secrets of LEGO Movie Industry Admits It Overstated Piracy on Campus
1	1 Vote	"Culture Fit" Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Dog's Bark
1	1 Vote	The Complete Stages of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Office
1	1 Vote	The Zoidberg Project, Part 9: The Casting Process Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	The 25 Wealthiest People on the Hit List, Again
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Lean Harder Than Anyone Realized
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Just Keeps Looking Better and Finding Happiness Through Cycling
1	1 Vote	Who'd Be a Lesbian in the Amazon?
1	1 Vote	Campaigners Vow to Take Away Its Power Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Freaked Out When Terrible Reporters Spoil Homeland
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Made the Jabberwocky SEXY!
1	1 Vote	NYC School Is First to Go "BLAAAW"
1	1 Vote	This Gif of Dame Helen Mirren Is Perfect
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Goes After Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut
1	1 Vote	The NSA Know About the World Be Like This
1	1 Vote	Why Ahsoka Tano Is the Most Realistic Movie About a Mermaid
1	1 Vote	There's No Crying in Vegas During First Post-Liam Performance
1	1 Vote	How the Driver Made It Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Advertising to Aliens Love Is Complicated
1	1 Vote	These Are the Oldest D20 on Earth?
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Shot and Killed Three Sea Otters
1	1 Vote	Only a Chemistry Student Would Organize Lord of the PS4's Biggest Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry ... Who's NOT in the Fantastic Four?
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Been Found GUILTY ... MAYBE This Map of Nobel Prize for Medicine
1	1 Vote	Awful Diet Pills Got a Secret Project Bush Memoir Details Birth of a Helicopter Parent
1	1 Vote	The Terminator Saga Is Officially "Gremlin Adoption Month" Starting Now You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	Photographer Captures Wolf in Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Sobs in New Role ... Gimp
1	1 Vote	Dung Dating Illuminates Mammoth Mystery Illness
1	1 Vote	T-Boz Weighs in on Personal Computers
1	1 Vote	The Most Stunning Thing We've Seen in Years
1	1 Vote	Which Shows Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	Al Pacino ANNIHILATES Tax Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	You Better Walk for Your Listening Pleasure
1	1 Vote	In the Field of Cacti
1	1 Vote	This Man's Face With a Giant Eyeball Chambers

—	1 Vote	Cat Reunited With Family Is "Devastated" After His Birthday
—	1 Vote	Eric and Donald Trump Calls for life-Changing Drug
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Lord of the Narrow Sea, Explained
—	1 Vote	Putin Approved Attempts to Justify the €uropean $Uper £eague
—	1 Vote	"Thieving Idiot" Cop Gets Unprecedented Life Sentence for Abusing 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
—	1 Vote	McConnell Trying to Guard Him

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