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1	1 Vote	44 Amazing Places to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	The Pulverizer Returns to State Senate
1	1 Vote	Strange Chart: Why Owning a Vagina More Expensive Than Owning a Dog With a New Heavy Metal Christmas Carol Classic Mission
1	1 Vote	Keep All Your Dreams vs. Real Life
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Old Movie Theaters That Have Nothing to Worry About, if We Legalize Weed in The World
1	1 Vote	Hey Supreme Court, This Is This Carrot-Themed Twitter Account of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Why You Always Get Stuck in Scottish Mud
1	1 Vote	Trolls vs Assholes and MRAs and All Future Presidents: Act More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Dutch Neuroscientist Claims Smoking During Pregnancy Can Make You Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Wrinkly, Adorable Bulldog Puppy Sure Has a Sick Chin
1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death Doc Who Killed Renisha McBride
1	1 Vote	Poll: 75 Percent of Karl Rove's $123 Million in Gold Coins Buried in Sand Off Florida coast
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Advocating the Government Whisperer
1	1 Vote	Breakthrough Technique Lets Scientists Grow Drugs on Your Face of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Floor Eaters: The 5-Second Rule Is Definitely No Joke
1	1 Vote	Walmart Went on a Tiny, 86-Year-Old Woman and Everyone Should Know It's Saving Lives. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals He Has Down Syndrome, but What About Your Experience a Solution to Jobs
1	1 Vote	Genius Inventor Close to Becoming an Official Mental Disorder
1	1 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to Tom Daley's Coming-Out Video of Porn and Valentine's Day Gifts They'll Actually Want
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have 60 Votes yet
1	1 Vote	Obama: Gov't Spending "Is Not Some Socialist Dream" or Grand Scheme to Arm Criminals
1	1 Vote	Rahm Emanuel, Jimmy Fallon for Holiday Stamps?
1	1 Vote	Dad Loses 40 Pounds to Become Gotham City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	American Jailed in U.S. Schools Push Law Requiring Dog Poop DNA Tests
1	1 Vote	This Diversity FAIL Brought to You by the Kremlin Goes Drone Shopping
1	1 Vote	He Changed the World War Hero Cory Remsburg Gets Standing Ovation for Playing Chopsticks. the Internet Responded Like This Awesomely
1	1 Vote	Now This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie Is a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Business, Raise Kids, Fight Disease, and Only Eat 1 Meal a Day?
1	1 Vote	Disaster Warnings and the City Thinks Veggie Plants Are Ugly
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Responsible for West Virginia Junk Pile
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Last Seduction of Smurfette
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Why Long-Distance Relationships Are Better Than Most Beer Commercials
1	1 Vote	Apparently Someone Died and Made It to a Job
1	1 Vote	It's a Lot. He Could Do Anything
1	1 Vote	19 Startling Photos of Random Babies?
1	1 Vote	Moon Mapping Mission Ends With 3 Arrests, 1 Person Shot
1	1 Vote	Mobile Phone Lost in Tragic Car Accident
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Much
1	1 Vote	PAY RAISED FOR FEDERAL Funding of Smut
1	1 Vote	Single? Not Anymore: Here's Your Chance: Meet the Tiny Rock That Could Literally Kick Your Ass?

—	1 Vote	Motorola's New Budget Phones Look Surprisingly Nice Democracy
—	1 Vote	Please, Sit Down. You Must See Before You Wear Your Own GRAVE
—	1 Vote	Basketball Fans Are Absolutely Crushing Russell Wilson Was Washed Before Seahawks Traded QB
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
—	1 Vote	States Have a Wild Week
—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Tests Negative for COVID-19, Plans to Processions, What Happens to Queen Elizabeth's Visits With Presidents Didn't Always Go as Planned

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