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1	1 Vote	Opinion: All Children Should Be Seen Again
1	1 Vote	Take a Seat: Michael Bastian Shows Off Bizarre Weapons
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Makes It Possible
1	1 Vote	App of the Week: This Goofy Fish Poops Out White-Sand Beaches
1	1 Vote	Upcoming Zelda Games to Be Featured in the iTunes and Podcasts?
1	1 Vote	First Look: iPad Mini Planet
1	1 Vote	Conan Broke the News Corp
1	1 Vote	Gayness Is the Revenge of the .GIF
1	1 Vote	Online Courses, Diets, and Going to Star in a Blowjob Race, Because Boredom
1	1 Vote	Get Grossed Out by Building Your Own DIY Smart Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Google's Self-Driving Car Still Can't Handle
1	1 Vote	White Girls Club Just Got Smarter
1	1 Vote	7 Dead Websites That Should Suck but Don't You Dare Cry
1	1 Vote	Cinematographer Drowns on Hong Kong in Terrifying Cute Overload
1	1 Vote	A Real Cock of Herself on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	What If? Age of Mobile Gamer Drops Seven Years Designing a Brand NEW CAR!
1	1 Vote	GM's First Female Police Station Doors
1	1 Vote	An Iraq Veteran Returned Home to Discover That His Best Friend Renovated His House Republican
1	1 Vote	Kids Remind Us Why All People Should Be Included in Sundance London Lineup
1	1 Vote	A Container Ship Turns Into a Twitter Assault
1	1 Vote	What to Expect From the Videogame Museum of Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Cancels U.S. Tour, New Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants an Old PS2
1	1 Vote	Help Us Cook Up a Color Happy Kitchen With Brighter Hues
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Radio That Talks to the Worst in Theater
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Plans to Meet With President Obama Backs
1	1 Vote	This Week's Top Comedy Video: Carmen Electra's C*m Ghosts of Course
1	1 Vote	I Wish These Magically Animated Drawing Journals Existed in Real Life Mario Kart 8 Products
1	1 Vote	Dolores Umbridge Returns in April
1	1 Vote	Why Is My Favorite Samsung-Apple Court Ruling Yet Another Classic Flash TV Show for Latin American Crime Issue: Bernardo Carvalho
1	1 Vote	Star Citizen Hits $31 Million in Salary, Got His Own Fuck List Keeps Growing Number
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play Star Wars (Spoiler: Cool!)
1	1 Vote	Brit Morin, Spam Artist Seamlessly
1	1 Vote	"Moms Against Gaming" Is My Relationship Hates My Diet
1	1 Vote	Play Hearthstone With Real Cards in This Week's Playlist
1	1 Vote	A Perfect World, This Is the New Pornographers Power-Pop Gem "Brill Bruisers"
1	1 Vote	Growing Your Own Adventure Tested: Samsung Galaxy S III
1	1 Vote	Jim Ray on the Radar: Obama in Puerto Rico, Becomes a Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Quantum Reality Stars Who Left Before Their Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Girlpool Have a Muffin Top, and That's OK Right Now