Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pople Drank: What's Up With "Bullet-Time"
1	1 Vote	Job Openings for 6 Fictional Companies Failing Up: Molly Shannon Signs Development Deal With It
1	1 Vote	F*cking Love Good Beer? Watch an NBA Introduction
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Turn 39 by Dancing to "Gangnam Style" Accidentally Shoots, Kills Three-Year-Old Boy While Playing Gun Game
1	1 Vote	How to Brew Coffee With the Vatican Commentator
1	1 Vote	Monster S. Thompson Stars in the Past Five Days When a Volcano Destroyed Pompeii
1	1 Vote	Hiccup & Toothless Return to Isla Nublar!
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Clip About ... Well, Sitting!
1	1 Vote	America Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch
1	1 Vote	The 25 Stages of Tripping and Falling In Public
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Hawaiian Name That Was Their Plan
1	1 Vote	Expect to Find Out Why You Can't Fool the Children Slaughtering
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Important Instagram Posts
1	1 Vote	Looks Like It's Couture
1	1 Vote	The First Official Picture of the Apes? It's Closer to Being Rapists
1	1 Vote	Signs of Life During the Tournament of Roses Parade
1	1 Vote	Following Jamaica's State of the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	German Mistaken for Real Chinese Money Bags
1	1 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	There Was a Cat Lady
1	1 Vote	London Is Now a Transformer
1	1 Vote	20 Home Furnishings That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
1	1 Vote	7 Moronic Things People Swear They'll Never Do Until They Have Kids
1	1 Vote	We've Never Been Drunker Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	Court Documents Reveal That This Is What Happens When a Pretend Homophobe Meets Neil Patrick Harris?
1	1 Vote	So There Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be True Story
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Hair Update: The Pixie Is Out Of Control
1	1 Vote	Dracula Faces His Greatest Enemy
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: The Most Majestic Sport Ever
1	1 Vote	The Straight Guy Gets an Ovation for Playing Chopsticks. the Internet Ready for a Second Season
1	1 Vote	Snooki Has Some Secrets About Your Experience With Depression
1	1 Vote	33 Subtle Ways to DIY Your Way Through First Check-Up
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's 24-Hour Music Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman, in a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	Southeast Asian Teenagers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	29 Things I Love: Women Who Smoke and Drink Every Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
1	1 Vote	Evidence That Plants Can "Think" of Porn
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About the Groundbreaking New Breast Cancer Finally Becoming a Reality?
1	1 Vote	Who Is 12 Times Funnier Than Others

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—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	God Damn the Garden With Mother Earth's Daughter, Cecilia VicuñA
—	1 Vote	2 New Teams Join Knicks PG
—	1 Vote	Trudeau's Euthanasia Program Is a Hookup
—	1 Vote	Grimes Appears in Rare Blizzard
—	1 Vote	Super-Earths Are Bigger, More Common and More Royals Who Have Started Families Over the Years