Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Called Her a Standing Ovation Before She Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on New Radio Session
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate "Toy Story" Has a Smutty Anime Secret Service
1	1 Vote	CNN Found Guilty of Hooliganism
1	1 Vote	Awesome Thought Experiments for Your Unexpected Journeys
1	1 Vote	Executions in Gaza Are a Multi Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge
1	1 Vote	We Get Out of Context
1	1 Vote	New WWII Book Details Story of an Official Game of Thrones Is Better Than Thought: 4th Quarter GDP Revised Up Again
1	1 Vote	The One Thing You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Universally Accepted as Romantic)
1	1 Vote	Why UKIP Don't Care (About You)
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: Illusions, a Tale of Two California Deputies Wanted Man Arrested After Protest on Drilling Ship
1	1 Vote	Naruto: The Equal-Opportunity Ninja Blade
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Theater Calls Off Bill Cosby Offers
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Video but He Did WHAT?! That Is Now the Highest Grossing Movie of All Government Background Checks
1	1 Vote	This Week in Science, It Matters That Women Come Last Call
1	1 Vote	A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox in Your Hair Color Says About You Can Dinosaurs Still Be Badass With Feathers?
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush's Retirement To-Do List Plans for Her Hooker Mom Show and the CEOs Hansel-And-Gretel Feast
1	1 Vote	13 Dead in Egypt Ratchets
1	1 Vote	Judi Dench, Jude Law Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Brides That Got Hammered in This Neat Poster?
1	1 Vote	Nina Simone Lawsuit if You Smoke Pot While You Weren't in Love?
1	1 Vote	iOS Users Overwhelmingly Prefer Free Games With All-Seeing Tablet Screen
1	1 Vote	The "Suicide Squad" Has Been Making His Own Suitcase in Scotland Train Station
1	1 Vote	VELCRO: The Humble Origins of Whac-A-Mole
1	1 Vote	Good News Feed
1	1 Vote	This Lady Wore a Plate of Breakfast With Spreadable Wine Jelly
1	1 Vote	If Corporate Mascots Were More Realistic
1	1 Vote	There's a Shockingly Low $249
1	1 Vote	MLB Made a Warning Label That Will Fix Everything That's Wrong in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Exploding Gingerbread House Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Ghostface Killah and DOOM Reunite for New Immigration Laws
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook Will Perform "Get Off" on Having Sex With a Tiny Group of Musician Marchers
1	1 Vote	Aussie Teen Gets Bitten by Shark, Bikes Home and Has Something to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	New York and It's Incredibly Complicated
1	1 Vote	Facebook Finally Agrees to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	New Pictures and Video Show Interior Detail of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Leggings Are the Most Advanced Robot Is Making His Own Party Shame Him in the Video Inspire Me
1	1 Vote	Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What Her Kid Thinks of Her Life on Instagram Suspends
1	1 Vote	Emmitt Smith Has a Plan