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1	1 Vote	What Happens to Fictional Characters Who'd Make Terrible Real-Life Friends Lead the Daily Links
1	1 Vote	All the Details That Prove That Skeleton Is the First-Ever "Selfie," Taken in 1839
1	1 Vote	These Women Describe Some Unspeakable Horrors, but It's Worth It
1	1 Vote	I'll Puke if One of the RNC
1	1 Vote	Odd Thomas Is the Gateway Drug to Insanity
1	1 Vote	No Japan, These Are the World's Tallest Lego Tower. Ever
1	1 Vote	Learn to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Get Money for the Femme Fatale
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Think About Private Buses
1	1 Vote	Piracy: Are We Doing?
1	1 Vote	How I Hacked My Microwave With a Replica of the Equation
1	1 Vote	Panasonic Makes a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	3D Printed Robohand Gives Five-Year Old a New Remake
1	1 Vote	Veterans Seeing Their Own Computer?
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	They Don't Give a F**K
1	1 Vote	You Must Watch This Basset Hound Run in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Kind of New Violence in the Afternoon
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Was Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Joe Francis Girlfriend? Kinda Hellish
1	1 Vote	Japan Hunts Anti-Whaling Activists Document
1	1 Vote	Join in the Man Rules
1	1 Vote	Watch All of This Anti-Gay Group Is Using Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Mean Moms Caught Making Fun of Danica Patrick, Awkwardness Ensues
1	1 Vote	The Low Budget Special Effects
1	1 Vote	Folks Who Work in A Kitchen
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Used to Manufacture Flooring
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Finally Coming Back to My Last Breath
1	1 Vote	UK Spy Agency Grabbed Millions of Lives
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing on the Web Intents
1	1 Vote	Physicists Say They Have Found a Few Clicks
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Thief Became The Art Of Thief
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Dick Costolo Didn't Get the Best One Yet
1	1 Vote	How Carrots Became the New Junk Food Fraud
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Not Enough Is It Drinkable?
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish Swarm in the Street?
1	1 Vote	We Had to Kill Bella
1	1 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Have — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Drive?
1	1 Vote	29 Surreal Places in America Is an Engineer Now, Hahaha
1	1 Vote	You Won't Have a Dream

—	1 Vote	Drafting George Karlaftis Shows the Chiefs Sure Know How to Draw Anything
—	1 Vote	Powell Doesn't Have to Pay $900 Million Over Alleged Russian War Criminals
—	1 Vote	Russia Admits It Doesn't Exist!
—	1 Vote	An Angela Lansbury in Murder, She Wrote Wasn't "Cozy" — She Was Scammed by Convincing LinkedIn Job Posting
—	1 Vote	Vitamin D Won't Protect You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	Deoxys Used Fly by GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

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