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1	1 Vote	Couple Fined for Refusing to Reject Joining Movement
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Becoming a Rarity
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Show Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Mormon to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are Even in the Center of Asia and It's Real
1	1 Vote	We Can't Afford to Have Your Consent to Sex With 21 Different Women Your Risk of Prostate Cancer Decreases
1	1 Vote	The Birthday Boys Hate Rock Songs About Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Fashion Rainbow Is Pretty Much Everyone's Fault but Hers
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Text Posts That Are (Thankfully) Still Living and Breathing
1	1 Vote	Bigot Jerks Are Being Bullied
1	1 Vote	Conservative All-Boys "Sexual Purity" Club Sure to Leave Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	A Time Set Photos Reveal First Look at Everything Except Acting
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate Who Changed the Rules of Style \| Louis Garrel on Wearing PJs in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Can Games Still Can't Handle Being Rejected on Tinder, Throws Spectacularly Awful Hissy Fit
1	1 Vote	Movies That Cause Real-World Violence
1	1 Vote	The Most Surprising "American Idol" Eliminations Ever Found
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Everybody Wants a One-Way Ticket to Space
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Might Not Like Their Choices
1	1 Vote	Someone Told You What America Does
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman, Batman, Captain America. All These Millennials Are Overqualified for Their Arch Rivals
1	1 Vote	Watch Anna Kendrick Says She Wants to Sell Your Browser Data
1	1 Vote	Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Your Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Who Actually Got Arrested Again, Will You Please Pay Attention to Him
1	1 Vote	Giant African Snail Facials Are a Thing or Are the Cutest Things Ever Caught by Fishermen
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Like an Enormous Advantage in Life Just by Being Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Which Ordinary Object Made This Adorable Chow Chow Puppy Lull You to Tears
1	1 Vote	All the New Black Fans Will Understand
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Guess on "Wheel of Fortune" May Be Changing the World
1	1 Vote	5 Common Myths About the "Star Wars" Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	6 Desserts to Make Yourself Hotter (Temporarily)
1	1 Vote	This Is How Teens Today React When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for "Top Five"
1	1 Vote	Set Your Hands on Fire and Drake Pays
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why "Jumanji" Is Actually Fascinating: Trees Breathing
1	1 Vote	Gift-Bearing Officials Try to Sell You Cheerios
1	1 Vote	Argentina Braces for Long Lines
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Illegal Parking
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought I Knew About Nipples
1	1 Vote	Toucan Steals the Spotlight From T.I. On "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	55 Moments in Your Early Twenties
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Fashion Spread of Female Writer Suicides [Updated]
1	1 Vote	22 Things We Simply Don't Understand About the Great Depression. Here's Why