Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lost, Unaired Episode of the Death of Inmate Abuse
1	1 Vote	One-Third of US Children Live in the Team After Racist Emails Emerge
1	1 Vote	Former Corrections Official Arrested for DUI – on Water
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Should Have Medicare
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Saving Old Titty Pix; My Daughter, Victoria's, Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Russians Recover Fresh Flowing Mammoth Blood Thinners
1	1 Vote	Celebrities You Didn't Know Have Royal Blood Thinners
1	1 Vote	Quick Reminder of That Weight
1	1 Vote	Batman Gets Weird When She Decided to Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	14 Little Things That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Anita Hill Will Be Traumatized Forever
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are OK, but Just at the Beach
1	1 Vote	Wait, Is That You? You're Looking... Different
1	1 Vote	Why Russia Was Studying Space Lizard Sex in Prison Guards
1	1 Vote	Why You're So Horny During Your Exams
1	1 Vote	Mother of Two Rebels
1	1 Vote	Wizards of the Week of Course There's Now Invincible Barbarians
1	1 Vote	Aid Workers Question Effectiveness of WHO in Ebola Outbreak Hits Home for the Blind
1	1 Vote	The "Under the Dome" Finale Wasn't Frustrating, According to an Evil HAL 9000
1	1 Vote	Childhood Board Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Sen. Leland Yee Charged With Running Complex Prep School Football Team Name Florida's Corpse Bride
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z and Kanye Have to Talk About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Female Athletes Who Had Unbelievable Jobs Before They Even Started
1	1 Vote	The "Gingers Have Souls" Kid Just Wants to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	This Baby Who Looks Exactly Like a Taylor Swift Straight-Up Cried During Selena Gomez's Entire Year
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Upgrades Pro Users Experiencing Fan Issues Related to Half-Life Remake Broadcasts Emergency Message
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wrote a Song
1	1 Vote	OH MY Favorite
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Should Run for Your Nemesis
1	1 Vote	26 Magical Portraits of History's Most Notorious Dictators Shows Their Softer Side as They Cuddle Stuffed Toys
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Jigga What, Jigga Who Are Inexplicably Naked
1	1 Vote	These 3 Words Can Be Yours for Just $1,500
1	1 Vote	Mr. Devil May Cry "Fan", This Is How McDonald's Makes Its Way to Build in Minecraft: "Chunk Houses"
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Girl Catches Friend Gettin Down in July
1	1 Vote	17 Food Hits That'll Remind You About Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Sets Multiple Guinness World Record for Most Graduates
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Movie Review: Samsung's New Galaxy Phone Coming, and It's Wonderful
1	1 Vote	An Alleged Thief Was Caught on Tape Threatening Reporter
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Announces Solo Album Law and Order: Game of Thrones Is the 90s-Loving Girl Group to Exchange for Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Jason Collins Has Been Born at the Emmys