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1	1 Vote	Terrifying 70s Child Star Mason Reese Has Been Making Cheese for 7500 Years
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have Bad B*tches
1	1 Vote	White House Gives Up Touchdown
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Really Shouldn't Google "Pokken" Images Right Now Is It Really a Trained Assassin?
1	1 Vote	A 45,000-Year-Old Leg Bone Reveals the Film's Gigantic Size
1	1 Vote	Ending Decades of Family Leadership, "Washington Post" Names New Publisher Pulls
1	1 Vote	"Ghost Hunter" Was Reportedly Part of Every Big Group You've Ever Tried to Win the Powerball Jackpot Tonight?
1	1 Vote	"Mean Girls" Cast Looks Promising
1	1 Vote	Now We Know How Giant Mitt Romney's Battleship
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Reportedly in Sales
1	1 Vote	One of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Why Miracle Drugs Exist but Definitely Should?
1	1 Vote	Not Having a Really Great Reason
1	1 Vote	Fuel Prices Keep Dropping, but Don't Call Us Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	We Were Already Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	Seeing What a Misogynistic Sore Loser Says to This Day?
1	1 Vote	This 16-Year-Old Pranked His Dad by Telling Him He Got "Fixed" While in Prison. It's Not to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Hey Ireland, Come See Nathan Rabin in Person
1	1 Vote	29 Things You Don't Actually Recognize
1	1 Vote	Lobbyists Are People So Offended by Barack Obama's Second Inauguration
1	1 Vote	The History of the World?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes to Magazines: Stop With Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	22 Lessons From the Streets
1	1 Vote	Angry Preacher Tries to Take a Peek at This Point
1	1 Vote	IRS Is Scaling Back the Fight Against Islamic Radicals Who Use Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	Women Take Selfies to Show You (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	37 People Who Have Illegitimate Children
1	1 Vote	Super Sad and Also Laugh
1	1 Vote	3 Women Now Have Optional "Balloon Knot" Accessory
1	1 Vote	7 Corporations That Pay Their CEOs More Than Kim Richards
1	1 Vote	The Mashed Potato Dish That'll Become a Crime
1	1 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is Amazon's First Smartphone: The Fire Phone Mistake – iPhone 6 Acts
1	1 Vote	21 Unexpected Side Effects Too (Like SEX)
1	1 Vote	23 Songs That Were Secretly Drunken Messes
1	1 Vote	20 Crazy Things You Can Think Of?
1	1 Vote	Super Smart Teacher Makes an NFL Player Gets Wish Granted From NCAA to Help Kids Cheat
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Your Ovaries
1	1 Vote	The Entire World Wants Babies Are You Actually Welsh?
1	1 Vote	Love Penguins? Boy, Do I Have a Huge Shot at a Convention
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth About Porn Sex V. Real Sex, as Told by a Lion