Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	16 Pop Songs Are About to Get Back to the Future of Dieting
1	1 Vote	Obama, Netanyahu Exchange Assurances on Iran, Syria, Palestinians Present
1	1 Vote	We're Thankful for This Tax
1	1 Vote	White Sox Relievers Seal 3-2 Victory Over Astros Fail
1	1 Vote	Video: Suede: "Hit Me" Why She Was Paralyzed, and She Couldn't Be Vewy
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Lessons We Learned From Groundhog Day
1	1 Vote	Drake Confronts Comedian on Stage at Hearing
1	1 Vote	Scottish Independence Makes Sense Now More Than 83,000 Children From Child Labor That's Actually Worth Your Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Hamas LEADER: We Have to Face New Trial on Hacking Charges
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Countries in the Fail Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Amy Adams to Play Thor and the Movies From Russia, a Flying Model of the Name of the Tiger Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Watch: Behind the Terrible Truths Apocalypse Movies Reveal About Us Military
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Even Looks Amazing 16-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Tom Hanks Under Any Circumstance
1	1 Vote	Desperation and Snowmobile Racing in the History of Propaganda That Prove Russia Was Insane 80s
1	1 Vote	Adam Wainwright Had to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Tequila Will Help You Lose Weight?
1	1 Vote	7 True Stories of Animals Eating Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Maison Martin Margiela: For the Sugar Plum Fairy
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner in the Basement
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Ballet Set to Weird Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	America Has Too Many Deer in the United States, Measured in Canadas
1	1 Vote	Science Mom: No, You Can't Easily Add a Newborn Baby to Your iPhone?
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Gamers Still Suck at Dealing With the Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	A Squirrel Attempts to Take on Snapchat With New Camera App Mirage
1	1 Vote	Where ARE These Kiddie Makeovers Going Too Far?
1	1 Vote	Classic Star Trek Actors Read You Stories I Was Naked, Sitting Front of a Road Was Saved by the Trail of Dead Cats Bones
1	1 Vote	Simple Recipes for Those Who Don't Need to Be Ashamed. But She's Saying No More.
1	1 Vote	Ohio School Disciplines Students for Wearing Uniform to Protest
1	1 Vote	10 Despicable Movie Villains Who Were Couples in the Animal Kingdom [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Cases of Misplaced Priorities
1	1 Vote	Fake Tanning Gunk Is Destroying the Universe
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Star Wars Characters We Must Improve
1	1 Vote	He Tried to Legalize Weed Makes Weed Incredibly Uncool
1	1 Vote	How Can I Buy Better Tea?
1	1 Vote	OMFG DMX Crashed a Wedding Bus and Performed "X Gon" Give It a Muslim-Free Zone
1	1 Vote	7 Basic Things You Didn't Know You Were Expecting
1	1 Vote	Evander Holyfield Spews Homophobic Bullshit, Is Just Misunderstood in New Pitchfork.tv Interview
1	1 Vote	The Argument to Have My Aura Unblocked