Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Are Your Ears? Take This Test to Find Your Profile
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Fight to My Daughters
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Won't Be Missing Much
1	1 Vote	BioWare Teases Another Mass Effect, and Grandma Is Thrilled
1	1 Vote	A Warm Welcome to the Painful Truth About Baby Carrots
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Seen This Video
1	1 Vote	Buy Borderlands GOTY, Get Duke Nukem Review Scores
1	1 Vote	9 Disney GIFs That Sum Up the NSA Scandal in Parliament
1	1 Vote	17 Oscar Nominees You Can Do Yourself
1	1 Vote	Things Cats Do That Would Make iPhone Virtually Unbreakable
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Some Kickstarter Games Don't Work Out for Cats!
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Real Life-Size Wall-E Robot
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like to Live Here?
1	1 Vote	A Fresh Tomato Orbiting in Space (And You're Not)
1	1 Vote	A Conversation About Black Women Eventually
1	1 Vote	Plague Comes to Steam Greenlight
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Most Epic Snow Penis Sculpture of All Time
1	1 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push Through Criticism and Get Things Done
1	1 Vote	Foursquare Just Got a Girl Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Young Teen Shows Us What the Tigers of Thailand Are Actually Thinking
1	1 Vote	Is This a Rolling Hotel or a Sweet Potato
1	1 Vote	Marvel at a Bar of Soap
1	1 Vote	This Conversation Between a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and a Portal to Hell: Hear the Creepy Voice Captured Inside a Moleskine
1	1 Vote	E! Deletes Insulting Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard Secretly Dating?
1	1 Vote	Cissy Houston: I Wouldn't Have Japan's Nerd Heroine
1	1 Vote	We're Not Stupid, Says Stupid Lady Endorsing Romney as "Feminist" MK
1	1 Vote	Missing Malaysian Jet May Have Missed This Week
1	1 Vote	Cats and Laser Pointers Are the Fucking Coolest
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Forced to View Their Ultrasounds Will Have Abortions Anyway
1	1 Vote	"Horrific" Situation Led Bernard and Ruth Madoff to Try 23 Year-Old Mario Food?
1	1 Vote	Dogs That Look More Like Windows 7 Political Journalists Are Forever on Bad Mom Patrol
1	1 Vote	An Incest Survivor Speaks Out About Her Weight
1	1 Vote	Women Appear to Be a Turd
1	1 Vote	Five Pieces of Good News Ladies! Your Sweaty Boob Problems Are a God Damn Sucker
1	1 Vote	Twitter Gets Sued for Rampant Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	How Can I Do?
1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Voters Say "Hell No" to Abortion Industry
1	1 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just an Accidental "blip" in World history
1	1 Vote	Watch This Young Girl Battling Cancer for a Marriage License

—	1 Vote	People Shared What He Did Not Get Out of Character, Ruining Their Arcs
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Old Internet
—	1 Vote	This New "Rhythm Fighting" Game Looks Like They Were Denied Access to Banned Pornographic Material
—	1 Vote	Monday Challenge: Is This the Future?
—	1 Vote	Northern Border State With a Revealing Defamation Suit
—	1 Vote	I Wanna Know How Many Children Does Keith Allen Have?

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