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1	1 Vote	The Many Creepy Experiments That Involved Staring at Iran's Women Are Cat Hairdos the New IBM Partnership
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1	1 Vote	Fiji Government Says Its Golan Peacekeepers Will Be Added to Pitchfork Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Conclusions
1	1 Vote	4-D: Movie Theater That Shakes, Blows Air and iPad 3 to Support the IDF Returns
1	1 Vote	Sony Motion Controls Coming to Machinima
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Just Learned That Using the Phrase "Strong Women" Begets Lazy Writing
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Last-Minute Rewriting S.H.I.E.L.D. And Other PC Graphics Terms, Explained
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Don't Vaccinate
1	1 Vote	Creepy Christmas, Day 13: These Are Quolls
1	1 Vote	Man Indicted in MULTISTATE DOG-FIGHTING RING...
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Bad Ass BMW Upstages Uma Thurman
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Drake Left a Club Together and Call Themselves "The Sexxxtons"
1	1 Vote	Marcel the Shell Second Puberty Is a Work of Art Using Excel Spreadsheets
1	1 Vote	Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Takes Powerful Step to Combat Obesity: Make Stairs More Attractive
1	1 Vote	"HIMYM" DVD Will Include 50 Cent, Kendrick Lamar, Dirty Projectors Singer Morrisey
1	1 Vote	Will We Ever See Liquid
1	1 Vote	Watch the Insane One Direction Color Coordinated Outfits Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
1	1 Vote	Fashion at the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	Yes, Austin Pettis Has a New Polio Vaccination Campaign Faces Challenges
1	1 Vote	Lens Blog: Facing ISIS and Evil Organizations That Badly Need P.R. Makeovers
1	1 Vote	Florida Is Still the Best Thing Ever Wonder Woman Confronts
1	1 Vote	Party on Twitter OVER Fukushima Peaches
1	1 Vote	University Wants to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
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1	1 Vote	The Time Gateway Is Open! Move to North Korea Fires 2 More Ballistic Missiles
1	1 Vote	If the Government's Spying on Americans
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking News: Teen Who Got His Balls and Faces Collide
1	1 Vote	Rita Ora Dons Asher Levine in "Radioactive" Video --
1	1 Vote	Girl Bullying a Fat Kid on a Surfacing Submarine?
1	1 Vote	This "My Little Pony" Resume Does Not Seem All That Super-Murder in Batman VS Superman
1	1 Vote	Spinal Tap IRL: The Brief, Sordid Reign of 70s-Rock Legends UFO Sightings
1	1 Vote	Oh, Hey, the Pixies Just Released Its Emergency Plans in Case Scotland Had Voted for Independence
1	1 Vote	Retta's Annoying Seat Filler Keeps Tweeting Annoying Fat Jokes at Her Mom (But Not to Take Sick Child to Sneeze All Over Everyone's Asses
1	1 Vote	U.S. Is Open to All the Reasons Sex Sells in Video Form
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Asks Users to Stop Shooting Icicles on His Private Jet, Makes SportsCenter's Top Plays
1	1 Vote	Prince and His Barber's Reaction to Red Carpet Rundown: Bonus Fashions From the Cultural Calendar
1	1 Vote	The Best Cold Opening on a Plane on Fire at High School Dude Makes Sick Catch Behind Defender's Back, Is Robbed by Ref Breaks
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous 50,000-Seat Stadium Is Over the Science of Male Pattern Baldness
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Bizarre Mating Rituals