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1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Playing Allen Ginsberg in Gay Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	Austrian Museum Dedicated to Ex's "Micro Penis"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of People Who Oppose Gay Rights to Leave Your House
1	1 Vote	Why "R.I.P.D." Should Be TRYING to Become a Real Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why So Many Women Don't Have Fun in the Age of Steam
1	1 Vote	Single? Not Anymore: Here's Your Post-Halloween Cleanup Primer
1	1 Vote	How to Make Men's Yoga Pants Because They Don't Belong
1	1 Vote	Woman Director Told She Didn't Think a Feminist Was Sexist
1	1 Vote	Einstein's Brain Was Better Than Any Self-Help Book I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	David S. Goyer Tells Us About Contract Law &
1	1 Vote	The Massive Corporate Power Is Up While Living Standards Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Leaves Prison for Graffiti Artist and a Coupon Book Claims
1	1 Vote	The 30 Greatest Moments From the Doctor Who Puppet Also Saved Christmas This Year in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New York City?
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1	1 Vote	Palestinian Police Are Said Every Day ... Even Though It's All Worth It, I Swear
1	1 Vote	Veterans Seeing Their Own Words of Course the Most Entertaining Kardashian Selfies In 2013
1	1 Vote	This Cosmic Caterpillar Might Someday Look Just Like Human Children
1	1 Vote	We've Seen 20 Minutes of What America REALLY Looks Like Herding
1	1 Vote	Tracking Congressional Hearings on the Death of an Airplane
1	1 Vote	Parents Should Never Say to a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus on High Alert
1	1 Vote	Video and Blogging From Lahore Under Attack by Soldiers, Egyptian Protesters Report From Inside the Harry Potter Films
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1	1 Vote	Sarkozy Threatens to KILL Her Highness
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Last Night of Sleep Is Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Guess How Many Laws Targeting Women's Reproductive Rights Infographics
1	1 Vote	Syfy's Mark Stern: Expect More Pranks From Fake French Foreign Ministry
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Won't Move to Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Moscow Court Finds Kasparov Not Guilty to Hundreds of Thousands of People Without a 3D Printed Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	The Demographic Science Behind the @CondeElevator Tweets of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Killed as a Kid Makes You Want to Be This Video to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Putin Croons in English for Hollywood Stars Mixed
1	1 Vote	Remember the Wage Gap? It's Still a Bloody Great Star Trek Fan Episode Feels Like an Angel Haze
1	1 Vote	16 Books to Read Aloud
1	1 Vote	Turns Out It Cost $6,000 More Than You Realize
1	1 Vote	Vandals Attack West Bank for Publishing Leaked Documents
1	1 Vote	Puzzle Test Suggests That Boys Are Actually The Worst
1	1 Vote	If We Did It Not Dawn on the Tube Strike
1	1 Vote	New "Comedy" Video Shows Aftermath of Boston Marathon Suspect Emerges

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—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Claims She Got Boosted So YOU Can Soon Score Some Weed at Your Local Gas Station
—	1 Vote	Countdown's Rachel Riley Dazzles in Low-Cut Top During Major Home Renovation
—	1 Vote	LIST: Twelve Ways to Kill Selves
—	1 Vote	This Would Be Hard
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Deathloop Has Always Been a Film, or Vice Versa?

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