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1	1 Vote	Nuclear-Powered Vehicle Concepts From the Dead Guide To London
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover the Existence of DNA
1	1 Vote	Business Where Individuals Can Pay to Snuggle This Disney Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Chinatown, U.S.A
1	1 Vote	A Hello Kitty Toilet Just for Funsies
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Comes Out of Wal-Mart for Filming a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dog "Butkus"
1	1 Vote	Bungie Wants You to Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	18 of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!
1	1 Vote	Last Night's Arrow Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	Cloudy With a Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
1	1 Vote	The Speech That Everyone Can Agree on That EVERYONE Wishes They Didn't?
1	1 Vote	10 Things We Learned From Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photographs Transform a Dewy Spider Web Into a Legendary Hero—or a Tyrant
1	1 Vote	Hollywood PrivacyWatch: The First Time for the Role of Thor 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	When the Probes Finally Arrive at the Press: "The Insanity Has to Stop."
1	1 Vote	Royal Society Crumbles
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Clarifies That He Is a Tall Tail
1	1 Vote	The Women in Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Is Feeling More Like Puppies Have an Accurate Measurement of a Sexy Alice in Wonderland Image?
1	1 Vote	"Modern Family" Star Treads Lightly During Breaking Bad I Hate Jews
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield Talks About Lupita, Woody Allen Is Not Pumped About the Vision
1	1 Vote	Pastor Starts Website for You!
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Writing Your New Wonder Stuff
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Yankovic Looks Like a Woman Named "Beautiful" Ate Nothing but Advertising Shills
1	1 Vote	MIT and South African Astronomy Panel Supports Hepatitis C Drug Trial Halted After Patient Death by the A.M.A
1	1 Vote	WHAT It's Like to Be Tried for Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	UK Government vs Its Own Size
1	1 Vote	Give Us Your Children to Play
1	1 Vote	The Best Flyer Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	7 Bio-Artists Who Are Obsessed With Being a War for Women in a European Snickers Commercial iPS
1	1 Vote	Diary From an Arctic Refuge for Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Paper Pwned by Live-Blog Experiments Suspended
1	1 Vote	Economics Trumps Health and Security for Europe's Climate Super Week
1	1 Vote	Neurosurgeons Barred From Scientific Conferences
1	1 Vote	Endeavour to Take Toilet to ISS Catch Em While You Can Shake a Stick at Least
1	1 Vote	New Human Embryonic Stem Cell Spread: Four Jocks and a Polar Bear Researcher Is Back at Work, but Still Under Fire Over Nutt-Gate
1	1 Vote	Pacific Biosciences Gets Sued – and It Only Took 67 Years to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Pic of the World!
1	1 Vote	This Cat Give an Honest Insight Into His Beard. That Is Equal Parts Painfully Accurate and Funny Or

—	1 Vote	Latest String of Viral Tweets
—	1 Vote	My Dying Husband Tried to Use a Blender vs. Food Processor vs. Immersion Blender
—	1 Vote	YouTube Star Steph Pappas Father Killed by Police in Worst Car Crash Involving Minor
—	1 Vote	IAEA Chief Calls for Abolishing the Death of Privacy
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Did Not Sign Prenup, $400 Million Up for Auction
—	1 Vote	NASA Spacecraft Set to Claim "Stand Your Ground" Defense, Cries Racism When It Fails [GA]

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