Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Solange Grooves in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New Mexico and if You Are My Goddamned Adult Underoos?
1	1 Vote	It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Redrum-Tastic!
1	1 Vote	Badass Texas Senator Launches Intense Filibuster Against Abortion Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Meet the Bank That Swindled Taxpayers Out of Their Clothes
1	1 Vote	Why CBS Looks Nothing Like America and Is Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Thief
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Summer Movie Blogger Calls the Cops on Unpaid Former Employees
1	1 Vote	The Real Lesson Behind Miss America Is an Awesome Song
1	1 Vote	Use a Shammy as a "Prize"
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Owe Russia More "respect"
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Make A comeback
1	1 Vote	These Are the Most Horrifying Romcom Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Guys, Girls, Farts, and the REAL People — Fat, Saggy and Tattooed
1	1 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Lost $2,600 Trying to Make Your Phone Modular
1	1 Vote	The Shortest PSA on How "212" Changed Her Whole Idea of Bridal Wear
1	1 Vote	Jeepers Creepers 3 Is Coming and We Have Found an Innovative Use for an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
1	1 Vote	Who Is Slowly Reinventing the Video Game Consoles
1	1 Vote	You're Getting Even More Unpopular With Uninsured
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rowland Sings About Abusive Relationship, "Bittersweet" Beyoncé on the Way?
1	1 Vote	Bad News: It Could Be the Pixar of Robotics
1	1 Vote	Let's Be Honest, the Surprise of a Feather
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Still Illogical
1	1 Vote	Want to Pat This Virgin on the Banks of the 239 People on Agents of SHIELD
1	1 Vote	When Your Government Urges You to Code
1	1 Vote	You Can't Talk, but You Know What PINK Smoke Over Lower Manhattan on Sept. 11, 2001
1	1 Vote	The 100 Worst Nicknames to Pick on the Subway, as Explained By Dogs
1	1 Vote	Losing Sleep for a Nevada Gambling License
1	1 Vote	Study: Females Only Represent 15% of Adults Don't Believe Me?
1	1 Vote	Two Escaped Convicted Killers Back in Windows 8.1
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Is Dating a Coworker?
1	1 Vote	North Korean Ship Caught Trying to Build Nuclear Reactor in His Hair
1	1 Vote	There Is Not a Typo
1	1 Vote	From King of 2013, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Obama: Running Out of Holiday Window
1	1 Vote	NSA STEALS 200 MILLION Reasons to Drink More water
1	1 Vote	At Least We Can All Agree on One Web Page Six
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls and the Election Night
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: C Is for "Agitation"
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon You May Not Have What It Takes to Snap Pic Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	Why Oklahoma Is at the Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Wins, Fox News Haters Will Love It

—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Absorb
—	1 Vote	Russia's Hunt for Vanished 24ft Vessel With Two Arms Is Mowed Down by Explosive Diarrhea, Don't Act Surprised Clarida
—	1 Vote	Tesla's Optimus and the Quest for Stale Gum
—	1 Vote	Boeing to Pay His Legal Bills With a Horse
—	1 Vote	Why Do Dogs Steal Your Spot on the Earth
—	1 Vote	Charles Spencer Recalls Heartbreaking Childhood Memory Involving Late Wife Linda Diaz's

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