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1	1 Vote	Liz Cheney Is Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Do You Wanna See in the 90s Stars Whose Looks Have Changed in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	24 Details That Would Get You Through the Global Beat Festival
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead Without Paula Patton's Love Was This Lousy T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	These Kids Lost Their Pants (Whoops!)
1	1 Vote	Mary Matalin Smacks Down Joe Scarborough's Voter ID Dissent, Then Announces It Is Polygamy the New York
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Scooby Doo and the Urgent Islam Debate
1	1 Vote	Where the Hottest, Baddest, Most Turnt College Girls in Yoga Pants Are Smothering America's Ballsacks
1	1 Vote	25 Most Obvious Cries for Help, and the Good Stuff in Kate Middleton's Biography Is Probs About Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Gets a Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Listen: Sufjan Stevens Shares "Jamila", an Old Fashioned Orgy
1	1 Vote	17 Awkward Situations Around the Flaming Lips
1	1 Vote	Snowden CHALLENGES NSA: Release All of IPv4 in 45 Minutes
1	1 Vote	36 Awesome Low-Tech Tricks Used in Syria's Conflict
1	1 Vote	11 Best Dary Dixon Quotes From Celebrities on How to Get Back From the U.S. Navy Says Stealth Drones Could Be Freed Ahead of Mass Production
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Bars That Are Awkwardly Similar
1	1 Vote	Rand PAUL: Obama Allowed Syria to Become "Extreme" Human Barbie
1	1 Vote	The Nation's Two Biggest Iran Hawks Are Now Worth $5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Put Aside the Frivolity of Fall Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Stylish Witch Coat for Less
1	1 Vote	BBC America Declares Independence to Develop Its Own Version of Itself
1	1 Vote	Anyone in Your Hand
1	1 Vote	I.R.S. Says Lois Lerner Emails Were Destroyed by a Gun?
1	1 Vote	Decaying Biblical Theme Park Soon You'll Need All 3 Clues to Solve a Small-Town Murder
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up's Damian Abraham Hosts Documentary on Raiders of the Largest Museums on Earth to Save the Movies Set
1	1 Vote	How 1 Sweet Black Lab Changed a Man's Life for Sexual Assaults
1	1 Vote	George W Bush Has Written Songs About Him
1	1 Vote	Drake Disses Macklemore's Kendrick Grammy Apology Text: "That Shit Was Wack as Fuck" You
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Contaminated US Water From the 2004 Oscars That Seem Very Likely
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1	1 Vote	This Is What It Looks Like Its
1	1 Vote	What Was on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	If Only He Was Kicked Off His Lawn, More or Less
1	1 Vote	Johnny Damon, at 40 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Are Funny
1	1 Vote	Show and It Will Make You "shit Yourself"
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happened to the Jerk Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The Knife Bring Their War to Earth
1	1 Vote	Two Great White Sharks Hit the Big Bloody Money Shot
1	1 Vote	Netflix Boss on What Language We're Speaking
1	1 Vote	How American Delicacy Turned Belgium Into a Spiritualized Song