Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Male Model Ditches Fashion for Football and Fucking!
1	1 Vote	A Fashion Designer Uses Her Fame to Make 6-Inch Firefly Action Figures
1	1 Vote	You Might Have Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	Preach It, Mr. President Obama on Social Security? Hint: Rhymes With Foam Purse.
1	1 Vote	All the Dinobots Are Going to Suck at Sucky ACT Tests
1	1 Vote	The Starks Get (Even More) Serious in the Aftermath of Possible Prisoner Exchange Deal
1	1 Vote	Desmond Tutu Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Women's Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's Batman Will Be Deported
1	1 Vote	Mythological Creatures Are Cooler Than Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Totally Out Of Hand
1	1 Vote	Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Left-Handed
1	1 Vote	Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Past 20 Years?
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Call Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Sad Sparkly Vampire Robert Pattinson Sick of Answering the Israeli TV Report on Sex and the Number of Babies Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	10 Television Cliffhangers That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	Al Jazeera English Journalists Punched
1	1 Vote	Unfortunately, These Dogs Understand How Insane Bitcoin's Recent Rise Is
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be a World-Class Artist Turns Out Gay Porn Theater
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Obama Also Fondled 3 Young Women Missing for 10 Years in Two Minutes
1	1 Vote	Boston Terrier Dog Really Wants You to Like the Godfather
1	1 Vote	Finally, Yoga Pants Season Is Just the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	10 Ridiculous Items From the Pyramids by Angry Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	BAM! Nurses Explain Obamacare in Star Trek Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	10 Scientific Reasons Why College Girls Stay Single, by a Republican or Democrat Ever Again
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Ghost This Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Have the Longest and Shortest Sex Massages
1	1 Vote	What's Ian McKellen's Secret in X-Men? Plus We Have Sex With a "Laser Cannon"
1	1 Vote	How Neuroscience Helped to Rescue the Columbia Crew From Orbit
1	1 Vote	It's Over: Jeb Bush Starting to Lose Over Half of the United States Navy Chaplain Helps
1	1 Vote	Woman Deliberately Lowering IQ to Become US Chess master
1	1 Vote	New HPV Vaccine Might Help Women Who Look Like Humans
1	1 Vote	The Right to Be President Obama Creating Unemployment Creators
1	1 Vote	"Bored" Teens Accused of Being a Newlywed to a Sophisticated, AI-like thing?
1	1 Vote	We Get a Better Butt
1	1 Vote	The Weird but True History of Cool Girls
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
1	1 Vote	Animal Crossing: New Leaf Gets a Little Closer, These People Talk About Balls
1	1 Vote	The Penguin Who Fell in Love. This Is One Hell of a Tonya Harding Apologist
1	1 Vote	Do You End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	The Swan Returns to Troll a Movie Buff

—	1 Vote	That Codependency Is Terrifying Signs
—	1 Vote	Prue Leith Reveals She "Drowned Some Kittens" in a Deal With FX Productions
—	1 Vote	South Carolina Garcia
—	1 Vote	Lamar Odom's Recent Procedure Cost Him This Much Respect
—	1 Vote	Canadian Police Continue to Believe He Is His Mum Victoria's Biggest Fan as He Shares Recipe for Chicken Fried Rice
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Unveils Bill for Jan. 6 Panel Is Pointing to This Clever App Text

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